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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2009, 05:58:36 pm »

lol..
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2009, 05:58:42 pm »

Probably because of the two jeeps and two overdrive shermans cockblocking it.

All of which were killed, but THAT FUCKING INVINCIBLE AT GUN WOULDN'T DIE!
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 05:59:21 pm »

Careful, you're tempting fate  Smiley. And relax, 5% bugs happen on both sides, this is COH. The 5% that has aided so many vet3 KTs for ages past did not aid your KT this time around, just wait for your next KT.

5% bug is no big deal on vehicles.

5% lets vehicles escape from certain death. That's a pretty big deal...Malevolence's vet0 KT stood 5% fire for a good half minute while repairing, allowing his AT forces to mop up the tanks (2 mediums, 1 heavy) we sent at it. We eventually ended up shelling it to death with FOO and a Priest. Then he called out his other vet3 KT...we were out of tanks, of course. Raio and I lost.

That's a pretty big deal.
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Malevolence Offline
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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2009, 05:59:48 pm »

Careful, you're tempting fate  Smiley. And relax, 5% bugs happen on both sides, this is COH. The 5% that has aided so many vet3 KTs for ages past did not aid your KT this time around, just wait for your next KT.

5% bug is no big deal on vehicles.

5% lets vehicles escape from certain death. That's a pretty big deal...Malevolence's last vet0 KT stood 5% fire for a good half minute, allowing his AT forces to mop up the tanks (2 mediums, 1 heavy) we sent at it. We eventually ended up shelling it to death with FOO and a Priest. Then he called out his other vet3 KT...

That's a pretty big deal.

That's called armor deflections you blind nitwit.
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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2009, 06:00:42 pm »

the pak vs at gun had nothing to do with the losing of the KT. The kt was one seperate battle that took place later. Anyways it's mere luck and that's just how coh is tbh. I use to rage when my countersniped missed (which probably would'ved turned the game) and that's how coh is. It's very bullshit that the AT guns were sniping each other in the first place.
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2009, 06:01:12 pm »

yea dude that thing survived about 6 sherman up gun penetrated shots, and it bounced about another 10 from the rear wtf! although acker my shermans got it, the foo and priest was a little late, and both my tanks nearly died, so it was fucking retarded, and then he rolled out his vet 3 wtf!
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2009, 06:02:30 pm »


That's called armor deflections you blind nitwit.

yea dude that thing survived about 6 sherman up gun penetrated shots, and it bounced about another 10 from the rear wtf! although acker my shermans got it, the foo and priest was a little late, and both my tanks nearly died, so it was fucking retarded, and then he rolled out his vet 3 wtf!

Deflections? I don't think so. At least some of our tanks survived the carnage until you mopped up, I guess.
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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2009, 06:02:57 pm »

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yea dude that thing survived about 6 sherman up gun penetrated shots, and it bounced about another 10 from the rear wtf! although acker my shermans got it, the foo and priest was a little late, and both my tanks nearly died, so it was fucking retarded, and then he rolled out his vet 3 wtf!

wtf are you talking about.
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« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2009, 06:03:19 pm »


That's called armor deflections you blind nitwit.

yea dude that thing survived about 6 sherman up gun penetrated shots, and it bounced about another 10 from the rear wtf! although acker my shermans got it, the foo and priest was a little late, and both my tanks nearly died, so it was fucking retarded, and then he rolled out his vet 3 wtf!

Deflections? I don't think so.

Replay proof or gtfo.
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« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2009, 06:03:46 pm »

no i was point black from teh rear, and that thing was at 5% and it survived 6 upgun sherman shots, and it bounced 10, im not kidding from the rear too!  malevolence you were in that game, it was on carentan when we blew up your vet 0 kt, you seen it and you know that it bounced and survived all those shots, and we arty'd it like twice before, and our last bet was the priest if my shermys didn't kill it or die
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« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2009, 06:04:30 pm »

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yea dude that thing survived about 6 sherman up gun penetrated shots, and it bounced about another 10 from the rear wtf! although acker my shermans got it, the foo and priest was a little late, and both my tanks nearly died, so it was fucking retarded, and then he rolled out his vet 3 wtf!

wtf are you talking about.

Dravidian was in the game, too. He was the third Allied player. Raio and I were also in the game. This was not the game Mal lost his vet3 to.

Let's just say that what happened to look like a one-shot deal (well, maybe 3-shot) turned into a bloodbath.
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« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2009, 06:06:22 pm »

Ooooh mah gawd! Mah pixelz HAZ DIEDED!!!

For the love of all that is good, someone get me the replay!!
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« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2009, 06:07:03 pm »

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Dravidian was in the game, too. He was the third Allied player. Raio and I were also in the game. This was not the game Mal lost his vet3 to.

Let's just say that what happened to look like a one-shot deal (well, maybe 3-shot) turned into a bloodbath.

no he was not in the game where the vet 3 kt died.
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« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2009, 06:08:55 pm »

no i was point black from teh rear, and that thing was at 5% and it survived 6 upgun sherman shots, and it bounced 10, im not kidding from the rear too!  malevolence you were in that game, it was on carentan when we blew up your vet 0 kt, you seen it and you know that it bounced and survived all those shots, and we arty'd it like twice before, and our last bet was the priest if my shermys didn't kill it or die

It took about two penetrating rear shots, both of which were inconsequential as it was above 5% HP. Another couple shots somewhere else finished it off.

I highly doubt it took 16 upgunned sherman shots. So, replay or gtfo.


And regardless of whatever you think happened at the chateau, this AT gun was fucking descended from the gods in heaven to deliver a blow of death to our armies.

Fix crit tables or I gtfo. There is no excuse for any more 57mm 5% bug bullshit anymore, nor for the pak.
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« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2009, 06:11:31 pm »

This thread has got 3 pages in 30 minutes?
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« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2009, 06:12:13 pm »

Mal doesn't rage except when rage is due. It gets people's attention.
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« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2009, 06:13:05 pm »

This thread has got 3 pages in 30 minutes?

Well 1/2 the posts are from Malevolence.  Grin
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« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2009, 06:13:41 pm »

Since it happened, u can be pretty sure that it won't happen again, if ur struck by lightning once u don't have to be (that!) afraid.

There is like 0,000000000000000000000000012% that monkeys come home to home and eating u up while ur sleeping, but if it happens to u its 100% in ur case.


But yeah, 5% in all its honour is very annoying, so close but so far away. If ur on the right side of the 5% its more "Yeah, its dead anyways" so I don't even bring any good feelings to them! ;___;
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« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2009, 06:14:05 pm »

EXP rage...it's part of all MMO's, right?

I really don't understand why we still have the 5% bug at all...I PMed TheDeadlyShoe about random elements in COH/Starcraft for a while a few months back, and his response was "I much prefer surfing the waves of chance." I disagree with his view, but ah well.
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« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2009, 06:21:32 pm »

Since it happened, u can be pretty sure that it won't happen again, if ur struck by lightning once u don't have to be (that!) afraid.

There is like 0,000000000000000000000000012% that monkeys come home to home and eating u up while ur sleeping, but if it happens to u its 100% in ur case.


But yeah, 5% in all its honour is very annoying, so close but so far away. If ur on the right side of the 5% its more "Yeah, its dead anyways" so I don't even bring any good feelings to them! ;___;

Except thats not how statistics works.   Its just as likely it will happen to you a second time as it was the first time.
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