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Baine Offline
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« on: January 28, 2010, 11:57:56 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jdqk7BUSm0
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Sach Offline
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 12:04:23 pm »

its all in foreign
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 12:07:02 pm »

Learn german language you ignorant tool!

Or just watch his gestures Tongue

If there are more people who don't understand i will give you a proper translation Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 12:07:37 pm »

judging from the images i gather. "You know you could kill less trees if you wiped your fat ass with less toilet paper. I pay for this stuff bitch so either use less or get out."
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 12:12:17 pm »

Lmao
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Sach Offline
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2010, 12:49:02 pm »

is that that world class german humour again?
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2010, 12:52:31 pm »

German humour refers collectively to the conventions of comedy and its cultural meaning within the country of Germany. Although comedy is a staple of German culture, with many Germans making light of situations in social conversation, and with a large amount of time allotted to comedy in German television broadcasting,[1][2][3] it is a widespread stereotype outside the country that Germans have little understanding (or a distorted understanding) of humorous situations.[4] English-language jokes do not translate well because German grammar is less flexible.[4] It does not
allow a sentence to be reordered so as to delay the punchline, one of the most common joke formats for English speakers.[4] New entities are named by creating compounds, sometimes resulting in extremely long words.[4] This means that fewer words have multiple meanings, so there is less opportunity to create puns.[4] German humour is more prone to make use of local dialects, customs and varietíes, which are abundant but less easy to translate.

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Baine Offline
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2010, 01:08:39 pm »

Haha, no u.


That's a scene from a television show, where 2 wives from separate families are changed for 1 week. Family a) gets wife b) etc.

And that guy tells the woman something like this:
At first he talks about how expensive toilet paper would be, and then he asks her, how much toilet paper she uses for a "big business"  Grin
After he sees that, he says:"You wanna know how much i need?" Takes one piece of paper.
"Look, at first i rip off a little from the corner and put it down somwhere. Then i make a hole in the middle and put my finger through. Then i stick it up my ass and pull it out again. Then i use the paper to clean the finger. Then i use the little piece to clean of my fingertip."

So yeah, pretty disgusting, but that guy is being serious about it.
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brn4meplz Offline
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 01:19:51 pm »

close enough, I guess I do know German
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Tymathee Offline
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2010, 01:38:25 pm »

Haha, no u.


That's a scene from a television show, where 2 wives from separate families are changed for 1 week. Family a) gets wife b) etc.

And that guy tells the woman something like this:
At first he talks about how expensive toilet paper would be, and then he asks her, how much toilet paper she uses for a "big business"  Grin
After he sees that, he says:"You wanna know how much i need?" Takes one piece of paper.
"Look, at first i rip off a little from the corner and put it down somwhere. Then i make a hole in the middle and put my finger through. Then i stick it up my ass and pull it out again. Then i use the paper to clean the finger. Then i use the little piece to clean of my fingertip."

So yeah, pretty disgusting, but that guy is being serious about it.

....eww
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BigDick
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2010, 04:21:29 pm »


rofl sick  Shocked
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2010, 05:13:57 pm »

you dont need to understand german to know whats going on
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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2010, 05:22:59 pm »

I am NOT WIPING MY ASS with my BARE FINGER!!
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CafeMilani Offline
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2010, 05:34:42 pm »

yes you do
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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2010, 05:47:25 am »

Im sure u never tried condor  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2010, 07:27:37 am »

i wouldnt to be to sure about that tbh

maybe it wasnt that sucessfully  Roll Eyes
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