Soon(TM) is the most accurate you can get from the banana guy.
The banana guy has reminded me to keep posting my news. There is a them to the story and if you find it then you'll know whats about to be implemented. the nest patch ( or 2-3 down the road) will be EPIC
News from the Soviet Union (1.2)
SOVIET INTELLEGENCE REPORT # 31276
It appears that our enemies are using genetic engineering as a new science to breed combat effective warriors. Here is eye-witness account of Boris.
Boris: Abbeville, 25:00
The Americans and German ground troops are combating by the chateaux. They will never find me inside this windowless garage. They seem to be armed with BAR and LMG42. Wait… what are grenadiers doing? The Americans have seen me! I must not be captured! I bury you in hope our other spies will find you, my beloved playboy magazine.
“Our spies did pick up the… notebook and immediately made copies for the entire department – copies of the writing. No capitalist notebook will affect us!”
Department of Naming Stuff has called this new axis SuperSoldier the Frankengrenadier. Frankengrenadiers are enetically engineered to be adaptable so that they rip the limbs off their dead comrades for extra strength and use their flesh as body armour. They have no fear! The more Frankengrenadiers in squad you kill, the more powerful remaining become. So powerful is last man that in laboratory test he can survive shot to brain… by T34.
“Comrades, Soviets, Councilmen, it is opinion of this agency that we are facing a great threat. But there is a solution, reports from Afghanistan are promising. Please refer to next report.”
SOVIET INTELLEGENCE REPORT # 31277
Recent flyovers of Afghanistan have revealed several underground bunker complexes. These are believed to be homes of MODs (Men of Destiny). These men are only ones who have contacts necessary to help Motherland with her genetic engineering program. Unfortunately Soviet scientists lack incentives in laboratories. First we give them food, now they demand heating for their experiments! Capitalist pigs, these scientists should be shot.
“Council, I request permission to infiltrate Afghanistan.”
“Council grants permission under the condition that you will not let them live if they have a chance of escaping. MODs must be ours or die. We cannot let our enemies learn of this.”
“For Mother Russia!”
News from the front (1.3)
Announcing that our station has been retaken by the allied forced and Hotchkiss’ lay in ruins at our feet. We will be broadcasting to you shortly! “Thank you My Stalin!”
“Uhh John you didn’t have to say that.”
“But it’s so catchy…. Mysthalin Mysthalin Mysthalin Mysthalin Mysthalin Mysthalin…”
