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WildZontar Offline
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« on: December 29, 2010, 09:09:17 pm »

Hello all,


For those of you who don't know, I'm a somewhat avid CoHO player, being Level 40 on my Airborne and being in the 6 percent of Airborne commanders, I'm a somewhat better than moderate player(Considering this game as a Godawful Player-base when it comes to skill)

I used to be in a Guild called =Ragequitters= , when I joined there was only around 20 or so people. Apparently me leaving for almost all of December means I missed a lot of changes. One such of my former guild member had told me it had grown to around 70 or so people, but they were all complete noobs. Most of the guild members I had know the best had moved over to FSG, a clan where you are only admitted if you are in the top 1% of any ladder. Meaning I was left in the dust in a clan that now apparently sucks terribly aside from a few people who didn't join.




So, it says my new years resolution is to get to the top 1% in any ladder. Not because I want to join the guild, but because now I shall become the most awesome bad-ass trying to playing CoHO everyday, I shall train myself into such an awesome state of awesomeness, that when finished being totally awesome and getting to 1%, I will kick that entire clans ass because I am just so damn awesome because they are stuck up jerks for not letting someone as awesome as me join in the first place.


So, what is your New Years Resolution?
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COHCommando Offline
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2010, 09:14:30 pm »

so you play coho and appearntly good might wanna team up then maybe get one person for 3v3s then, kinda bored atm of my computer
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 09:16:45 pm »

me and keeps ownz0r everyone in coho
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COHCommando Offline
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2010, 09:19:53 pm »

yeah its pretty easy its just no one in this place wants to play it eir some how makes you better a regular coh
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2010, 09:20:25 pm »

there nothing hard about getting into the top 1% of any coho ladder. sry bro
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puddin Offline
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2010, 09:21:10 pm »

using awesome that many times makes think fail is going to follow
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2010, 09:22:56 pm »

dude airborne in coho is so easy. Last time I checked I was top 2% and rank 20.
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COHCommando Offline
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2010, 09:25:10 pm »

way to be the rain on wildzontar's sunshine
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2010, 09:25:50 pm »

david spams smoke Cool
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shockcoil Offline
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2010, 09:43:58 pm »

Indeed. 0 CP smoke solves all
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WildZontar Offline
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2010, 09:49:22 pm »

It has come to my attention, that we SHOULD MAKE AN EiR GUILD OMGZ  Grin Grin

We could totally pwn FSG.



Also, my ingame name is WildZontar for those of you who want to add me, I won't be back near my desktop till January 4th, so I won't be able to play until then.

Spamming smoke ftw.
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2010, 10:16:27 pm »

Cloaked Ranger Tactic earned me the top 1% for a while, then after awhile i got pissed at the horrible patching process and COHO in general and quit.
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2010, 10:20:07 pm »

Dude infantry attrition with the offmap was the shit. I never had to reinforce any unit
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Masacree Offline
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2010, 10:40:02 pm »

COHO players are nubs.

I was #6 on the ladder for a while on my airborne with only 2x losses (one to Sepha and one to Complexity).

Oh yea and I did it with maxed out airborne smoke obv.
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2010, 12:45:08 am »

Any clan that only accepts the top 1% of players is full of elitist gay children. This is 100% true.

I know it's not hard to rank up in CoHO, but 1% thing is pretty childish, and hugely arbitrary as 99% of the CoHO player base is retarded, and a single drop-hack can ruin your standing.
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spinn72 Offline
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« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2010, 12:50:52 am »

Screw trying to beat them at a shit game, get them to come play EIRR and be in the top 50% of the player base here, they'd struggle so bad!

EDIT: Anyone called Boxman can't be a good player, just sayin
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WildZontar Offline
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« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2010, 01:11:50 am »

Lol.   Tongue

I think Carrot got it the best, I might need to put that in my signature..

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« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2010, 01:14:27 am »

cohO is weak...
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WildZontar Offline
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« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2010, 01:17:11 am »

Screw it, I probably would have wasted my days away on EiR instead of CoHO anyways, atleast when I come on the forums here it isn't filled with semi-working turds who don't know anything about balance.

Change of plans, working on a new New years resolution.
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« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2010, 01:19:16 am »

lmao cohO is ok ish i just find the playerbase... slightly....not umm.... smart?
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