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panzerman Offline
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« on: April 23, 2011, 09:31:19 am »

lolololol funny stuff...


http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator

dirty harry


 56 translation come back with...

Pond marina.?

makes no sense!
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2011, 09:33:22 am »

"Be so kind to fuck off you peice of shit dirtbag"

...56 translations later we get:

"Diabetes damn press."
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2011, 09:55:34 am »

"I like to kick trolls in the face."

56 translations later:

"I had a train."

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2011, 10:00:05 am »

Even better one!

"Europe in Ruins is a very good mod."

Then after a while it went to:

"Europe is in ruins and the US Department of Defense is happy."

And after 56:

"European eitneun allows the Pentagon."

wtf is eitneun?
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2011, 11:28:17 am »

i got bored so had to put int he classic

"somebody get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane"

started off fine, then

Smoking some deep shit

it actually makes sense, they had to have been to make the movie
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2011, 11:44:23 am »

Started off high and worked my way down with extremely simple words to find out how quickly they got scrambled. Most survived 10 but got scrambled at 20.

Then I ran article 1. in the UN declaration of human rights for 20 runs figuring it would translate into something absurd considering it couldn't even handle the most basic human words.

Original text:

"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood."

...20 translations later we get:

"You are born free and equal in dignity and rights, and endowed endowed with reason and conscience and should appear in a spirit of brotherly love for each other."


Say whaaaat?

Frustrated I ran it for 56 where everything else I had written got translated into oblivion.

Original text:

"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am free and equal in dignity and rights, you, I love that I have to say."


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