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[Killer344]

Watch the replay, I barely told them what to do "about their micro decisions", it was like 90% where to move and 10% to heal their stuff.

[Killer344]

Ok,

00:00:01 [Team] Killer344: fuck
00:00:10 [Team] Killer344: freek, do you have TR?
00:00:13 [All] Jinker: start dling pron go
00:00:14 [Team] Fre3k: yeah
00:00:15 [Team] Killer344: good lol
00:00:17 [Team] Fre3k: u?
00:00:19 [All] thuglifebrian: YA BRO
00:00:19 [All] lilwayyyne: already am
00:00:19 [Team] Killer344: no
00:00:34 [Team] Killer344: try to recrew all the 57s you see
00:00:36 [All] lilwayyyne: and thuglife, why break what works
00:00:39 [All] lilwayyyne: grow up
00:00:42 [Team] Fre3k: I wont recrew them
00:00:45 [Team] Killer344: ?
00:00:47 [Team] Fre3k: I'll decrew yours
00:00:48 [Team] Killer344: why?
00:00:50 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:00:52 [Team] Fre3k: and take them over
00:00:53 [All] crimsonarmy: lol
00:00:58 [Team] Killer344: I just told you that
00:00:58 [All] crimsonarmy: masta said so
00:01:02 [Team] Killer344: if they get decrewed
00:01:05 [Team] Fre3k: I know
00:01:07 [Team] Killer344: go ahead and steal them
00:01:15 [Team] Killer344: what
00:01:16 [Team] Fre3k: but I'll take an active role in decrewin XD
00:01:17 [Team] lilwayyyne: commandos / tom blobs / 2ff 2 crom
00:01:20 [Team] Killer344: inf
00:01:27 [Team] Killer344: wtf is that
00:01:29 [Team] Killer344: marder?
00:01:35 [Team] Killer344: i have 1 off map
00:01:40 [Team] Killer344: yeah
00:01:41 [Team] Killer344: well
00:01:44 [Team] Killer344: you never know lolz
00:02:05 [All] Jinker: omg
00:02:07 [All] Jinker: fail
00:02:10 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: gmo?
00:02:11 [All] Fre3k: ?
00:02:11 [Team] Killer344: how many pe players do they have?
00:02:14 [Team] SomaliaNationalArmy: 4
00:02:23 [Team] Killer344: lol?
00:02:30 [Team] Killer344: how many of them are they PE
00:02:33 [Team] SomaliaNationalArmy: 1
00:02:33 [Team] Killer344: pe
00:02:35 [Team] Killer344: k
00:02:49 [Team] Killer344: doctrine?
00:02:50 [Team] Killer344: luft?
00:02:53 [Team] Killer344: k
00:02:54 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:03:00 [Team] Killer344: I hope he doesnt have sector arty
00:03:14 [Team] Killer344: firefly? no
00:03:37 [Team] Killer344: off map
00:03:39 [Team] Killer344: wtf
00:03:41 [Team] Killer344: double off map
00:03:44 [Team] Killer344: well
00:04:00 [Team] Killer344: I didnt know he was going to off map it too lol
00:04:11 [Team] Killer344: flamers
00:04:14 [Team] Killer344: watch out
00:04:26 [Team] Killer344: i have a triage coming
00:04:51 [Team] Killer344: omfg
00:05:25 [Team] Killer344: triage here
00:05:54 [Team] Killer344: heal the atfg
00:05:55 [Team] Killer344: with the triage
00:05:58 [Team] Killer344: wayne
00:08:46 [Team] Killer344: cap here
00:09:03 [Team] Killer344: freek
00:09:06 [Team] Killer344: move the engies
00:10:02 [Team] Killer344: p4
00:10:53 [Team] Killer344: hmg
00:10:55 [Team] Killer344: heal
00:12:25 [Team] Killer344: vet 2 sniper
00:13:20 [Team] Killer344: screhckl
00:14:22 [Team] thuglifebrian: i want to cry.
00:14:34 [Team] thuglifebrian: everything died here
00:14:34 [Team] thuglifebrian:
00:14:49 [Team] Killer344: get it
00:14:50 [Team] Killer344: asap
00:15:03 [Team] Killer344: shoot
00:15:24 [Team] Killer344: hmg here
00:15:47 [Team] Killer344: p4
00:15:48 [Team] Killer344: coming
00:16:01 [Team] Killer344: ill bring a firefly, they're spamming way too much p4s
00:16:21 [Team] Killer344: heal it wayne
00:16:26 [Team] Killer344: use the triage to heal
00:16:50 [All] Jinker: lilwayyne wpuld use  commandos
00:17:28 [All] thuglifebrian: The only good sniper is a dead sniper.
00:17:35 [All] thuglifebrian: BUAAHAHA
00:17:54 [Team] Killer344: fuck
00:18:06 [Team] thuglifebrian: i can't wait for 4 man kch
00:18:44 [Team] Killer344: heal the atg wayne
00:18:45 [All] thuglifebrian: DO YOU LUKE JEEPS?
00:18:53 [All] Jinker: beep beep im a jeep
00:18:59 [All] thuglifebrian: VRROOOM
00:19:04 [All] thuglifebrian: I hate missy eliot
00:19:20 [All] thuglifebrian: Beep beep on a jeep
00:19:27 [All] thuglifebrian: >_> thats a lyric from her song
00:20:05 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:20:51 [Team] Killer344: the jeep
00:20:53 [Team] Killer344: dont block
00:20:53 [Team] Killer344: fuck
00:20:54 [Team] Killer344: move
00:20:56 [Team] Killer344: your fucking ass
00:23:16 [Team] Killer344: owned lolz
00:23:30 [Team] Killer344: we're loosing the chateau
00:24:01 [Team] thuglifebrian: i hate a kt >_>
00:24:03 [Team] thuglifebrian: have*
00:24:05 [Team] thuglifebrian: and he has a tiger.
00:24:07 [Team] thuglifebrian: so we win
00:24:23 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:26:26 [Team] Killer344: arty
00:26:55 [Team] Killer344: dont blob
00:26:59 [Team] Killer344: defend the chteau
00:27:02 [Team] Killer344: dont run away
00:27:03 [Team] Killer344: wtf
00:28:05 [Team] Killer344: firing
00:28:45 [Team] Killer344: vet 2 neb crew down
00:30:39 [Team] Killer344: heal it
00:30:48 [Team] Killer344: kt
00:30:51 [Team] Killer344: vet3
00:30:53 [Team] Killer344: .-.
00:32:19 [Team] Killer344: p4
00:32:19 [Team] Killer344: ist
00:32:20 [Team] Killer344: with 10%HP
00:32:29 [Team] Killer344: move the atg
00:32:33 [Team] Killer344: dont blob
00:32:36 [Team] Killer344: they have a lot of arty
00:33:20 [Team] Killer344: pak down
00:34:09 [Team] Killer344: heal it dude
00:35:37 [Team] Killer344: dont attack them with only 1 atg
00:35:39 [Team] Killer344: its useless
00:36:15 [Team] Killer344: heal those mandos
00:36:29 [Team] Killer344: 2 atgs coming
00:36:51 [Team] Killer344: you have an ally mine here
00:38:00 [Team] Killer344: tiger
00:41:01 [Team] Killer344: teh serhamn dude
00:41:35 [All] thuglifebrian: ,</3
00:43:41 [All] Jinker: fucking at guns
00:45:51 [Team] Killer344: the tiger is dead
00:46:04 [Team] Killer344: i have nothing left
00:47:20 [Team] Killer344: omfg
00:47:33 [Team] Killer344: button it
00:47:36 [Team] Killer344: and use the firefly
00:47:50 [Team] Killer344: button
00:47:51 [Team] Killer344: something
00:47:53 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:47:57 [Team] Killer344: dont attack the kt
00:48:00 [Team] Killer344: backcap
00:48:03 [Team] Killer344: we cant kill them
00:48:26 [Team] Killer344: cap here
00:48:45 [Team] Killer344: the firefly
00:49:11 [Team] Killer344: the atg
00:49:12 [Team] Killer344: turn
00:49:13 [Team] Killer344: wtf
00:49:45 [Team] Killer344: fall back
00:49:48 [Team] Killer344: fall back
00:49:58 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:50:52 [Team] Killer344: avoid the kts
00:50:54 [Team] Killer344: just cap
00:50:56 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:51:10 [Team] Killer344: try to kill them
00:51:11 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:51:11 [Team] Killer344: with the keep
00:51:11 [Team] Killer344: jeep
00:51:11 [All] Killer344: ..
00:51:23 [Team] Killer344: that guy had the kchs
00:51:24 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:51:42 [Team] Killer344: if you cap..
00:51:53 [Team] Killer344: -2.40..
00:52:10 [Team] Killer344: well
00:52:13 [Team] Killer344: dont send the firefly first
00:52:21 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:52:43 [Team] Killer344: marder
00:53:01 [Team] Killer344: get inside
00:53:09 [Team] Killer344: wtf is that shit
00:53:28 [Team] Killer344: leave 1 squad here so they dont decap
00:53:38 [Team] lilwayyyne: YOUR NOT MY MOM
00:53:42 [Team] Killer344: .
00:53:44 [Team] lilwayyyne: hi
00:53:48 [Team] lilwayyyne: nah im playin.
00:53:51 [Team] Killer344: if they recap it they cut you off
00:54:39 [Team] Killer344: dont so close to the spawn
00:54:43 [Team] Killer344: cap here
00:54:59 [Team] Killer344: bike vs jeep lolz
00:55:26 [Team] Killer344: wayne, you dont have at here, so please spread them,
00:55:36 [Team] Killer344: if a tank comes you'll loose all the squads if they are together
00:56:00 [Team] Killer344: only inf
00:56:02 [Team] Killer344: you can win
00:56:50 [All] lilwayyyne: lol
00:56:58 [Team] Killer344: the hotchkiss cant kill them
00:57:02 [Team] Killer344: dont worry
00:57:07 [Team] Killer344: p4
00:57:08 [Team] Killer344: gtfo
00:57:43 [Team] Killer344: firing
00:57:44 [Team] Killer344: nebel
00:57:56 [Team] Killer344: cap here wayne
00:58:00 [Team] Killer344: nvm
00:58:01 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:58:48 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:58:49 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:59:09 [Team] Killer344: cap here 1st
00:59:16 [Team] Killer344: they retreated
00:59:24 [All] Killer344: gg
00:59:27 [All] Fre3k: gg
00:59:28 [All] lilwayyyne: gg
00:59:30 [All] Killer344: Lol
00:59:34 [All] Blitzen: gg
00:59:36 [All] lilwayyyne: i vet killed lawl
00:59:37 [All] Killer344: that pussy kt
00:59:40 [Team] Killer344: r
00:59:42 [All] Killer344: ran away

[jackmccrack]

Killer is a notorious armchair general.

[Freek]

Ok,

00:00:01 [Team] Killer344: fuck
00:00:10 [Team] Killer344: freek, do you have TR?
00:00:13 [All] Jinker: start dling pron go
00:00:14 [Team] Fre3k: yeah
00:00:15 [Team] Killer344: good lol
00:00:17 [Team] Fre3k: u?
00:00:19 [All] thuglifebrian: YA BRO
00:00:19 [All] lilwayyyne: already am
00:00:19 [Team] Killer344: no
00:00:34 [Team] Killer344: try to recrew all the 57s you see
00:00:36 [All] lilwayyyne: and thuglife, why break what works
00:00:39 [All] lilwayyyne: grow up
00:00:42 [Team] Fre3k: I wont recrew them
00:00:45 [Team] Killer344: ?
00:00:47 [Team] Fre3k: I'll decrew yours
00:00:48 [Team] Killer344: why?
00:00:50 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:00:52 [Team] Fre3k: and take them over
00:00:53 [All] crimsonarmy: lol
00:00:58 [Team] Killer344: I just told you that
00:00:58 [All] crimsonarmy: masta said so
00:01:02 [Team] Killer344: if they get decrewed
00:01:05 [Team] Fre3k: I know
00:01:07 [Team] Killer344: go ahead and steal them
00:01:15 [Team] Killer344: what
00:01:16 [Team] Fre3k: but I'll take an active role in decrewin XD
00:01:17 [Team] lilwayyyne: commandos / tom blobs / 2ff 2 crom
00:01:20 [Team] Killer344: inf
00:01:27 [Team] Killer344: wtf is that
00:01:29 [Team] Killer344: marder?
00:01:35 [Team] Killer344: i have 1 off map
00:01:40 [Team] Killer344: yeah
00:01:41 [Team] Killer344: well
00:01:44 [Team] Killer344: you never know lolz
00:02:05 [All] Jinker: omg
00:02:07 [All] Jinker: fail
00:02:10 [All] SomaliaNationalArmy: gmo?
00:02:11 [All] Fre3k: ?
00:02:11 [Team] Killer344: how many pe players do they have?
00:02:14 [Team] SomaliaNationalArmy: 4
00:02:23 [Team] Killer344: lol?
00:02:30 [Team] Killer344: how many of them are they PE
00:02:33 [Team] SomaliaNationalArmy: 1
00:02:33 [Team] Killer344: pe
00:02:35 [Team] Killer344: k
00:02:49 [Team] Killer344: doctrine?
00:02:50 [Team] Killer344: luft?
00:02:53 [Team] Killer344: k
00:02:54 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:03:00 [Team] Killer344: I hope he doesnt have sector arty
00:03:14 [Team] Killer344: firefly? no
00:03:37 [Team] Killer344: off map
00:03:39 [Team] Killer344: wtf
00:03:41 [Team] Killer344: double off map
00:03:44 [Team] Killer344: well
00:04:00 [Team] Killer344: I didnt know he was going to off map it too lol
00:04:11 [Team] Killer344: flamers
00:04:14 [Team] Killer344: watch out
00:04:26 [Team] Killer344: i have a triage coming
00:04:51 [Team] Killer344: omfg
00:05:25 [Team] Killer344: triage here
00:05:54 [Team] Killer344: heal the atfg
00:05:55 [Team] Killer344: with the triage
00:05:58 [Team] Killer344: wayne
00:08:46 [Team] Killer344: cap here
00:09:03 [Team] Killer344: freek
00:09:06 [Team] Killer344: move the engies
00:10:02 [Team] Killer344: p4
00:10:53 [Team] Killer344: hmg
00:10:55 [Team] Killer344: heal
00:12:25 [Team] Killer344: vet 2 sniper
00:13:20 [Team] Killer344: screhckl
00:14:22 [Team] thuglifebrian: i want to cry.
00:14:34 [Team] thuglifebrian: everything died here
00:14:34 [Team] thuglifebrian:
00:14:49 [Team] Killer344: get it
00:14:50 [Team] Killer344: asap
00:15:03 [Team] Killer344: shoot
00:15:24 [Team] Killer344: hmg here
00:15:47 [Team] Killer344: p4
00:15:48 [Team] Killer344: coming
00:16:01 [Team] Killer344: ill bring a firefly, they're spamming way too much p4s
00:16:21 [Team] Killer344: heal it wayne
00:16:26 [Team] Killer344: use the triage to heal
00:16:50 [All] Jinker: lilwayyne wpuld use  commandos
00:17:28 [All] thuglifebrian: The only good sniper is a dead sniper.
00:17:35 [All] thuglifebrian: BUAAHAHA
00:17:54 [Team] Killer344: fuck
00:18:06 [Team] thuglifebrian: i can't wait for 4 man kch
00:18:44 [Team] Killer344: heal the atg wayne
00:18:45 [All] thuglifebrian: DO YOU LUKE JEEPS?
00:18:53 [All] Jinker: beep beep im a jeep
00:18:59 [All] thuglifebrian: VRROOOM
00:19:04 [All] thuglifebrian: I hate missy eliot
00:19:20 [All] thuglifebrian: Beep beep on a jeep
00:19:27 [All] thuglifebrian: >_> thats a lyric from her song
00:20:05 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:20:51 [Team] Killer344: the jeep
00:20:53 [Team] Killer344: dont block
00:20:53 [Team] Killer344: fuck
00:20:54 [Team] Killer344: move
00:20:56 [Team] Killer344: your fucking ass
00:23:16 [Team] Killer344: owned lolz
00:23:30 [Team] Killer344: we're loosing the chateau
00:24:01 [Team] thuglifebrian: i hate a kt >_>
00:24:03 [Team] thuglifebrian: have*
00:24:05 [Team] thuglifebrian: and he has a tiger.
00:24:07 [Team] thuglifebrian: so we win
00:24:23 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:26:26 [Team] Killer344: arty
00:26:55 [Team] Killer344: dont blob
00:26:59 [Team] Killer344: defend the chteau
00:27:02 [Team] Killer344: dont run away
00:27:03 [Team] Killer344: wtf
00:28:05 [Team] Killer344: firing
00:28:45 [Team] Killer344: vet 2 neb crew down
00:30:39 [Team] Killer344: heal it
00:30:48 [Team] Killer344: kt
00:30:51 [Team] Killer344: vet3
00:30:53 [Team] Killer344: .-.
00:32:19 [Team] Killer344: p4
00:32:19 [Team] Killer344: ist
00:32:20 [Team] Killer344: with 10%HP
00:32:29 [Team] Killer344: move the atg
00:32:33 [Team] Killer344: dont blob
00:32:36 [Team] Killer344: they have a lot of arty
00:33:20 [Team] Killer344: pak down
00:34:09 [Team] Killer344: heal it dude
00:35:37 [Team] Killer344: dont attack them with only 1 atg
00:35:39 [Team] Killer344: its useless
00:36:15 [Team] Killer344: heal those mandos
00:36:29 [Team] Killer344: 2 atgs coming
00:36:51 [Team] Killer344: you have an ally mine here
00:38:00 [Team] Killer344: tiger
00:41:01 [Team] Killer344: teh serhamn dude
00:41:35 [All] thuglifebrian: ,</3
00:43:41 [All] Jinker: fucking at guns
00:45:51 [Team] Killer344: the tiger is dead
00:46:04 [Team] Killer344: i have nothing left
00:47:20 [Team] Killer344: omfg
00:47:33 [Team] Killer344: button it
00:47:36 [Team] Killer344: and use the firefly
00:47:50 [Team] Killer344: button
00:47:51 [Team] Killer344: something
00:47:53 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:47:57 [Team] Killer344: dont attack the kt
00:48:00 [Team] Killer344: backcap
00:48:03 [Team] Killer344: we cant kill them
00:48:26 [Team] Killer344: cap here
00:48:45 [Team] Killer344: the firefly
00:49:11 [Team] Killer344: the atg
00:49:12 [Team] Killer344: turn
00:49:13 [Team] Killer344: wtf
00:49:45 [Team] Killer344: fall back
00:49:48 [Team] Killer344: fall back
00:49:58 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:50:52 [Team] Killer344: avoid the kts
00:50:54 [Team] Killer344: just cap
00:50:56 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:51:10 [Team] Killer344: try to kill them
00:51:11 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:51:11 [Team] Killer344: with the keep
00:51:11 [Team] Killer344: jeep
00:51:11 [All] Killer344: ..
00:51:23 [Team] Killer344: that guy had the kchs
00:51:24 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:51:42 [Team] Killer344: if you cap..
00:51:53 [Team] Killer344: -2.40..
00:52:10 [Team] Killer344: well
00:52:13 [Team] Killer344: dont send the firefly first
00:52:21 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:52:43 [Team] Killer344: marder
00:53:01 [Team] Killer344: get inside
00:53:09 [Team] Killer344: wtf is that shit
00:53:28 [Team] Killer344: leave 1 squad here so they dont decap
00:53:38 [Team] lilwayyyne: YOUR NOT MY MOM
00:53:42 [Team] Killer344: .
00:53:44 [Team] lilwayyyne: hi
00:53:48 [Team] lilwayyyne: nah im playin.
00:53:51 [Team] Killer344: if they recap it they cut you off
00:54:39 [Team] Killer344: dont so close to the spawn
00:54:43 [Team] Killer344: cap here
00:54:59 [Team] Killer344: bike vs jeep lolz
00:55:26 [Team] Killer344: wayne, you dont have at here, so please spread them,
00:55:36 [Team] Killer344: if a tank comes you'll loose all the squads if they are together
00:56:00 [Team] Killer344: only inf
00:56:02 [Team] Killer344: you can win
00:56:50 [All] lilwayyyne: lol
00:56:58 [Team] Killer344: the hotchkiss cant kill them
00:57:02 [Team] Killer344: dont worry
00:57:07 [Team] Killer344: p4
00:57:08 [Team] Killer344: gtfo
00:57:43 [Team] Killer344: firing
00:57:44 [Team] Killer344: nebel
00:57:56 [Team] Killer344: cap here wayne
00:58:00 [Team] Killer344: nvm
00:58:01 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:58:48 [Team] Killer344: lol
00:58:49 [Team] Killer344: ..
00:59:09 [Team] Killer344: cap here 1st
00:59:16 [Team] Killer344: they retreated
00:59:24 [All] Killer344: gg
00:59:27 [All] Fre3k: gg
00:59:28 [All] lilwayyyne: gg
00:59:30 [All] Killer344: Lol
00:59:34 [All] Blitzen: gg
00:59:36 [All] lilwayyyne: i vet killed lawl
00:59:37 [All] Killer344: that pussy kt
00:59:40 [Team] Killer344: r
00:59:42 [All] Killer344: ran away

I see a bunch of Killer344 there, but since I have a life, i can't be bothered to count how many lines there are of Supreme Commandering.

[Guderian]

Shieses christ jackasses its communication - You don't have to do it. Even tough yes i know it can be a pain in the ass or more it is!

But still we should encourage communication.

As its relly...*sigh* really..... FUCKING LACKING at this point at some players.

[jackmccrack]

Have you ever played with Killer? Sometimes he can bug the shit out of you.

[Jazlizard]

I find it's worse when it's someone who has to type it all out, cause then you have to spend the time to read it. Sure it might be only 1/2 a second, but it's much easier (although sometimes more annoying) to be able to hear someone then try to read all that crap and micro several units at a time, at least for me.

[jackmccrack]

Yeah not only is he wasting his own time telling you what to do but he is wasting your time having you read it.

[Guderian]

''Even tough yes i know it can be a pain in the ass''

Ye had that for safety measures.

[Lai]

Killy is a "keyboard warrior". It varies how fervent he is. In 2v2 the chat is mostly "wanna do this?", "i bring x" or "go" type of chat. In 3v3 he's usually more active, sometimes it's disappointing how little he types

BTW, any comment from scrappy about this kind of behaviour?

[Piotrskivich]

I played a game with the "Armchair general" and it was fine, (listen to the elders)

[Guderian]

I love playing or watching cronos replays that is armchairisim

[CryingWolf]

I find Armchair generals helpful really, Plus it means your working togther, also means you got a second pair of eyes which can mean the difference between killing or dying with units.

[CrazyWR]

damn, I thought this thread was about the sweet magazine

[BigDick]

00:53:38 [Team] lilwayyyne: YOUR NOT MY MOM

iLOLed 

I find it's worse when it's someone who has to type it all out, cause then you have to spend the time to read it. Sure it might be only 1/2 a second, but it's much easier (although sometimes more annoying) to be able to hear someone then try to read all that crap and micro several units at a time, at least for me.

indeed and the most worse thing is you cannot mute them and mute that "red,white,yellow circle blinking"

i muted smokaz one time in vent

[Mysthalin]

I loled at that chat.

[Baine]

00:36:51 [Team] Killer344: you have an ally mine here


Best line ever captain obvious 

[Mukip]

I've seen worse, like me for instance.  Woe betide the ally who sits around getting hit by mortars on my watch.

You'd see that much communication between players on vent in a typical game, it's probably just time Killer got a microphone so he can take his nerd raging to the next level.

[Unkn0wn]

Lol Killer even treats me as a dog when I'm playing with him, thinking he can tell me what to do rofl.

[Smokaz]

Most of the time you end up just confusing the girl you are trying to help or breaking up her lines of thought if she actually tries to respond to what you are saying, leading the poor noob to become frustrated and ask you to shut up or mute you in vent. If its a good player, he will usually start arguing with you instead or talk about how you are a bad team player leading to similarily weak results.

The best armchair general or "guy holding the peaceful part of the map" just madly zooms around the map and helps point out to the cooperating team members where they need to support each other better or where units are iding.

Endless nagging is as painful for the nagger as the nagged, watching the inept person throw the game away by faiing to turn an at gun or similar. So a good way to operate if youre not too directly involved is to just abandon your own side and go over there, one strategy I have experienced failing is two "weak" players being grouped up on one side while the strong one holds the other half of the map on his own, its better to have the good players involved in the major front the entire game.