Marine436
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« on: April 08, 2008, 06:30:19 pm » |
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Mark my words Axis, youll never Regain an Inch of Land
Allies -Push to berlin!-
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| GenericNameAxis
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 07:22:39 pm » |
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We will Crush you under our Armored Treads
You will never enter the Fatherland!
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| Crono
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 07:35:40 pm » |
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you alomst got there before and got pushed back, in time you will realize that berlin is an unnattainable goal, so just get back on your boats and go back to england, for the war will enter your land soon enough.....
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I will hide this........giant gun.
Pak-38 commander when going into cloak
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 07:37:28 pm » |
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In other news: Our 363rd Terror (APEX) and 1st Terror (Lolto) divisions beat back the 14th Armour (puddin) and 55th Infantry (donnieDark) divisions in a contained skirmish. Many of the recent Allied assaults have been stopped dead in their tracks. Allied morale is beginning to wane and rumors of an Axis counter-attack are circulating widely.
Another Glorious failure for the Allies...
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 07:44:16 pm » |
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In other news: Our 5th Defensive (Apoxian), 299th Blitzkrieg (Niichts) and 108th Terror (CollectiveS) divisions beat back the 147th Airborne (Ciwawa), 999th Airborne (TheDrunkenSmurf) and 17th Infantry (Killroy123456) divisions in a contained engagement. Many of the recent Allied assaults have been stopped dead in their tracks. Allied morale is beginning to wane and rumors of an Axis counter-attack are circulating widely.
To Berlin you say?
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 07:45:22 pm » |
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Our defeat was merely a distraction to the main axis forces. You may have won the battle but you wont win the war.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 07:47:08 pm » |
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Our defeat was merely a distraction to the main axis forces. You may have won the battles but you wont win the war.
You are being defeated on all fronts I dare say. |
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2008, 08:03:57 pm » |
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In other news: Our 23rd Terror (fldash), 124th Defensive (Prydefalcn) and 67th Blitzkrieg (Lesserevil001) divisions beat back the 97th Airborne (HotLoads), 172nd Infantry (BLACKWIRE) and 157th Armour (hez84) divisions in a fierce engagement. Many of the recent Allied assaults have been stopped dead in their tracks. Allied morale is beginning to wane and rumors of an Axis counter-attack are circulating widely.
Crushed Yet again
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stumpster
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 08:40:31 pm » |
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In other news: Our 28th Airborne (salan), 14th Armour (puddin) and 55th Infantry (donnieDark) divisions have been defeated in an attempt to overcome the 433rd Defensive (Zinser), 10th Terror (stumpster) and 1st Terror (Lolto) divisions in a fierce engagement. Our advance is all but broken. Only a few divisions remain to continue the push. There are rumors everywhere that the Axis are already preparing their counter-attack and that our advance will end.
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 Step out of the way. He'll keep going until he hits a wall, that being Akranadas. Let him go unmolested, his journey will take less time. |
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Ucross
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 09:50:51 pm » |
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Our 551st Airborne (Ucross) and 775th Infantry (slowzo) divisions successfully assaulted and defeated the 628th Terror (DemonicSpoon) and 67th Blitzkrieg (Lesserevil001) divisions in a vicious skirmish. It seems the German Divisions can't hold us off for long. This news is especially good considering our great progress through Europe. If we keep this up we will be drinking tea in Berlin in less than a month.
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2008, 09:51:26 pm » |
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ALLIES ARE OP. GAME BROKEN  |
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| Marine436
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2008, 09:55:07 pm » |
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so the best you can do is slow us down?
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 10:06:04 pm » |
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If we keep this up we will be drinking tea in Berlin in less than a month. Indeed, I think we Axis players would do better if we took a page from Allied strategy. Play noob-bashing games to get our CPs and vet up to ridiculous levels before playing anyone good Or, failing that, just don't play anyone good at all.  |
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2008, 10:17:12 pm » |
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Aaaand time. I was wondering how long it would take before this would turn into that kind of thread.
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2008, 10:18:45 pm » |
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He is not far from the truth.....
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Days of War
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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2008, 10:21:29 pm » |
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Our 352nd Armour (DaysOfWar) and 30th Armour (GuardsmanKR) divisions successfully assaulted and defeated the 2nd Blitzkrieg (Augsberger) and 421st Defensive (nicholasneko) divisions in a contained skirmish. It seems the German Divisions can't hold us off for long. This news is especially good considering our great progress through Europe. If we keep this up we will be drinking tea in Berlin in less than a month.
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2008, 10:22:13 pm » |
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Firstly, that post was mostly in jest. Secondly, it's certainly true that Allied players tend to noob-bash quite a bit more than Axis players. I am not trying to denounce Allied players as a whole, I am merely stating fact. The other day, when a 2v2 filled up, 64% to 68%, the Allied players in the match left and joined a 3v3 to bash on some 30% players  |
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roflmao
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2008, 10:24:22 pm » |
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I don't know about that Demonic, I have seen plenty of axis noob-bashing myself (and I am axis), there are over 400 allied players, I don't think its fair to label one whole side "noob-bashers" just because of a few anecdotes you have. Although, it might be true  . |
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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2008, 10:30:28 pm » |
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In other news: Our 512th Defensive (Terralegion) and 80th Terror (GenericNameAlpha) divisions beat back the 81st Airborne (Jawbreaker) and 202nd Airborne (FoxCompanys) divisions in a vicious skirmish. Many of the recent Allied assaults have been stopped dead in their tracks. Allied morale is beginning to wane and rumors of an Axis counter-attack are circulating widely.  "Well be drinking Tea in Berlin in less than a month" Sure thing What ever you say... |
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« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2008, 10:39:24 pm » |
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Our 9th Blitzkrieg (anthony210) and 6th Blitzkrieg (Alcapwned) divisions beat back the 436th Airborne (Marine436) and 346th Armour (muha101) divisions in a contained skirmish. The fight ended early as the Allies retreated. We sustained minimal casualties. Many of the recent Allied assaults have been stopped dead in their tracks. Allied morale is beginning to wane and rumors of an Axis counter-attack are circulating widely.
Another Pointless offensive crushed by the might of the Panzer...
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