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RikiRude Offline
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« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2012, 11:19:02 am »

Girlfriend/fully upgraded ranger squad/falafel

I think i'll do okkkk!
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« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2012, 12:17:13 pm »

Old gaming friend/AH-1Z Viper/Pizza, a bag of chedder chips, and water.

Lez do dis.
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NightRain Offline
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2012, 12:57:07 pm »

GF/M60E4/Sour Skittles.

Fuck. Yes.

You're fucked with me and deadb0lt
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Scotzmen Offline
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2012, 04:17:06 pm »

Just kidding scotzmen you know i love jokers sanity :L

lol, love you too Wink

You're fucked with me and deadb0lt

Sorry old man, no go.
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« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2012, 07:34:24 am »



a fucking battery

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why do these games always fuck me over  Cheesy
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« Reply #45 on: March 04, 2012, 07:45:15 am »

Empty cardboard box...

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« Reply #46 on: March 04, 2012, 12:52:33 pm »

some spoiled pretty bitch, a dagger w/ posion (pointless against undead, scientist say),  and chicken w/ salad and potatos.

.... at least i got chicken.
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« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2012, 12:58:39 pm »

.... at least i got chicken.

Meanwhile Tym Google's to find Poppi's home address.....
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« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2012, 03:13:38 pm »

Allright, y'all niggahs that got yourself a tank just how are you planning on surviving a zombie apocalypse with one?

glhf getting fuel and ammo for it.

Yeah guys, glhf surviving with your completely unrealistic and totally impractical weapon.

Heartmann/Magic staff that shoots lightning/Teriyaki chicken and water.

Were gonna kick some zombie ass.


Oh wait a second...derp


-Wind
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« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2012, 04:34:03 pm »

I know where to find Fuel and Ammo for my Tank. The huge benefit to a Tank is that you're guaranteed to have somewhere safe to sleep at night. no need to worry about random Z's finding you unawares.
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« Reply #50 on: March 04, 2012, 05:46:15 pm »

Who needs ammo on his tank anyway, just fuel should just about do it. Though I can't imagine you'd last out long, even if you had a 'considerable' supply of fuel.
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« Reply #51 on: March 04, 2012, 05:48:34 pm »

Canister rounds would be nice
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« Reply #52 on: March 04, 2012, 06:45:15 pm »

Meanwhile Tym Google's to find Poppi's home address.....

its not fried chicken though
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #53 on: March 04, 2012, 06:45:37 pm »

Yeah guys, glhf surviving with your completely unrealistic and totally impractical weapon.


Oh wait a second...derp


-Wind


In-universe those tanks still need ammo and fuel.

In-universe the magic staff goes on forever.
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« Reply #54 on: March 06, 2012, 07:53:52 pm »

In-universe those tanks still need ammo and fuel.

A tank would probably have enough ammo to kill at least a couple of hundred zombies, somethings that would be difficult with simpler weapons.
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« Reply #55 on: March 07, 2012, 01:39:22 am »

My brother

Marine/Marauder/Medivac army? So how does this work, I get an army?

Rice + SPAM
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nikomas Offline
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« Reply #56 on: March 07, 2012, 02:49:26 am »

Life supply of French hot dogs and Coke? I'll live  Wink

Last weapon I used? Does my ACU from supreme commander count as a weapon or am I stuck with my spinfusor from Tribed Ascned?

Last person... Oh boy, I hope that total perv (maybe?) I know on IRC is actually a nice guy in real life, lol  Roll Eyes


All in all, Hotdogs&Coke/Spinfusor or ACU/Creepy friend
Set for life man, Set foooor life  Grin


Edit - Scratch the Spinfusor/ACU, Just realized I did play some Front Mission 5 yesterday... I've got a squad of mechs at my disposal, LOL
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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #57 on: March 07, 2012, 05:30:06 am »

Yeh, an APC of some sorts, lots of food supplies inside, maybe some armaments. sounds like a good idea till fuel runs out. they might just then butt hump the APC till 2000 of them surround your APC, then you'll sooner or later run out of ammunition. And as majority of zombies go by, they dont have any blood pumping around their body so they wouldnt necessarily die from starvation, if we use troll science. so the shooting will attract more zombies and you would probably die from starvation , or from a nuke lol
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« Reply #58 on: March 07, 2012, 07:29:25 am »

last food is NATTY LIGHT i would go and drink it and share it with the zombies party with zombies ZOMBIE NATION aaawwoooowooooawooowoowoooooo
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