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Author Topic: The best reason for living alone  (Read 7099 times)
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Crono Offline
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« on: April 18, 2008, 12:34:29 am »

I know the best reason for living alone, and if you can guess my reason, well i may tell you all it. 

Go for it, figure it out ;-)
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I will hide this........giant gun.

Pak-38 commander when going into cloak
jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2008, 12:56:03 am »

You can jack off in privacy.
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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
Crono Offline
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2008, 01:03:53 am »

nope, oh hell no, i can bring girls back without problems, except for neighbors but i have cement walls, i live in a luxury apt.  and thats not it, keep trying.....
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jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2008, 01:10:47 am »

You can fashion a volcano out of your own feces?

I dunno  Huh
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Akranadas Offline
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2008, 01:21:03 am »

WOW, what a completely pointless thread
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SaltLick Offline
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2008, 01:22:21 am »

You don't have to worry about leaving your beer cans all over the place.
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Lolto Offline
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2008, 01:25:20 am »

You get to post crap threads?  Tongue
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2008, 01:32:19 am »

You can jack off in privacy.

Grow up kid.
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You have DasNoob who uses the mod as COHTV
jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2008, 01:34:08 am »

Take it easy Das, it was only a joke, like your life.
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Akranadas Offline
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2008, 01:35:10 am »

Dasnoob, you infuriate me.

You annoy me.
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salan
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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2008, 01:35:26 am »

Take it easy Das, it was only a joke, like your life.
Oi..
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Lolto Offline
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 01:35:57 am »

Dasnoob, you infuriate me.

You annoy me.

Oh snap~ quoted before edit!

Akky poo you complete me...  Wink
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jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2008, 01:36:44 am »

Whatcha got against self love, das?  Roll Eyes
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2008, 01:36:48 am »

Take it easy Das, it was only a joke, like your life.


Our community needs more of you!   Roll Eyes
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jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2008, 01:37:49 am »

Hey hey hey, I'm no Jesus. You can keep the Pulitzer Prize.
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Lolto Offline
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« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2008, 01:38:50 am »

Hey hey hey, I'm no Jesus. You can keep the Pulitzer Prize.

Im sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
Ive got to be free, free to face the life thats ahead of me
On board, Im the captain, so climb aboard
Well search for tomorrow on every shore
And Ill try, oh lord, Ill try to carry on

I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so the story goes
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold
But well try best that we can to carry on

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
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jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2008, 01:39:44 am »

I did an essay on that song for my senior paper back in high school...
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Lolto Offline
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2008, 01:40:32 am »

I did an essay on that song for my senior paper back in high school...

You are making me want to kill myself
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jackmccrack Offline
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2008, 01:41:11 am »

Don't do it. It's not worth it.

Plus, you're dead on the inside already.

 Cool
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Lolto Offline
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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2008, 01:41:54 am »

I've never met a girl I didn't like.

Your poor sister.
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