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Author Topic: HELP CALLING EIR!!!  (Read 11146 times)
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DasNoob Offline
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« on: March 26, 2008, 08:35:02 pm »

I've been picking on some random guys colony and now he has a fleet en route due 8 hours from now.  Can we get the community together on this one and see what the power of 40 warning mails can do? 

Player is Warme  14:14 Needs cowbell on Elmeos.  I don't know where his home is, but 8 hours puts him in the neighborhood of a lot of you.

* DasNoob salutes
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Quote from: fldash on Today at 06:22:34 PM
DISASTER AVERTED... IM A MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS!

You have DasNoob who uses the mod as COHTV
BoDyBaG2224TLS Offline
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 08:39:09 pm »

On it, gonna send a very nice statement.

I'm going to say we are 40 strong and have tourretts so we don't know what we are capable of but it won't be good.
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lordofchaos Offline
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 08:41:23 pm »

im on it Smiley
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 08:42:40 pm »

thats 4 mails + mine... keep em coming Smiley 
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fldash Offline
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 08:42:53 pm »

I sent him a message, how do you find out where his colony is... it should say somewhere, or be clickable somewhere...
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BoDyBaG2224TLS Offline
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 08:44:38 pm »

Greetings Warme. I am talking to you on behalf of the Alliance of "Phils Minons" aka EiR.
I am asking you to turn back your war fleet from the DasNoob due to the alliance he is in with us. Failure to do so will result in a combined force of up to 20 people in the alliance counter-attacking your city. I'm sure that with some polite messages you may be able to make an agreement between you and DasNoob.
According to DasNoob you will be enroute for 8 hrs. If your ships are not turned around by the 4 hour mark there may be a retaliation on behalf of the "Phil's Minons" aka EiR Alliance. Thank you for your time.

Message I sent, sounds official like, doesn't it?

Perhaps I should begin massing up some slingers/swordsmen?
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 08:50:18 pm »

I sent him a message, how do you find out where his colony is... it should say somewhere, or be clickable somewhere...

Well i know this is his colony because i saw it being built, and his player stats are

Total score :478
Military score: 196
Gold score: 46,413

So i knew that he was not a noob with that kind of cash, but not too powerful on this colony.  I don't know of a way to search his name "warme" and find his home capitol, only that it is aprox 8 hours away from me.  I've checked all of the near islands and can't find that player.

Thanks for your messages guys keep them rolling Wink
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stumpster Offline
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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 08:51:53 pm »

Sent.

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WHAT THE FUCK.  DUDE.

GET THE FUCK OUT.

STOP JERKING OFF ON THE FLEET.

SRSLY.  DEATH = YOU.






Just kidding, this was the actual message.

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Y Halo Thar.

I'm sure you're getting plenty of messages from Phil's Minions, and I have to say that should you not retreat I will also be sending troops against you.
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Step out of the way. He'll keep going until he hits a wall, that being Akranadas. Let him go unmolested, his journey will take less time.
BoDyBaG2224TLS Offline
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 08:52:56 pm »

Trade ships are ready and standing by for deployment. If he doesn't turn around by the 4 hour mark I will set out for his little colony at needs more cow bell and set up a blockade.
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Stranger491 Offline
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2008, 08:55:34 pm »

ok sent him a warning message.
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Every mission with me is a suicide mission.
DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2008, 08:59:58 pm »

the worst case scenario is that before his fleet arrives I offload all of my stores to the alliance donation Wink  He won't get crap from me then ^^ 

And if by the 4 hour mark he as not turned back, I will begin spamming as many ships as possiable to hold off his attack.  I'm also upgrading my wall with his marble   Grin
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BoDyBaG2224TLS Offline
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2008, 09:05:49 pm »

Actually I'm going to bed soon so keep us posted here. If there has been an attack I'm going all out with slingers/swordsmen to his little happy place and gonnna take all of his stuff.
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Skunker Offline
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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2008, 09:10:39 pm »

Tossed a PM to him
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CatinHat Offline
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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2008, 09:25:34 pm »

sent him a pm stating turn back your ships my lord or I will have to place the flag of EiR on my ships and head to your home city. I have a force of 40 swordsmen with support units.

40 is a lie but i do have 20 Wink
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2008, 09:27:38 pm »

 Smiley  Sweet man!

If he doesn't turn back, his fleet will show up in the battle report with his home colony.... then we can go to his home and pull it down!  So if he turns back good, if he attacks more fun for our alliance  Cool
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BoDyBaG2224TLS Offline
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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2008, 09:32:02 pm »

Can someone explain why in troop movements it says "own units" and then it says attacking my own city in like 2 hours......
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Phil Offline
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Phil's fkin batman!
Phil also owns the moon.

« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2008, 09:49:42 pm »

Apparently that means your trade fleet is returning after having transported good somewhere. At least it did for me.
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DasNoob Offline
EIR Veteran
Posts: 3430



« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 10:26:28 pm »

wait one moment if that is correct, then we may have just spammed this guy for no reason?   Shocked  Cheesy Grin

Attack on DasNOOBville (Duration: 6h 34m) is posted under the "mission of my own units" heading... is this a returning fleet of my own?  Could this just be a false alarm and some poor bloke is S#*ting himself with our PMs  BWAHAHA


Well at least we know that our community will band together to fight evil at all costs!
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2008, 10:31:27 pm »

What the fuck are you idiots talking about? I havent sent any warfleets anywhere. Quit fucking with me or you will regret it.
On the 27.03.2008 3:39 DasNOOB wrote::
> Turn your fleet around and I may stop looting needs cowbell. You don't know how many friends I have m8 Wink




BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stand down gents stand down.




My reply:  "I doubt that we would regret it, but I'll have the alliance stand down."
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lordofchaos Offline
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« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2008, 10:40:55 pm »

umm jumping the gun das?
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