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[LiquiDeath]

PLZ LIBERATOR ME "MURICANS

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130419042228AArwXmN

[Sachaztan]

Seems people have problem distinguishing Chechnya and Czech Republic from each other.

USA wouldn't want to get the wrong idea and attack the wrong country, like with Iraq 

[LiquiDeath]

this is especially funny, cause from irak/beslan (2001,3?)  ppl were joking here, that some day americans may confuse it!!!    here we come.... lol

otoh, i wouldn't mind it, this corrupted shithole (imho american template, ppl here see usa as some holy grail, there was 5 days nonstop news about boston and its useless 3 victims, yet nothing about children killing drones same week...)  deserves some wake up call :p

[CrazyWR]

I assume every country has its share of idiots...America just has a larger population and thus more idiots, and also higher % of those idiots have access to social media to embarrass themselves more easily with.  Judging the country simply by a ridiculously small portion of its population is silly.

[NightRain]

I assume every country has its share of idiots...America just has a larger population and thus more idiots, and also higher % of those idiots have access to social media to embarrass themselves more easily with.  Judging the country simply by a ridiculously small portion of its population is silly.

It is silly, but we still laugh because whatever that % is, it ruins everyone else's reputation by being themselves in the social media! OLOLOLOL 'MURICA FUCK YEAH!

[Mysthalin]

I might go to America and commit an act of terror there, just to see if they invade Latvia by mistake.

[NightRain]

I might go to America and commit an act of terror there, just to see if they invade Latvia by mistake.

They'd do a favor to Latvia tbh but it'd piss off Russians though

[terrapinsrock]

I might go to America and commit an act of terror there, just to see if they invade Latvia by mistake.

Nah pretend to be Lithuanian so they invade there instead. Maybe they'll give Shab some "shock n'awe"

[NightRain]

We shall see if this is true.

[LiquiDeath]

pssst,i wasnt aware of any oil in latvia lol


i think better to wipe out Georgia from eastern hemisphere preemptivelyASAP, it might start civil war by accident next time you know...

[Poppi]

I assume every country has its share of idiots...America just has a larger population and thus more idiots, and also higher % of those idiots have access to social media to embarrass themselves more easily with.  Judging the country simply by a ridiculously small portion of its population is silly.

I remember that picture where people are chilling in a pool with extension cords and electronics are on a floaty. And people post how dumb americans are. Sure enough look closely and it 220v Outlets. I traveled the world, no country is perfect, but lots of the "smaller" countries just like to make fun of America or insulting it without acknowledging how fucked up their own country it. Plenty of dumb, ignorant, arrogant, selfish fucks outside of the USA.

[Spartan_Marine88]

Same shit is in all 1st world countries Poppi. I remember some Bosnian immigrants that were in my school talking about how great thier country was. So i finally got fed up and asked them why there parents left, after silence i asked if it was the murder, the lack of economy or the outright war that caused them to leave. Never seen someone turn so red lol

[Sachaztan]

Maybe if a Georgian suicide bombs New York then USA tries to invade itself? Easier to mistake the country of Georgia with the state of Georgia than it is to mistake Afghanistan or Saudi Arabia for Iraq tbfh.

[PonySlaystation]

otoh, i wouldn't mind it, this corrupted shithole (imho american template, ppl here see usa as some holy grail, there was 5 days nonstop news about boston and its useless 3 victims, yet nothing about children killing drones same week...)  deserves some wake up call :p

There's a pretty big difference between civilian casualties in an act of terror and civilian casualties in a military conflict. One is there to harm civilians and the other there to remove international threats, like terrorists. Let me take an example: the US government have at several times known the location of Osama Bin Laden but been unable to take him down. Neutralizing this threat would have saved a lot lives. It can however be argued that drones are not accurate enough and that civilian casualties are not acceptable. But more importantly, it is being debated and it's been all over the news for the last months. So it's not being ignored.

[Sachaztan]

There's a pretty big difference between civilian casualties in an act of terror and civilian casualties in a military conflict. One is there to harm civilians and the other there to remove international threats, like terrorists. Let me take an example: the US government have at several times known the location of Osama Bin Laden but been unable to take him down. Neutralizing this threat would have saved a lot lives. It can however be argued that drones are not accurate enough and that civilian casualties are not acceptable. But more importantly, it is being debated and it's been all over the news for the last months. So it's not being ignored.

There are PLENTY of acts of terror with way, way higher bodycounts that doesn't get plastered all over the international media for so long.

[EliteGren]

[Killer344]

rofl

[LiquiDeath]

just for reference>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6RvSTiM3Yk

i think its still hilarious. I know rednecks of europe would struggle to name 50 states, but at least they would know where to put cali, texas, florida etc. and what they would not know they at least point somewhere in "middle wastelands of USA" and not peru

sry, when former CIA agents are this dumb, promoted on nationwide broadcast...   it rly ruined even my most favorite conspiracy theories, what clowns must be in government in reality then?

Anyway, fear me

[LiquiDeath]

at least ppl are having fun in this shitty times... scenario from FB


8:00 - American expeditionary force crossed the border of the Czech Republic
8:05 - laser-guided missiles destroyed a base of Grippen fighters and Budvar Brewery in Ceske Budejovice
8:27 - ArmyCR noticed that we are under attack
8:35 - L-159 fighters start against enemy
8:50 - all our planes were destroyed by American Raptors still beyond sight
9:00 - In DoD rubbing their hands as they finally got rid of L-159 aircrafts
10:00 - U.S. forces scored a loss of six Abrams tanks in Most area, because of theft of vehicle tracks sneaky gypsies partysan tactics - attack of the city still continues
10:30 - Pandur carriers from Austria (not Australia!!11!) leave from barracks to defend the capital
10:45 - Carlsbad declared independence
11:00 - agents are beginning dinner at DoD
12:30 - Pandurs all out, mostly due to failures or drowning in puddles
12:45 - Chief of Staff pounding on the doors of the military museum Lesany and demands at least some panzers or even t-34s
12:47 - manager gave him a bicycle vz. Ukraine and then drove him with a broom
13:00 - U.S. troops so far lost 12 Abrams tanks and 23 Bradley armored vehicles, mostly due to damage to the chassis on Czech roads
14:30 - The first U.S. troops in Prague
15:40 - 22nd MEU commander, Lieutenant T. Taxis Taylor was struck in Zizkov district by stray flail
16:30 - U.S. soldiers raised the flag at Prague Castle
17:00 - Clint Eastwood watching footage from Europe and writing the screenplay for his new film, "Flags of our sons"
18:00 - officially signed armistice
23:30 - Chief of Staff, arrived by bicycle to Slovakia and asks for asylum

[Sachaztan]

Czech republic has Swedish fighters?