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[Lai]

http://omegle.com/

This site pairs you up with a random user for a chat. Try it out and post up some funny conversations 

[Unkn0wn]

Stranger: hey
You: пидорас, привет
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was gonna say just kidding :/

[Draken]

I knew it before. Weird site.

[EscforrealityTLS]

You: Hi!
Connection imploded.

It hates me. 

[Mysthalin]

wow, pretending to know russian then, unknown?

[Guderian]

it's hilarius calling them names.

Freaking them out if they have the name XD.

[Unkn0wn]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Alpha
You: have you heard?
Stranger: the bird is the word
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I lost

[Bubz]

LOOOOOOL

[Lai]

Only unkn0wn seems to be getting it so far. Come on, guderian! I know you've had some fucked up conversations already.

[Guderian]

i forget to copy them.

(had a racist guy getting depressed feck i erased that)

Ah fairly lame chat.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello
You: guvna
Stranger: im no guvna
You: oh your the first one
You: today
Stranger: betch
You: to see the truth
You: everyone here does not say anything
Stranger: the truth?
You: they think they are all guvnas
Stranger: i know right
Stranger: hahahhaha
You: John? you there?
Stranger: im no john either betch
You: i am a stranger
You: nothing more
You: nothing else
Stranger: same here.
Stranger: im like a bird
Stranger: i wanna fly away
You: the bird is the word
Stranger: how do you know?
Stranger: THATS RIGHT
Stranger: YOU DONT
You: cause its a word
You: dont?
You: you mean don't?
Stranger: fack i dont like punctuation ok
Stranger: picky picky
You: its not
You: a puncatation
You: its a
You: oh wait nwm
You: it is
Stranger: pahahhahaa
Stranger: SCHOOLED
You: why the p?
Stranger: thats how people laugh
Stranger: like
Stranger: PAH
Stranger: PAHAHAHAHAH
You: pah?
You: why the extra trouble
You: hahahaha
You: lol
You: rofl
Stranger: its habit
Stranger: a habit
You: like smoking?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: just like that!
You: drivin a car in flat tires is awesome
You: opps
You: double chatinbg
You: i am back
Stranger: whoa i had no idea you could even do that
You: me neither
You: i arent even doing it
You: SCHOOLED
You: BITCH

[Sach]

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You: Hi there
Stranger: Regular or cyber?
You have disconnected.


And done.

[Guderian]

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You: john?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Randomn fail.

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You: you have facebook?
Stranger: ure the same shitface?
Stranger: i jsut said yes
Stranger: hahahahha
You: whut?
Stranger: i just tlaked to you
You: lolololol
Stranger: a second ago
Stranger: thats HELLLA FUNNY
You: you seriues?
You: lool
Stranger: YES
You: what i say?
Stranger: u said ulost the game
You: after?

[Unkn0wn]

You: hi
Stranger: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Draken]

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You: john?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

so simple that made me laugh.

[Unkn0wn]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl

[Lai]

How many percent of your strangers are serious chatters or does it never get that far? 

[Unkn0wn]

Well I had a 6 year old from Iraq who spoke fluent english, a frenchman who I didnt like and a bunch of random + boring conversations.

[BradAnderson]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: WAAAAARGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dragon2008]

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Stranger: female?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Guderian]

You: rock
You: papper
Stranger: okay
You: ore siccor
You: and on 5
You: you past it
You: and enter
You: k
You: rdy?
Stranger: yeah
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: papper
Stranger: rock
You: yey :Å
Stranger: shit