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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 03:13:32 am » |
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it never did for me...
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 03:38:42 am » |
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Because a forum post should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2009, 04:13:39 am » |
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wow, you really dont know the world you live in....  ask CrazyWR, hes a "a fucking moron."  but would like to think others are in his stead, as he states here for obvious insecurity reasons.  http://forums.europeinruins.com/index.php?topic=12828.15but it is also alluded to in this statement, "not the time or place to get into this discussion..." as most dumbfounded people are. although he/she doesnt think so, cognitive dissonance is helping "him/it/she" out immensely. what a wonderful thing.  hilarious...all around, nonetheless... damn scary pickles.....eeeeek! peaches anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Az10dr0xZY&feature=related |
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2009, 04:44:26 am » |
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I have a phobia of Microwaves.
No shit.
One of my ex-gf's thought it would be 'funny' to mock me by putting her face up to a going microwave.
After I tackled her to the ground screaming 'Nooooooo!'- she took me seriously.
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 04:55:09 am » |
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hahaha peaches, run fatboy run
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2009, 06:42:27 am » |
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Its hard to know what real these days, thats why we came up with pics or it didn't happen. But I think that pickles stuff is bullshit, that or this world doesn't stand a chance.
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2009, 08:38:03 am » |
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Everybody has fears, what if some are more silly than others?
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2009, 09:47:51 am » |
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whats funny in a microwave?
an egg, try it, its pretty funny....after it explodes.
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2009, 09:57:43 am » |
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Microwaves are funny when old ladies put kittens in them to dry after cleaning them in a washing machine.
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2009, 10:16:21 am » |
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Microwaves are funny when old ladies put kittens in them to dry after cleaning them in a washing machine.
Then they sue the companies and wins millions because there were no warnings that kitties should not go in there |
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2009, 11:04:46 am » |
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I wonder what would happen if you threw a cuecumber at her... I bet she doesnt have a problem with cuecumbers.  |
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2009, 11:18:46 am » |
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What i wonder is, what do the people think would happen if they are too close to a pickle or peach. I mean ok, a microwave is nothing like a fruit or vegetable, there may be some reasons to fear them, maybe fear of exploding But a peach or pickle? What should happen. I mean they don't go around and shoot people... PS: Argh i wanted to support this sentence with that scene from Drawn Together where the cucumber starts killing everyone. Can't find it on youtube, can anyone provide the link? |
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2009, 11:35:08 am » |
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If you surround her with it, will she faint?
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"Chance favors the prepared mind"
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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2009, 01:11:53 pm » |
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Microwaves can start fires. Fire kills? That a reasonable thing to fear. Personally I don't like food from microwaves, ionise my food will you! Fuck that!
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Pwanawan baby!
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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2009, 01:12:19 pm » |
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i believe in order to cure this woman's fear of pickles, a pickle must be inserted into her vagina which will give her pleasure, thus curing her of her fear of pickles.
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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2009, 02:11:39 pm » |
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
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« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2009, 02:13:40 pm » |
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2009, 06:07:51 pm » |
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I have a phobia of Microwaves.
No shit.
One of my ex-gf's thought it would be 'funny' to mock me by putting her face up to a going microwave.
After I tackled her to the ground screaming 'Nooooooo!'- she took me seriously.
Microwaves are the least of your household worries. but i can atleast understand where your coming from. I didn't use the microwave for a while when i was a kid because i put a bowl in that had copper designs. My older brother insulted me for like 30 mins and then put an all metal bowl in the microwave and it caught fire... I'll be insulting him for 30 years |
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted! the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom |
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2009, 06:38:40 pm » |
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I have a phobia of Microwaves.
No shit.
One of my ex-gf's thought it would be 'funny' to mock me by putting her face up to a going microwave.
After I tackled her to the ground screaming 'Nooooooo!'- she took me seriously.
Microwaves are the least of your household worries. but i can atleast understand where your coming from. I didn't use the microwave for a while when i was a kid because i put a bowl in that had copper designs. My older brother insulted me for like 30 mins and then put an all metal bowl in the microwave and it caught fire... I'll be insulting him for 30 years Maybe he wanted to burn you? |
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prove it and you'll win
I win.
k u win.
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