Ucross
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« on: March 13, 2008, 10:10:30 pm » |
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News from the front:
Our 2nd Terror (BorisTheBlade83), 80th Terror (GenericNameAxis), 502nd Terror (Ucross) and 31st Defensive (TheDeadlyShoe) divisions successfully defended our land holding back the 124th Armour (CommanderNewbie), 7th Airborne (1stReconDrNick), 3rd Armour (GammaCommander) and 452nd Armour (Duvka) divisions in an epic battle. Many of the recent Allied assaults have been stopped dead in their tracks. Allied morale is beginning to wane and rumors of an Axis counter-attack are circulating widely.
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 10:18:48 pm » |
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Hell Yes!
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 11:14:40 pm » |
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News from the front:
HOORAH! We have stopped the Allied advance! Our 31st Defensive (TheDeadlyShoe), 73rd Defensive (GamerAndy) and 871st Defensive (Awake) divisions successfully defended our land holding back the 452nd Armour (Duvka), 124th Armour (CommanderNewbie) and 3rd Armour (GammaCommander) divisions in a large battle. This, along with the recent allied defeats has opened up a chance for us to strike back! It is Germany's time in the sun now! We will push the allies back to the sea!
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Time will tell. Sooner or later, Time will tell.
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 11:20:50 pm » |
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WAHOO! WE HAVE TURNED IT AROUND AGAIN! IF WE LOSE BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER I'LL KILL MYSELF! YAY!
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 11:30:26 pm » |
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You heard him men! Turn the other cheek!
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 11:41:07 pm » |
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lol just watch as the day shift fir the allies come on, we might not be as strong after the patch but the war will be over
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 11:44:33 pm » |
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Oops...
Our advance has been destroyed and the Germans are counter-attacking! Our 51st Armour (Stuart7500) and 777th Infantry (KdKIIIIJesse) divisions have been defeated in an attempt to overcome the 504th Terror (Roumba) and 29th Defensive (salan) divisions in a contained battle. This was the beginning of a large Axis counter-attack! We must defend the land we have captured against the new German Assault!
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2008, 07:08:09 am » |
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A telegram from the war office.
From SHAEF to all allied commands.
WARNING. Intel suggests german spies abroad. be on the look out for german agents dressed as girl guides selling cupcakes. Allied intelligence suggest they are focusing on supply dumps in rear echalon areas. advised extreme caution when approaching such agents. Intel suggests further they have rudimentary dental training. Advised counter is intense bitching and whining coupled with inane discussion about current fashion in the street.
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2008, 07:08:44 am » |
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Lmao!
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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2008, 07:10:13 am » |
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A telegram from the war office.
From SHAEF to all allied commands.
WARNING. Intel suggests german spies abroad. be on the look out for german agents dressed as girl guides selling cupcakes. Allied intelligence suggest they are focusing on supply dumps in rear echalon areas. advised extreme caution when approaching such agents. Intel suggests further they have rudimentary dental training. Advised counter is intense bitching and whining coupled with inane discussion about current fashion in the street.
The cupcake girl just took half my BARS.... |
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"Chance favors the prepared mind"
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2008, 07:24:06 am » |
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2008, 07:25:53 am » |
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Thats the one! Get 'em! |
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2008, 10:51:01 am » |
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Way to go deleting my post... Nub axis propaganda.
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Profile's: Duvka, Razor, KleinInDerHosen, Akvud.
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 01:41:05 pm » |
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A telegram from the war office.
From SHAEF to all allied commands.
WARNING. Intel suggests german spies abroad. be on the look out for german agents dressed as girl guides selling cupcakes. Allied intelligence suggest they are focusing on supply dumps in rear echalon areas. advised extreme caution when approaching such agents. Intel suggests further they have rudimentary dental training. Advised counter is intense bitching and whining coupled with inane discussion about current fashion in the street.
Blue is so last year! |
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2008, 01:44:43 pm » |
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watya mean? blue is the new black...  |
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