Zombie Plan

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[GammaCommander]

So, we all know someday some evil pharmaceutical company is going to unleash a new virus that devastates the world's population by turning them into zombies. I mean come on, if it's on TV, it has got to be right, right?

Personally, if a zombie infection became imminent, I would escape to the shoreline as quickly as possible, stock up everything I can on a ship, take as many survivors as possible, and find an uninhabited island. We'll try to make things as comfortably as possible, until the zombies have all died from rotting before returning to society.

Plan B, I'll purposely get infected, find as many members of the EiR community as possible, gather them together, and then infect them all while they are unaware of my infection.

Let's lighten up the mood with some zombies. Things seem a bit gloomy lately.

[ReapersWarrior]

pshh...

1st thing you gotta do. Find the most annoying hated person you could possibly think of and make sure there infected so you can blow their annoying ass brains out.


then. you raid anyplace that has guns. and i personally would go to an island in the pacific ocean and if thats not possible board up my locally worked at store. Walgreens. 

[lompocus]

I'm assuming I would die first in the event of a zombie attack, even if I wasn't infected?

[Eleven]

I'd grab a gun and three friends.

[Stranger491]

I would go to walmart because the have food, (I think all walmarts have a hunting section) hunting section, medical supplies, and entertainment (Game section and tons of consoles and HD tvs).

[salan]

just start shooting the live ones, and claim they were zombies....its either shoot them now, or shoot them when they try to eat you, probably better while they are docile stupid humans then blood thirsty super zombies!

[lompocus]

just start shooting the live ones, and claim they were zombies....its either shoot them now, or shoot them when they try to eat you, probably better while they are docile stupid humans then blood thirsty super zombies!

What if she's, like, some super hot stripper?

[salan]

save her, your going to need a concubine in hell!

[GammaCommander]

just start shooting the live ones, and claim they were zombies....its either shoot them now, or shoot them when they try to eat you, probably better while they are docile stupid humans then blood thirsty super zombies!

What if the live ones happens to be dressed in fully army gear and heavily armed? Last thing the army needs is some crazy nut trying to kill off the surviving humans eh.

[Flack]

In my room i have a glassbox with a HK G3 and 3 full magazines in it. On the glass it says: in case of emergency, break glass. I guess zombies is an emergency.

Oh, and while we are at it: http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=226

[GammaCommander]

Oh, and while we are at it: http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=226

Haha, that's where I got my inspiration for this thread from. I was looking over my old junk and found that episode.

[XNiichts]

No joke, 80% of my dreams include a zombie apocalypse.
I'm well prepared 

[Lolto]

What you need to do is be aware of what's happening in the world, the moment funny news starts pouring in about zombies you need to go and buy as much canned food and shit as possible, hopefully you are living in America and your household already contains weapons of some kind, most American households do. 

As such you should wait until the chaos just starts to probably go rob a gun store for extra ammunition and weapons, be sure to have a few friends, family or significant other with you to assist with storing up on such things, be vigilant as at this stage a Zombie could pop up around the corner and bite you, that would be bad news!

After you have a good amount of food and weapon supplies then you should stick it all in the biggest car possible, it would probably also be good to store up on gas around the time you start purchasing obscene amounts of food.

Then I would recommend if you live where I live in California to start driving east until you reach Nevada, it's a big empty hot desert out there and would probably be the best place possible to hold out until such time that you need to go into the nearest town to do a supplies raid, these trips will probably be the most risky times you'll face in your quest for survival. 

You might eventually have to go cross-country in search of other survivors of the epidemic, if such a thing were to happen make sure you are prepared. 

I hope this has helped as it is probably what I would do, not sure about a boat then going to find a island that is empty, sure it sounds good in theory but how long can you survive out there?

Also I would probably refer to the Zombie Survival Guide (it's a real book you can order) as it will probably come in handy if such an outbreak was ever to occur.

[Flack]

I am going to weld armour plating the the Hummer H1 im buying after i turn 18. Being a welder is a good thing sometimes i guess

[Lolto]

Yes get a gas guzzling vehicle to speed you along your way to zombieness.

[Flack]

Of course^^ One need something that does not break as soon as you hit some zombies

[XNiichts]

You aren't sure how long you can live on a deserted island, but you are fairly confident in living in a desert? That seems a bit odd.
Also remember what happens at the end of the remake of Dawn of the Dead.  They do go to an island, and instantly pwned upon arrival. 
I suggest just wearing freaking..chain mail that zombies can't bite through.  Or a vest with about 10-20 chainsaws on it.
Another good location is atop a skyscraper.  Even if they do come for you, its likely line by line up a stairway.  That, my friends, is just good fun.


Also we have to know if we are talking rabid crazy Zombies, or slow walking Zombies.  Or zombies that dont come out during the day.

[Ciwawa]

shoot like a maniac, hold 1 bullet for you 

[Flack]

No, not like a maniac. One shot one kill is the philosophy!

Edit: Awesome way of thinking: "If you run, you'll only die tired." Fitting for zombie apocalypse!

[Lolto]

Well if I'm on a lonely island there is no towns to go raiding for supplies so yes I'd feel more confident in the middle of a hot desert with some shade for me and let the zombies toast in the intense heat then drive for an hour or two in a direction to go raid a town.

Also: if you go up a sky scraper with zombies in pursuit, chances are you in a very heavily populated area, the amount of zombies that would be waiting inside the building for you is most likely a billion and what happens when you need supplies? I suppose you can jump off the top of the building and suicide, it might work if you bring some parachutes with you.