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[DerangedGerman]

I send Colonel Wahstuff, a Nazi spy with an attitude, to kill you. He does so after shooting his way through 396 guards, shooting down 27 helicopters, blowing up 89 cars, scoring with 26 babes, driving 37 different cars, and using billions of dollars of expensive experimental weaponry. In addition, your country has no idea he was even there, even though he accounted for $398,908,209 in collateral damage. My hill.

[Days of War]

I then swarm the hill with T-1000s. My hill!

[PrydainAllies]

I draw a cartoon of a religious prophet doing something naughty and sit on the hill, after it is published fanatical religious types descend upon the hill and I blame it on all of you. You die, My Hill.

[Days of War]

I then send the swarm of mutants that survived the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki swarm and kill the religious fanatics. My hill.

[stumpster]

I send Salan and his pink shirt.

My hill.

[ThetaCommander]

I open up a dimensional gate where an identical hill lies. Then I put a sign that says "FREE P0RN" and all the previous occupants leave for that hill. I seal the gate and the hill is now my hill.

[Apex]

I Nuke It From Orbit

(it's the only way to be sure)

[asmithally]

Apex dies from the radiation; I send in cockroaches to plant my flag. Ma montagne.

[Thtb]

I dance my Way up on the Hill, smashing the Roches with my gigantic Bear foot´s.
My hill
(witch seems to be taken by bears all the time)

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[HaroquenX]

Zerg Rush, ke ke ke

My hill

[Flack]

I phone Chuck Norris and make him kill everything on the hill. I walk up on top of the hill. MY HILL!

[Bodybag2224-Armor]

I say *pointing* "WHAT IS THAT". While you are looking I insert an anal probe which causes you to turn into a duck. I throw you into lake.


MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HaroquenX]

I put Winston Churchill in a bag and run away.

MY HILL!

[doink9731]

My weed whacking zombie army climbs the hill killing all of its inhabitants while masterfully sculpting all the grass to three and three quarters inches. My hill.

[DerangedGerman]

Colonel Wahstuff strikes again, except this time, he only causes $198,000,981 in collateral damage, kills 191 guards, scores 17 times, and drives 12 different cars. This time, though, he just rescued Winston Churchill, after killing you of course, and a gracious Winston Churchill gives me the plot of the hill in gratitude.

My hill, according to Winston Churchill.

[Stuart750]

I amass my armies of sexually awkward individuals who make any occupying soldiers remove themselves from the premises to protect their danger zones...







My Hill..... mmmmmmmmmmm..................

[Unkn0wn]

Why aren't you and your family in that list? 

[PrydainAllies]

The Hill is in Zimbabwe, I am black. You payed for the hill, worked on the hill and made home on the hill but your white.

My hill.

[Stuart750]

wow... lol...

[Crono]

Using temporal space time conventions, and a good amount of anti matter, i phase the Hill into 16 dimensions (based on the dimesions of string theory) and exist in this space between universes and it is now my hill.  I wave at you as you attempt to disern the circumstances of recapturing the hill.  I sip my my tea with glee