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Author Topic: No smurfing is killing meeeeee  (Read 4797 times)
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Smokaz Offline
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« on: September 04, 2009, 03:11:27 pm »

Its like being a vampire on a party where everyone wears garlic perfume. Its like being the only alcoholic at a mormon holiday resort. ITS LIKE BEING THE DEAD GUY AT A FUNERAL, THE ODD ONE OUT.

5 hours today! 1 game!

mercy, eirr. mercy. allow this poor man back his ability to in silence visit the masquerade, the jester in disguise.

i am a baby without the sweet breast milk of his mother. a shark without his teeth. a nudist without his snake.

Watch this movie of me decomposing because I cannot smurf in eirr, do you have no heart, no mercy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKenI3XdMSw
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Ununoctium Offline
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 03:24:02 pm »

Would you like my accounts?
I always have a few b4ngr4ngs lying around, its really easy to be me (or at least my internet self).

no but the real problem here is that everyone wants to have fun and have a full company. If aloha and smalldick can smurf then I'm sure you can too.
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Draken Offline
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 03:25:43 pm »

meh same for me 1 game today...
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 03:26:52 pm »

I bet my forum post to game ratio is like 30/1 now... god help me

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HeartBreakOne88 Offline
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 03:35:05 pm »

if your a mentor, should you really be smurfing?
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 03:37:56 pm »

To that Statement I Reply: Should I be playing at all ?
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HeartBreakOne88 Offline
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 03:47:24 pm »

To that Statement I Reply: Should I be playing at all ?
if your only way to get a game is by smurfing then ,no???
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 03:51:35 pm »

Don't push him around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 06:18:56 pm »

AFAIK you can smurf, just don't smurf with the sole purpose of grieving anyone.
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 06:21:37 pm »



AFAIK you can smurf
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 06:26:39 pm »

Lmao..
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Akranadas Offline
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 06:29:41 pm »

You can smurf, you just can't use smurfing to grief.
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Sach Offline
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2009, 06:38:11 pm »

just play allies imo, all you need to get games. And besides, you dodged me earlier!
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crimsonrabbit Offline
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 12:22:54 am »

who cares?
its good that players like you cant smurf so you can't grief anyone else. (no offense intended)
Really just play w/ your original profile and play man; it shouldnt be this complicated.
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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 12:33:55 am »

Try being draken Wink.
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Evilnrg Offline
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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2009, 05:25:14 am »

sounds familair.

Just join against stacked teams,  get some noobs on your side

You get around 50% win rate and you get faster games.

( and I was gone for  8 months ?)
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Two Offline
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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2009, 05:36:22 am »

who cares?
its good that players like you cant smurf so you can't grief anyone else. (no offense intended)
Really just play w/ your original profile and play man; it shouldnt be this complicated.

Did you not read what he posted? He cant play...............

And your allowed to smurf tbh
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2009, 05:37:09 am »

Is winning griefing?

Of course not.

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HeartBreakOne88 Offline
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« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2009, 08:44:53 am »

stop dodging games and be grateful you get them,

its annoying when you have 2 stacked games , 1 full of allies and 1 full of axis and they dont join because they are afraid to lose or some shit
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fallensoldier7 Offline
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« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2009, 08:56:48 am »

Smokaz I like playing against you because after the game I can get some solid input on how I have improved since we last played (or how much my tactics fail).  However I don't want to join a game against you and then have another pro join your side while I get a new player.  Those games are just no fun.
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