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Author Topic: EiR:R Logically Illogical Trivia  (Read 9191 times)
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sgMisten Offline
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« on: March 14, 2009, 12:02:08 am »

Question [1]
How fast does a bren buttoned lockdowned Pz4-IST move?

Question [2]  (Posted after Tym)
Some Airborne, Commandos and Fallschirmjaegers meet in the sky above Neunen. Who would win?

Question [3] (Posted after Sach/GG)

The 105mm Howitzer, 150mm Hummel, 60x117mm Calliope and 50mm Pak38 took part in BigGiantGun Idol. What did the judge, Simon Cromwell, say?

Question [4] (Posted after Victortarget)

The British Lieutenant, British Captain and Wehrmacht Officer walk into a bar.

The Brit LT says: "I inspire my men to charge forth heroically!"
The Brit Captain says: "I bolster my men's confidence with my presence!"
The Wehr Officer says: "Under my supervision, my troops fight harder for the Fatherland!"

The American officer suddenly barges through the door, slides into their table, and says...

Question [5] (After Prydain)
What did the Jagdpanther say to the Churchill IST after reading the forum threads on the Pershing, Tiger Ace, King Tiger and Panther?
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Akranadas Offline
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 12:25:14 am »

Slower than a cloaked sniper
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stumpster Offline
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 12:26:36 am »

Slower than a cloaked sniper that has been G43 slowed!
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 12:40:53 am »

speed = 0, it doesn't move cuz it's locked down, trick question
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"

Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 01:04:22 am »

Question [2]   (question 1 still open)

Some Airborne, Commandos and Fallschirmjaegers meet in the sky above Neunen. Who would win?
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 01:06:50 am »

1. commandos cant fire so there dead

2. falls, epic gun= win

3. airborn.... M1fails=lose
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 01:09:50 am »

Commandos, because Falls and Airborne have to hold onto their parachutes. Where as Commandos can fly by in their glider; drive by style.
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 01:24:34 am »

Commandos, because they will be able to land the fastest and be ready to chew up the Falls and Airborne before they hit the ground.
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2009, 01:34:09 am »

Commando's because if they come in after the others, they can land on top of them and kill them before they are out of their plane.
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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 01:42:17 am »

What the date, and who controls the skies? 

If its german controled territory it dosn't matter who out of thte three wins, because even if the falls loose, there are plenty of german patrols around on the ground. 

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The Fallshrimjeagers because the Neunen was the first battle from witch the U.S. airborne (Easy Company) had to withdraw cause the german defense was to strong, and because its probubly operation market garden and the Commandos don't stand a chance. 

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I'm thinking about this to hard, and it would actualy end up a tie.  They'd all be so suprised that they had planned an airdrop at the same time, they would land, shake hands then run away from each other before fighting.  The Commandos would probubly stop for tea if they land first without dieing anyway, so they wouldn't be ready to ambush the germans. 
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gamesguy1 Offline
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2009, 03:46:39 am »

Airborne, because the commando glider got killed by a cloaked pak and the fallshirmjaegers got owned by the raid assault nuclear pineapple.
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Sach Offline
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 03:52:31 am »

Question [2]  (Posted after Tym)
Some Airborne, Commandos and Fallschirmjaegers meet in the sky above Neunen. Who would win?


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Sach Wins! Cheesy

Would people please stop killing my AVREs. Not cool.
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2009, 04:01:33 am »

Question [2]  (Posted after Tym)
Some Airborne, Commandos and Fallschirmjaegers meet in the sky above Neunen. Who would win?


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Winnar.
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2009, 05:14:28 am »

Question 3: (Q1 and Q2 still open)

The 105mm Howitzer, 150mm Hummel, 60x117mm Calliope and 50mm Pak38 took part in BigGiantGun Idol. What did the judge, Simon Cromwell, say?
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Akranadas Offline
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2009, 05:15:42 am »

And that is why the Calliope is overpowered.
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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2009, 05:19:47 am »

Hed say: "Where is the pak?"
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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2009, 06:36:05 am »

'My gun is bigger than yours?'
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2009, 06:54:40 am »

Flash Gitz win then.
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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2009, 07:03:33 am »

The who would win commandos FSJ or AB question :
Noone, because the FSJ wouldn't have paradropped in - they would have infiltrated from houses.

Simon Cromwell said :
"Flank speed! Go!"
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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2009, 01:33:00 pm »

"Drive, Tommy!" Shocked
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