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[Masacree]

Salvete vos omnes!

Prothoplastus via ut lascivio est subcriptio in forums.  Si vos non fuisti perfectus sic tenes 'Register' primoris of caputus levus tabellae.




Iam vos tenes suscipio vestri ita vero tabellae vos es validus subcriptio pro bellum.




Subscritiens pro bellum sino vos ut stipes in tabellis progressio.





Subcriptio pro bellum per legens in via in lacertus left manus epistulam. Iam penetro vestri votum nomen quod obduco. Tunc affirmo specialis vox. Iam simplex summitto quod affirmo vestri tabellam volo sursam.


Obviously I'm not a native speaker, but I think the translation is pretty good. Post any corrections in this thread.

[Unkn0wn]

lolwut

[Uunderfire]

lool we are just missing old Greek now xD

[skaffa]

ROFL

[BigDick]

i can provide an additional translation for althochdeutsch "real german"

[gamesguy2]

Someone do one in pig latin.

[Grundwaffe]

lool we are just missing old Greek now xD

LOL, or pre-historic stoneage! FTW

[Masacree]

Latin is the official language of atleast one nation.

So don't be a dick.

 

[Unkn0wn]

I don't think ancient rome still counts as a nation.
(And Vatican City is hardly worth being called a nation :p)

[Masacree]

meh you edit your post ! BUT THE VATICAN CITY DOES COUNT. NO RASCISM HERE.

[Masacree]

Also, look what I just found :

Language news
EU flag European Parliament to adopt Latin as official language

By Z. Lamenhof
Brussels, Belgium

Tuesday, April 1, 2003

Romano Prodi, the President of the European Commission, announced today that from January 1st 2004, Latin would become the sole official language within the European Parliament and other EU institutions. Prodi told reporters that the translation budget already accounts for over half the total budget for the European Parliament and that the budget would increase exponentially with the imminent expansion of the EU. The only sensible solution to this problem, according to Prodi, would be to adopt a single language for use in the European Parliament and other EU institutions.

When asked why Latin, Prodi remarked that many of the languages of Europe are either direct descendants of Latin or have borrowed a lot of vocabulary from Latin thus making Latin the logical choice. He also said that no member country would enjoy a linguistic advantage over the others. He also mentioned that knowledge of Latin would give people direct access to a huge range of literature and help them to think logically.

Intensive Latin tuition will be provided for all EU staff, Members of the European Parliament, journalists and politicians from all member countries. The cost of this will be approximately the same as the translation and interpretation budget for six months.

A spokesperson for the Association of Classics Teachers (ACT) expressed her astonishment and delight at the news. She said that the ACT has been campaigning for re-adoption of Latin as Europe's lingua franca since 1834. We never expected to be taken seriously so this decision came as a complete surprise, she told reporters.

British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, commented that it was about time the translation and interpretation issue was sorted out once and for all and that he wholeheartedly supported Prodi's bold move to adopt a single language for EU institutions. Blair disagreed with the choice of Latin stating that English already functions as a lingua franca within the EU and throughout the world, and would therefore be a much better candidate.

Lionel Jospin, the French Prime Minister, expressed his support for the plan and confirmed that he would be lobbying for French to become the official language of EU institutions. He told reporters that it was time that French was restored to its role as the international language of diplomacy.

[LeoPhone]

Also, look what I just found :

Language news
EU flag European Parliament to adopt Latin as official language

By Z. Lamenhof
Brussels, Belgium

Tuesday, April 1, 2003

Romano Prodi, the President of the European Commission, announced today that from January 1st 2004, Latin would become the sole official language within the European Parliament and other EU institutions. Prodi told reporters that the translation budget already accounts for over half the total budget for the European Parliament and that the budget would increase exponentially with the imminent expansion of the EU. The only sensible solution to this problem, according to Prodi, would be to adopt a single language for use in the European Parliament and other EU institutions.

When asked why Latin, Prodi remarked that many of the languages of Europe are either direct descendants of Latin or have borrowed a lot of vocabulary from Latin thus making Latin the logical choice. He also said that no member country would enjoy a linguistic advantage over the others. He also mentioned that knowledge of Latin would give people direct access to a huge range of literature and help them to think logically.

Intensive Latin tuition will be provided for all EU staff, Members of the European Parliament, journalists and politicians from all member countries. The cost of this will be approximately the same as the translation and interpretation budget for six months.

A spokesperson for the Association of Classics Teachers (ACT) expressed her astonishment and delight at the news. She said that the ACT has been campaigning for re-adoption of Latin as Europe's lingua franca since 1834. We never expected to be taken seriously so this decision came as a complete surprise, she told reporters.

British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, commented that it was about time the translation and interpretation issue was sorted out once and for all and that he wholeheartedly supported Prodi's bold move to adopt a single language for EU institutions. Blair disagreed with the choice of Latin stating that English already functions as a lingua franca within the EU and throughout the world, and would therefore be a much better candidate.

Lionel Jospin, the French Prime Minister, expressed his support for the plan and confirmed that he would be lobbying for French to become the official language of EU institutions. He told reporters that it was time that French was restored to its role as the international language of diplomacy.

lol, what a bunch of retards.
if that would happen NOBODDY would understand politicians anymore.

but it didnt happen.. obviously because:

By Z. Lamenhof
Brussels, Belgium

Tuesday, April 1, 2003

belgium doesnt exist.

[Unkn0wn]

Nope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_European_Union

Members of EU parliament use their own language or english, which is then translated in all the other languages.

[Masacree]

It was a joke :p.


HOLY SHIT THERE"S A LATIN WIKIPEDIA :

http://la.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagina_prima

[Unkn0wn]

Latin suckssssssssssss

[Masacree]

YOU DOUBTED ME BUT LOOK AT THE LAUNCHER NOW :

OUR FIRST LATIN SPEAKING COMRADE



Also, I swear its not me.

[Mysthalin]

That guy is fairly lithuanian, and no - he doesn't speak latin ;p.

[Masacree]

His name begs to differ.

 

[Unkn0wn]

I think he's not new, saw him before a long while back.
And yes he is lithuanian :p

[Draken]

Time for Esperantro?