Handgrenades
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« on: March 13, 2008, 08:29:21 am » |
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 The following is a message from the US forces Headquarters in Western Europe to all axis commanders suggesting the capitulation of all axis forces involved in battles across the western front.From: Lt. General Handgrenades CO of the 10th Armour Division ---------------------------- Today, march 13 1944, german forces are being pushed back, deep into german territory. With our russian allies at your eastern borders and US-British forces closing in from the west, the end of this war approaches. Allied forces will be at Berlin in only a matter of days. You have fought bravely and lead your men with honor. I greatly admire the efforts of you, axis commanders. I greatly admire your attempts to hold off a much superior force from setting foot on german soil. To prevent further, needless, bloodshed, I strongly urge you to cease all military activities. You can capitulate with pride. Your men have fought well and you have achieved some great victories in these past few years. Save the german people from the shame of an upcoming hostile occupation. End this war now and Berlin will not burn.---- End -----
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Apex
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 08:29:59 am » |
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NUTS!
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 08:34:32 am » |
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Can we start the next war now? I'd like to get the drop on the airborne players.
Geddit?
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 08:36:04 am » |
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 08:54:48 am » |
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Aw come on we can hold out to at least May 7th  |
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 08:55:09 am » |
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Love it Unknown and Apex. Love it.  Exceptional post Unk. =) |
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 08:58:49 am » |
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Those Yank commanders have no idea... haha... we shall strike when they least expect it...
WITH AN UNANNOUNCED NERF TO THE ENTIRE ALLIED ARMY!!!
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Thtb-Ally
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 09:16:15 am » |
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Click faster at the nerf button, allys are winning.
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 09:16:47 am » |
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You can't nerf Boobaka
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 09:24:59 am » |
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 News from the front:
In a contained battle the 213th Airborne (ISee) and 155th Airborne (gungunx) divisions broke through our lines and captured more territory, easily pushing our 444th Defensive (MrHat) and 3rd Blitzkrieg (APEX) divisions aside. It is in times like this that we must have hope and presistance if we intend to win this war. |
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 09:25:24 am » |
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delete boob's account FAST! :p
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 09:25:45 am » |
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My connection broke -.- Allied Sabotage
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 09:25:57 am » |
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I just got word from Hitler himself, all Axis forces are scheduled to counter-attack with the utmost force by the end of the week...
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 09:48:18 am » |
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I just got word from Hitler himself, all Axis forces are scheduled to counter-attack with the utmost force by the end of the week...
So you know him personally? And aren't you allied? Does that mean we're in Berlin? Am i going to ask more questionss? |
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"Chance favors the prepared mind"
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 10:07:23 am » |
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I just got word from Hitler himself, all Axis forces are scheduled to counter-attack with the utmost force by the end of the week...
Finally... But this just means I'll be running into the Airborne, instead of the other way around. |
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Thtb-Ally
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2008, 10:09:47 am » |
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Âirborne always attack.
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| Bonte
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2008, 10:10:43 am » |
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YOU HEARD THE FUHROR WE MUST PUSH OUR ENEMIES BACK TO THE SEE! BERLIN SHALL NOT FALL!
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I'm too candid to hide something like that. Candid - frank; outspoken; open and sincere: a candid critic You must really think im an idoit. |
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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2008, 10:12:26 am » |
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Its not like the war will end eitherway.. germany will prevail, even in their loss!
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| Bonte
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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2008, 10:20:02 am » |
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salan i think it is time you come back to the dark side.
As an official messege to the allied armies:
Any allied commander willing defect his army to the 3rd Reich will be given full quarter and his very own division to command.
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2008, 11:08:40 am » |
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salan i think it is time you come back to the dark side.
As an official messege to the allied armies:
Any allied commander willing defect his army to the 3rd Reich will be given full quarter and his very own division to command.
yawn, next you will say you will give us 50 cps and 30 rb's to switch sides! |
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