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[Tymathee]

this site is....interesting

I have to share this one.

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You: mudkipz?
Stranger: ..no
You:
Stranger: do you know brother chun?
You: do you know the muffin man?
Stranger: ..同志
You: I no understand =(
Stranger: ok .i make the mistake.
You: o rly?
Stranger: i don't know the man .sorry
You: oh thats too bad
Stranger: ....i'm sorry for it
You: but he lives on drury lane...
Stranger: .........
You: you seem to like dots
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[Mysthalin]

****Long, serious chat below. Do not read if you're lazy****

Stranger: hey hows it goin
You: good
You: what bout you?
Stranger: not bad, bored though
You: same
Stranger: where you live?
You: Lithuania
You: you?
Stranger: canada
You: cool
Stranger: check out ted.com
You: what's there?
Stranger: its a bunch of videos from speakers at this annual conference, its like the top minds of our age giving their ideas on topics that range from new technologies to deeper philosphical stuff
Stranger: i spend hours a day there
You: I'd rather slowly deteriorate into nothingness playing computer games
You: live fast, die hard
Stranger: roll a big dub and check that shit out
You: can't
You: my fat legs got stuck inbetween the desk and keyboar
Stranger: well youre not trying very hard
Stranger: ah
You: can't reach the mouse now
Stranger: i see
You: all I can do is type
Stranger: hm
Stranger: read some hiedegger, research philosophy and play music....i fuckin love all those things
You: sure you do
Stranger: im 20 and i feel like im wiser than 90% of people out there
Stranger: wake up and ask questions
You: of course, you're better than everyone
Stranger: yo dont be a dick
You: yet, everyone is better than everyone, in their views
You: becomes philosophical, doesn't it?
Stranger: your the one chillin at a desk to lazy to move
You: but I'm happy
Stranger: then thats good
You: I seek no more, if I seek no more, there's nothing to be sought
You: therefore, I've achieved perfection
You: and if I've achieved perfection, I'm better than everyone
Stranger: youve achieved blindness
Stranger: life isnt a means to an end
You: maybe, but who decides what is actually perfection, and what is blindness?
You: truth of the victor?
You: life is fun, though, better take all we can of that good from it
Stranger: there is no perfect, or blindness alike
Stranger: there are only different instances of the waking mind, be it full or dull
You: if you claim there is no perfection
Stranger: that i do
You: how can you claim that it really isn't there, if you just haven't seen it?
You: I mean, it's doubtfull you've ever seen Lithuania, other than on the map. But it's there
Stranger: well I mean, lets say for instance, you were the perfect human
You: just because you've never witnessed it, doesn't mean it's not real
Stranger: ok so lets say youre the perfect human
Stranger: follow me here...
You: thank you ^^
You: continue
Stranger: even if you are, in the scope of our planet, you are hardly the pinicle of evolution, its naive to think that humans are the final product of the evolutionary process
Stranger: we are just another steeping stone in a process which has no final product
Stranger: so the perfect human i far from perfection in a universal sense
Stranger: because if life is subject to evolution, and evolution is a contiual process
You: why do you insist that we shall not evolve more?
Stranger: then there is no end, and thus no perfection
You: maybe this is indeed our most perfect state
Stranger: im saying we certainly will
You: maybe we can't get anywhere further
You: just devolve, evolve in the oposite direction
Stranger: you only think that, because its like watching yourself age, its slow so you dont notice it
Stranger: we as humans are still evolving
You: into what?
You: a global form of cancer, eating our world?
Stranger: i dunno bout that
Stranger: but thinking about how long weve been here
You: thank you, I'll stick to my devalvatory lifestyle, that I deem perfect
You: exactly
You: we've been here for ages
Stranger: not at all
You: and never has the planet been so delapitated as it is now
Stranger: well as long as your happy
Stranger: life is what you make it
Stranger: so thats good
You: yes
You: and if I deem it perfect, who can deem me wrong?
You: prove me wrong, rather?
Stranger: certainly not I
Stranger: we cant ever prove that
You: perfection is what you think is perfect, not what actually is
Stranger: in the same way we cant ever prove the afterlife
You: everything is what people think it is, not what it actualy is
Stranger: i think youre refering to sucess
You: communism, for instance
You: communism is good in theory
You: but people think it's bad, because the soviets failed at executing it
Stranger: theory hardly ever translates well
You: but yet we still base everything on theorethical thoughts before executing them practicaly
Stranger: the concept of euthanasia is good in theory
You: it's good in practice too
Stranger: but if it were a common practise it would be exploided hugely
Stranger: thats why they had to convict dr. kevorkian of first degree murder
Stranger: i agree that it is a morally correct action
Stranger: but it would never work in our society
You: I'm not exactly well aware of the dr. Kevorkian case
You: stranger, we live in different societies
You: in some, it may not work, in some it may
Stranger: true true, but its not legal anywhere
Stranger: not because it is wrong
You: I for one would want to be euthanised if I had gone blind, deaf, and couldn't move anymore.
Stranger: yes but it is illegal for a doctor to do so
You: Torture is not as bad as murder
Stranger: i agree with all those poits
Stranger: points*
You: at least, that's what the governments think, aparently
Stranger: i agree with euthanasia
Stranger: conceptualy and morally it is correct
You: noone even gave euthanasia a proper chance
Stranger: the reason the gov. wont legalize it is because if it were common practise it would be exploited
You: how can we say it will fail in practice, if it's not been offered?
You: then do it in a single clinic per country/state(depends on size of country ofc)
You: give the licence to just one doctor per 3 milion people
You: and it'll work
Stranger: still, the avenues for exploitation are too great
Stranger: dont get me wrong, i agree with it
You: possibly, possibly not ^^
Stranger: think logically
Stranger: in the world we live, people search infinitely for legal loopholes
Stranger: even if it never happened and it worked perfectly...the potential to have someone killed agasist their will is a risk the gov. wont take
Stranger: the potential i a point to difficult to argue against
You: then breed a doctor in a test-tube, making him the "perfect" human seeking no personal gain
Stranger: haha
You: to perform the euthanasia
Stranger: ok thatll work
You: or wait, is life agaisnt their will also a crime?
You: at least in the eyes of the government?
You: then why the hell do we have babies?
You: did anyone ask the babies if they WANTED to be born?
Stranger: well life is created at the will of the parents
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: i had no choice
Stranger: you didnt
You: I did
Stranger: and you said yes just so you could play video games
Stranger: ?
Stranger: seems like a waste
You: nope
You: didn't have video games
You: I told every doctor there to shut the fuck up, leave me alone and let me get back in
You: but they pulled me out still
Stranger: bastards
You: yeah
Stranger: did you know we landed a probe on the surface of one of the moons of saturn
Stranger: it rains helium there i think
Stranger: incredible to think about
You: quite improbably
You: improbable
Stranger: not at all
You: yes, it is
You: helium does not form droplets
Stranger: not here no
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: ill find out for sure
You: and the only temperature it reaches a semi-liquid stage
You: is one of absolute zero
You: it's a plasma-like stage
You: and seeing as there's no place in the universe to be in absolute zero temperature(starlight radiational temperature)
You: unless in artificial means
You: plasmic helium is quite improbable to see, and helium rain is imposible
Stranger: you need to be a little open minded, hold on though, i dont think its helium
You: I am open minded
You: but if I think something is not right, I express my doubts
Stranger: as sorry
Stranger: liquid methane
You: that's quite more probable
Stranger: lakes of methane on the surface of titan
You: though, I don't think I'd want to live on a moon
You: that has liquid fart all over
You: and wait...
Stranger: haha true
You: titan was the moon
You: that's almost the exact same parameters as earth
You: you not mixing something up?
You: they thought they might find water there :S
You: (and they did - ice deep in the crust, no?)
Stranger: nope they found water on another of saturns moons
You: Gaia then, wasn't it?
Stranger: ummm hold on
Stranger: Enceladus
Stranger: they suspect water to be there
You: *sigh*
Stranger: they actually saw water gysers erupting from there
You: cool
You: haven't really dazzled in astronomy/logy, whichever's the right one in my life
You: anyways
You: I have to go
Stranger: fine dick you lose ass face
You: I'm not exactly fat by the way ^^
Stranger: your words not mine

***********Moodswings ftw!!!!********

xD

[Guderian]

mystahlin is the only one getting a decent conversation it seems so far 

I am right now being spammed with facebook crap.

[Schultz]

That stranger didnt do his homework :p

[Baine]

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You: Hey josh!

Stranger: ？

You: What's your name then

Stranger: Joseph

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Stranger: Can you tell me what your country?

You: We will see at court Joseph.

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[Draken]

^Mysthalin

He was right about Titan there is fluid methane, and moon which is one big ocean (with the frozen surfrace) is Europe.
 

Some random discussion:

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You: :-]
Stranger: :-]
You: =D
Stranger: lol
You: c====8
Stranger: ?
You: you wanna feel it in your mouth?
Stranger: do you want me to report you?
Stranger: i'm a minor you know
You: I'm scared
You: don't do that
Stranger: i won't if you stop talking about that stuff
You: vagina
You: shit
You: I'm so sorry
You: I can't control it
Stranger: ip address reported.
Stranger: seriously stop it
Stranger: it's harrassment
Stranger: thank you.. lol
You: So you are policeman I can be fireman
Stranger: no i'm not
You: I'm so horny
Stranger: i didn't say i was
You: Come to me baby
Stranger: go away
User run away

I'm curious when I will meet someone from this community.

[Akranadas]

All I keep getting is people wanting to cyber....

[Draken]

...sex?

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Stranger: You: We call this situation "
You: hm?
Stranger: China rules the world!
You: yes sure
Stranger: 怎么又是中国人!!!
Stranger: China is a great country!
Stranger: China rules the world!
Stranger: 换人了哦
You: пидорас, привет
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Well..
Stranger: It's my failure....
Stranger: Then you a Russian?
You: no
Stranger: What language is it?
You: russian
You: where are you from?
Stranger: China, definitely
Stranger: And you?
You: Kongo definietely
Stranger: It's a little bit far from me..
Stranger: Show me some Kongo words.
You: If you were from China you won't be able to use this site :p
Stranger: No..
Stranger: It's not blocked
Stranger: We block blog sites.
Stranger: No chatting site.
Stranger: And this site is not that large to raise our gov's concern
You: FREEDOM TO TIBET
Stranger: Freedom to the world!
Stranger: No freedom in China
You: what's your name then
You: if you are from China
Stranger: Our network is censored.
Stranger: It's not that safe to exposure my name.
Stranger: I'm sorry about that.
You: lol
You: I give you 5 seconds for anser ok?
Stranger: Bye
You: what is name of china president
Stranger: 胡锦涛
You: what do you think about him?
Stranger: I don't know much about him.
Stranger: He is not my friend.
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Srsly so random...

[Schultz]

haha draken "i can be fireman"

[Mysthalin]

Ah it was europe, that's it!
Thanks drakey-poo!

[Draken]

Ah it was europe, that's it!
Thanks drakey-poo!

Dipshit

[Flashpoint Gold]

you just_(_(____>__|__/
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I just lost the game.

[Tymathee]

i had someone want to play tag with me. I had some good convo's, even made a friend last ni ght.

If you use the aim bot, you get actual people not the random chinease that i got all last night.

i talked to some 17 yr old chinease chick last night who likes this weird anime that has people posing as countries in ww2 and dancing...it is sooo weiird.

[Flashpoint Gold]

I'm lovin' it!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: what
Stranger: i said hi
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: then you response something like; helllo
Stranger: :p
Stranger: it means hello
You: What is hello?
Stranger: you r very very dumb.
Stranger: good luck with it
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Stranger: do you have any fetishes?
You: Yeah, horses.
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[Draken]

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Stranger: heyyyy x
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: london 19 female
Stranger: youu?
You: uhm sure
You: you are 50 years old man?
Stranger: lol im not
Stranger: xx.rachelcutler.x@hotmail.co.uk
You: why u give me your email adress?
Stranger: add me!
You: sure
You: you need new computer for your zombie network?
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[Prydain]

WTF 19 year old girls in London that desperate.

Just booked a ticket on the Pendolino!

[Flashpoint Gold]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: giraffes!
You: vaginas
Stranger: on your face!
You: Whitest Kids You Know!!!
Stranger: whrere?
You: Had my lips surgically removed and replaced with a graffe vagina.
Stranger: thats sick man
You: My friend has a whale penis on his forhead and it still works.
Stranger: i have a massive hand
You: It started spraying all over the room one time when he scratched it.
Stranger: it sometimes gets in the way of normal life
You: You should use it, on yourself. It can come in handy.
Stranger: hmm okay
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Edit:

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You: Communism
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Did I say something wrong?

[Guderian]

Edit:

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You: Communism
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Did I say something wrong?
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Hilarous.

[Guderian]

bored



any new internet gag?

[AyeSpy]

dont forget mybrute

http://thunderkilt.mybrute.com/