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Jedi1 Offline
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« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2008, 02:34:51 pm »

So do I get Australia?
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minehold Offline
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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2008, 04:46:20 pm »

ill take russia
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« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2008, 05:22:00 pm »

I got Sri Lanka
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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2008, 08:00:41 pm »

Being a 6th generation Australia i feel that it is my right as a Aussie to control Australia. Therefore we declare war on Jedi1 for even asking for Australia and will provide the world with proper good beer not that British or US crap Tongue
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« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2008, 08:09:12 pm »

The state of Victoria will remove itself from the federation of australia, taking with it beer and football and leaving the rest of the country with the crap versions of both.
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« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2008, 08:24:00 pm »

America pulls all its troops home and says "fuck you, resolve your own shit" to the rest of the world.

If you need us, you know where to find it so we can pull your asses out the fire AGAIN for the 3rd time.
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« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2008, 08:25:14 pm »

The people of Australia rejoices as all the Victorians leaves the rest of Australia. To keep them out for good and while they are all grouped up in 1 place now the Australian Government asks the to US to nuke Melbourne so we don't need to see another dirty Victorian again. Tongue
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« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2008, 08:25:42 pm »

Then we load up the rocket with our money because it will be nuclear waste by then and fire it.
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« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2008, 08:45:15 pm »

Clearly the australian government forgot victoria's strong ties with california and mid west, thus leveraging this and the fact that the idiots in canberra forgot that the australian army tank corp and  JSF base was in victoria fail to achieve the supposed support from amreica, New zealand realising its chance invades with paradropping sheep on canberra thus taking over the waste of space that is the rest of the country, forging a new alliance with the republic of victoria, SA and WA are soon merged under the Victorian republic under overwhelming pressure from thier populace, meanwhile NSW Queensland and the NT become protectortes of New Zealand and are invaded by Sheep and New Zealanders looking for  work.

meanwhile victorians relax crack open a vb sit back and enjoy thier new found supremacy with blood sports involving gold coast druggies vs lions.

Life is good


(while all this is going on tasmania remains menacingly quite and rumours are abound on the mainland of weird experiments with body parts)
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« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2008, 08:51:36 pm »

I claim the unclaimed part of Antarctica for the Socialist Republic of Holden. We shall colonize!
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« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2008, 08:54:12 pm »

The republic of victoria supports the claim by the Socialist republic of Holden and recognises its rights to that claim, further the republic of Victoria takes rightful claim over the former federation of australias claims to that area and further claims the onion weares part with the support of america and greater new zealand!
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Jedi1 Offline
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« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2008, 09:22:03 pm »

Starts the movment to restor the Fedaration of Australia in Victoria starting with the Town of Nathalia. Some how gets a dozen challenger 2 tanks pluss crew amunition and spare parts and rallies the people of Nathalia and Numerka to my cause.
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« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2008, 09:37:30 pm »

2 tanks destroyed in a small skirmish outside of Nathalia by a sqdrn of M1 abrams and a company of Victorian special forces. A small intercene war begins in the victorian country side who can tell what happens next, but the state goes onto war footing and reserves are called up and army of 70 thousand is put under training while regular forces continue to seek out the rebels. 

This insurrection forces New Zealand authorities to increase the number of sheep patrolling the border. Meanwhile the tasmanians continue to conduct weird experiments.........
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« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2008, 09:45:04 pm »

While the Abrams are engaging the Challengers a force or malitia flanks them and launches a carefully prepared ambush destroying three and capturing the rest. After a short series of quick victories uniting a number of small towns under the banner I take my army to Shepertion to be met in the streets by chering crowds. Raising the flag of Australia over the city I begine forming a plane for the Liberation of Melbourn...
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« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2008, 09:51:40 pm »

Taking the unfavourable action in the interets of the majority of the population of the victorian republic JSF fighters locate and destroy the captured tanks and in images similar to the 7 days war wreck havoc on the rebels columns. Hundreds die caight on major arterials and the the country towns are reduced to mere shells.  Supported buy the new territoral army and surrounding shepparton, the siege begins, with several army corp converging on the rebal bases. 

faced with certain destruction and the arrival of newly purchased american B2 bommbers the Victorian republic offers the rebels the option of a state within a state under protectorate of the Victorian senate.  failure to comply will result in the death of thousands of innocents.   

Mysteriously in the former NSW bush beasts with 2 heads are reported to be sighted and yet there is still no word from tasmania.
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« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2008, 10:03:43 pm »

Outraged by the devestation reaped on the small countntry towns that stood to restore the Fedaration people all across victoria rise up gainst the the "Republic" and the Goverment is quickly sent into exile. The forces surrounding Sheopportion are destroyed by rebels pouring in from the surrounding towns and the Melbourn is instated has the temporery capital of the Fedaration of Australia. The newly reformed RAAF quickly buys up dozens of F-22s and 16s and the army equips the the most advanced weaponry avalible. The RN is also reformed and construction is begun on a Super Carrier. Preperations are made for the liberation of the rest of Australia.
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« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2008, 10:09:52 pm »

Aliens that have been hiding in the earths core since its creation decide that they do, after all, hate all of humanity and cause everyone to instantly and painfully devolve to a puddle of sentient slime.  All other events carry on as normal.
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« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2008, 10:14:55 pm »

The trap is sprung!  what was considered the main forces is but withdrawn not destroyed and reserves from WA and SA and with the support of B2 Boming campaigns oblitereate the bases support the rebels the republican governemnt returns with the support of the mysterious government and Greater New Zealand decales war on the Australian federation for causing unrest.

the battle lines drawn  a long drawn out war begins, melbourne is retaken and with intervention from tasmania the super carrier is captured.   Shown Victorian zeal and love for thier republic the forces of the republic hold thier lines and repel the pathetic attempts of the "australian forces" clearly though a stalemate begins to exist as the all along the front forces dig in for a protracted war.  

Engaging in bombing campaigns rear areas are devstated and whole areas a wiped off the map while the F-22 and F16's had gained the upper hand for a while the introduction of russian surface to air missile technology supported by stelth JSF bombers creates a stalemate in the air as well.  Realising the resolve of the australians but sure of thier cause and with knowledge that the "australans" now fight a war on two fronts continue to arm forces and look to enlist the republic of holden in its efforts to remove the stain that is the rebellion from the republics lands.

Executive rights are then passed to a leader only known as the 1st consul.  the appraance of humans who are not quite human also appear in the ranks bearing the symbol of tasmania on thier uniforms. Unexpected events take place where ever they go.

The war now enters a phase of no return and the populace of the republic vow to retain thier rights and will fight the rebels to the last.

Endless war now rages.  
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« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2008, 10:28:08 pm »

The Forces taken from Western Australia and South Australia turn on their dictators and retake their lost states from the Republic. Technology and equipment based at DSTO and the RAAF base located in Adelaide are used to start forces the Victorian Republic back off Australian soil. The Australian forces are given orders to kill all Victorians on sight and the death toll of Victorian lives has never been higher.

(Honestly nevyen how could u forget that a lot of our weapon research is done in SA Tongue
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Jedi1 Offline
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« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2008, 10:31:46 pm »

WTF!

The rebellion takes advantage of the Chaos and recaptures Melbourn along with the entire Republican goverment. The front against the rest of Australia is stabaalized and a diplomate is dispatched to try to get Victoria accepted back into the Fedaration.
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