Malevolence
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« on: July 20, 2009, 05:43:27 pm » |
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I lost a vet 3 KT and a vet 2 pak with vehicle cover to a 5% AT gun that 5% bugged seven times in a row.
I quit at EiR forever.
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Akranadas' Greatest Hits, Volume 1: Vet has nothing to do with unit preformance. We are serious about enforcing this, and I am sure you all want to be able to have your balance thought considered by the development team with some biased, sensationalist coming into your thread and ruining it. |
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 05:46:07 pm » |
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Allied HAX!
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DISASTER AVERTED... IM A MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS! You have DasNoob who uses the mod as COHTV
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Malevolence
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2009, 05:47:38 pm » |
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It was like fighting a fucking cheater. It AT gun fought a vet 2 PaK to death from 5% with the PaK having vehicle cover, then owned a KT.
It's fighting a fucking cheat battle. You lose because of luck. Not interested. I'm out.
The chance of this happening is literally one in one thousand for my PaK.
It furthermore got hit by mortars and decrewed at 5% twice, it got shot at by men with bullets about another two hundred times that should've critted it instantly, so my rough estimate of this having happened is one out of one million times.
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« Last Edit: July 20, 2009, 05:51:31 pm by Malevolence »
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 05:50:18 pm » |
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The dozens of tanks your KT killed must have reincarnated into that AT gun, willing it to live in the face of certain death.  |
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Killer344
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 05:51:35 pm » |
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yeah, it happens, CoH is a mix of chess + Russian roulette.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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Malevolence
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2009, 05:52:24 pm » |
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One in one thousand for the ATG fight alone.
It's the world's biggest bullshit. I have more chance of stepping outside tomorrow and being struck by lightning than this did of happening. ATG at 5% needs to fucking instantly explode if hit or I'm just plain done playing.
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2009, 05:53:03 pm » |
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Careful, you're tempting fate  . And relax, 5% bugs happen on both sides, this is COH. The 5% that has aided so many vet3 KTs for ages past did not aid your KT this time around, just wait for your next KT. |
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AmPM
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2009, 05:53:23 pm » |
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It's the spirits of your Churchill's, you betrayed them to the KT, and so they have destroyed it.
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Malevolence
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2009, 05:53:56 pm » |
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The chances of both this and me being struck by lightning is 10^6 more zeroes on the end. It'd be one out of one trillion.
Fucking fix or I'm out. That's it.
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gamesguy2
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2009, 05:54:19 pm » |
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I shot that 5% ATG with falls for a good 15 seconds. Normally 5% ATGs die to .1 seconds of automatic weapon fire, but this one was divinely protected and nothing happened to it.
Looking through the crit tables, it appears that the ATG uses tp weapon crew for crit, and has a 25% chance of not dying at 5% hp.
I think that would be changed to 100% chance of dying. 5% bug isnt as big a deal on vehicles because once you destroy its main gun it won't be doing much. But with an ATG that just sits there firing while invulnerable its pretty bullshit.
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2009, 05:54:42 pm » |
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THE CHURCHILLS CALL OUT FOR BLOOD!
There is no more cruel jealous mistress, than the Churchill.
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Killer344
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 05:55:00 pm » |
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Do what Apex does, Don't let luck get in your way.
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AmPM
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 05:55:11 pm » |
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The nerd rage is strong
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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2009, 05:55:35 pm » |
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The chances of both this and me being struck by lightning is 10^6 more zeroes on the end. It'd be one out of one trillion.
Fucking fix or I'm out. That's it.
How could we even fix what we, by your math, can clearly never replicate? j/k Mal calm down man! |
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gamesguy2
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2009, 05:55:38 pm » |
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Careful, you're tempting fate . And relax, 5% bugs happen on both sides, this is COH. The 5% that has aided so many vet3 KTs for ages past did not aid your KT this time around, just wait for your next KT. 5% bug is no big deal on vehicles. What is a maingun destroyed engine dead KT going to do to you? Nothing. |
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Malevolence
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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2009, 05:55:45 pm » |
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I never killed any churchills with this KT you stupid twats. Fix or leave. That's the only point of this thread. No witty bullshit, fix or leave.
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bbsmith
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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2009, 05:55:47 pm » |
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I would like to see this replay
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prove it and you'll win
I win.
k u win.
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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2009, 05:57:50 pm » |
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Who's At gun was it?
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i prefer to no u
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
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Malevolence
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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2009, 05:58:12 pm » |
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I don't know whose it was originally, I think it was recrewed like three times.
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AmPM
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« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2009, 05:58:23 pm » |
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I'm still curious why in gods name you sat there while it shot you for long enough to kill a Vet 3 GS KT...seriously, after the first couple shots I would just pull back and leave it....
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