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« on: March 06, 2008, 09:25:13 pm » |
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Abeville was quiet as FLDASH and other companies of the allies attempted to break through the buldge and cut off our advances headed by general APEX. The attack was repeled and we continue to advance further faster and deadlier into allied territory. This is no longer a fight for you family, but a fight for the survival of the 3rd Reich. We will prevail. Our superiority will dominate this war. We shall not only push them back to the beaches, but we shall push them on their own soil!
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I'm too candid to hide something like that.  Candid - frank; outspoken; open and sincere: a candid critic You must really think im an idoit. |
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Nevyen
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2008, 09:50:57 pm » |
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While I respect General Apex im begining to wonder about his subordinate commanders and his PR officer................
General Apex we will salute your efforts in the field in the officers mess and make sure your name is elevated in ranks of the fatherlands greatest.
With regards
General Count Nevyen
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2008, 10:41:50 pm » |
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We will always remember apex, I'll even scroll his name on the bathroom wall with a number to his sisters house.. may he Rest in peace!
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Nevyen
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2008, 11:03:29 pm » |
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funny you mention that salan , i took the intiative to do the same for you a few days back:
For a good time call Pink Shirt services
No deformaty not catered for........
specialising in elphantitis
ask for the crazy canadian
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2008, 11:09:44 pm » |
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Hmm what Apex is gone? They never tell us Captains anything.
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DISASTER AVERTED... IM A MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS! You have DasNoob who uses the mod as COHTV
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 02:07:44 am » |
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He's on vacation to India. |
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 07:09:02 am » |
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Gone for two weeks and already the axis start inscribing their tombstones.
I'm currently leading the German Expeditionary Corps through the jungles (and warm sandy beaches) of southern asia. I expect Roosevelts wheelchair as a throphy on my return. In the meanwhile, don't forget to put on the snow chains.
I'll be back
Apex
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| Bonte
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 08:59:42 pm » |
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our progress was halted...the allies have started wave after wave of counter attack and my fellow axis generals seem to have lost the lust to attack. WE MUSt push!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 10:03:56 pm » |
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As the allies said b4, our chutes will black out your sky, our rangers will pwn your tanks , and our calliopes will blow the shit out of your troops
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 10:06:58 pm » |
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and our snipers will headshot you guys
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2008, 10:16:18 pm » |
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Do we have to use the word rape?
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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2008, 10:19:05 pm » |
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its a figure of speech but in a weirder version
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Akranadas
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2008, 10:23:05 pm » |
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I know, I just hate it how it's being watered down for it's real meaning
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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2008, 10:26:01 pm » |
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happy its modified
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