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Author Topic: THE ALL NEW MAPPING DOCTRINE FOR 2.0  (Read 4490 times)
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Lolto Offline
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« on: April 07, 2008, 06:57:21 pm »

Lolto proudly presents the all new:

MAPPING Doctrine

GrafiX
T1 - Camouflage - 'Your units gain new pink suits, allowing all your
units to go into stealth.'  Passive Ability
T2 - Flower Power - 'Call into a specified area a field of beautiful flowers making all units kill themselves upon the sight of such beauty.' 2 Uses
T3 - A210 Corn Field - 'Call into a specified area a field of corn making any units within the corn field instantly immobile.' 2 Uses
T4 - Bloom Attack - 'Instantly blinds the enemy players in real life for five minutes and melts their units.'  2 Uses, 1 more use on Corn Field, 1 more use on Flower Power



^ Flower Power in-game screen-shot. ^

^ A210 Cornfield in-game screen-shot. ^

^ Bloom Attack in-game screen-shot. ^

Essentials
T1 - Apex - 'You can now purchase the Apex construction unit.'
T2 - CommanderNewbiecart - 'The Apex construction unit is now able to construct Commandernewbcarts with flowers or dead bodies on top of them for defensive purposes.'  Unlimited Uses
T3 - Building Exploit - 'Upon entry, all churches and large structures instantly convert to HQs for your team and grant the ability to spawn free weapon teams and officers.' Passive ability
T4 - Chateau - 'The Apex construction unit is now able to purchase the Chateau upgrade, buildable anywhere in-game, comes with complementary Bloom-Proof windows.'  2 Uses


^ Apex Construction Unit in-game screen-shot. ^

^ CommanderNewbiecart in-game screenshot. ^

^ Building Exploit in-game screen-shot. ^

^ Chateau in-game screen-shot. ^

Design
T1 - Road to... "Oh god my eyes, I'm blind!" - 'Your units are able to now bear the sight of Road to Carentan, in addition the map doesn't look as bad as it ussually does.' Passive Ability
T2 - Abbelol - 'Instantly change the map from Abbeville to any other map of your choice as long as it's not Abbeville.' Unlimited Uses
T3 - Bastion - 'You are now able to pronounce Bastion correctly instead of pronouncing it as Bastogne.' 3 Uses
T4 - Senior Map Team - 'Instantly summon the channel 4 senior map team into the game successfully suppressing all enemy units for five minutes.  In addition there is a chance that Skunker will fall from the heavens and instantly destroy all enemy units.' 3 Uses


^ Bastion in-game pronunciation screen-shot. ^

^ Map Team in-game screen-shot. ^

Resistance
T1 - Frost - 'Your units gain +10 Frost resistance in rain and snow resulting in a 10% faster movement speed for all of your units.' Passive Ability
T2 - Fire - 'Your units gain +10 Fire resistance in and not limited to: Explosions, Crocodiles, Flame Pios/Engineers, Flammenwerfers, Burning Buildings.  resulting in a 20% Reduction in received accuracy.' Passive Ability
T3 - Light - 'Your units gain +30 Bloom resistance, resulting in a 30% Increase in sight and fire range.' Passive Ability
T4 -  What, 9000? - 'All your units gain a power level of over nine thooouuuuusssssaaaannndddd!!!!' Awesome


^ Fire in-game screen-shot. ^

It's over 9000.


Official FL- Words: 2.0 will be out soon in anticipation of this new doctrine for both factions!  We hope that everyone enjoys the new doctrine as it is going to revolutionize EIR as we know it, enjoy!

« Last Edit: April 07, 2008, 07:03:47 pm by Lolto » Logged

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 07:01:12 pm »

 Grin  Grin  Grin
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Prydefalcn Offline
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 07:06:02 pm »

My babies, have them.
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MasonDon Offline
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 07:07:14 pm »

This thread is made of so much Epic Win, I cannot live anymore. Cry

*goes to jump off bridge*
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zomgzombiescalliope Offline
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 07:08:21 pm »

Win.
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jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 07:10:22 pm »

10/10; would view again!!

especially::

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Design
T1 - Road to... "Oh god my eyes, I'm blind!" - 'Your units are able to now bear the sight of Road to Carentan, in addition the map doesn't look as bad as it ussually does.' Passive Ability
T2 - Abbelol - 'Instantly change the map from Abbeville to any other map of your choice as long as it's not Abbeville.' Unlimited Uses
T3 - Bastion - 'You are now able to pronounce Bastion correctly instead of pronouncing it as Bastogne.' 3 Uses
T4 - Senior Map Team - 'Instantly summon the channel 4 senior map team into the game successfully suppressing all enemy units for five minutes.  In addition there is a chance that Skunker will fall from the heavens and instantly destroy all enemy units.' 3 Uses


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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
[AB]RikiRude Offline
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 08:35:12 pm »

total hilarity! thread wins.
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Allies:
*AB company going for raid assault
  Infantry going for tank reapers
Axis:
*Defensive going for rocket artillery
  Blitz going for lightning war
  And an experimental Terror company going for subversion consisting of all volks and two King Tigers
Lolto Offline
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 09:03:12 pm »

New in-game screen-shot of the all new Map Team ability!



More to come!
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 09:07:43 pm »

Overpowred.
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salan
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 09:09:24 pm »

they are going to nerf this doctrine and put a long recycle timer on it!   poor skunker!
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 09:10:13 pm »

Sex is meaningless after reading that.
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DISASTER AVERTED... IM A MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS!

You have DasNoob who uses the mod as COHTV
Kolath Offline
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 09:25:03 pm »

!!!

Words fail to capture the awesomeness that is this thread.

Map team shall prevail!
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Lolto Offline
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 09:47:32 pm »

Another in-game screenshot!

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3471/c4mapteamampmtextjye7.jpg




NEXT UP.... EPISODE ONE OF... "THE MAP TEAM" COMIC.
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 09:49:52 pm »

Will victory be mine? Will I suffer engine damage! Find out in the next episode of All EiR Mapteam!
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salan
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2008, 09:51:53 pm »

Will victory be mine? Will I suffer engine damage! Find out in the next episode of All EiR Mapteam!

your life will be short lived eitherway
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GenericNameAxis Offline
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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2008, 09:56:51 pm »

More APEX builder!
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