deadbolt

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« on: May 13, 2011, 04:51:57 am » |
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DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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TheIcelandicManiac

Resident forum troll. Fucked unkn0wns mom
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 04:54:12 am » |
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Lets hope EIRR mod Will not party to much tonight.
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Soon™
gj icelandic i am proud of u  Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.
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Malgoroth

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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 05:00:22 am » |
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ahh... 13th day fridays...
The one sort of day where I use my rage as an excuse to murder hormonal teens at woodland summer camps. So remember: If you don't want people to get murdered... it's best to just let me win.
Won't someone think of the children?
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TheVolskinator

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 05:08:28 am » |
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Its the worst day o' luck you could ever get. Either:
A) My company trololols in vet from Mals flame PGs and all the teens on earth die horrible deaths
B) Mal buttrapes my company, I lose my vet, RQ EiR (jk) and Mal dies a horrible death (or something like that)
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Malgoroth

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 05:12:37 am » |
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The buttrape scenario seems more likely. Except for that last bit, my money is on B)
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Unkn0wn

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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 06:03:38 am » |
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I got really lucky today actually.
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Heartmann

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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2011, 06:15:52 am » |
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Same ! 
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............
 - I've heard of being an animal in bed but...  - The phallic principle of the Navy 
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TheVolskinator

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2011, 07:47:48 pm » |
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Heh. I got lucky in the literal sense...
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Tymathee

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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 08:28:40 pm » |
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i had some real good luck today 2 job interviews and a short time job to get a lil cash in my pockets.
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"I want proof!" "I have proof!" "Whatever, I'm still right"
Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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Mysthalin

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 08:39:49 pm » |
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Had an amazing night out and used the opportunity to absolutely demolish one of my mate's facebook. Good times  . Oh and witnessed a near fight between some muslim people and a dickhead black guy. Was awesome.
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Mister Schmidt

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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2011, 04:18:19 am » |
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My girlfriend broke up with me.
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and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
"Seeing Bigdick in his full sado mask attire, David couldn't help but feel a tingle in his special place.."
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Demon767

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2011, 05:46:02 am » |
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My girlfriend broke up with me.
To: Bro From: Bro Subject: Dude ------------------------------ Sorry, Bro.
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Mysthalin

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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2011, 05:50:51 am » |
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My girlfriend broke up with me.
Sorry to hear that mate. Don't worry about it though - easier to go to uni when you're single!
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deadbolt

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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2011, 07:46:49 am » |
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My girlfriend broke up with me.

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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2011, 07:53:16 am » |
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I had a good day as well. I hooked up with Mister Schmidt's ex girlfriend.
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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brn4meplz

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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2011, 07:54:45 am » |
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She give you Herpes too?
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom 
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Demon767

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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2011, 08:25:28 am » |
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I had a good day as well. I hooked up with Mister Schmidt's ex girlfriend.
nice how does Mr pewterschmidt's dick taste like?
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Mister Schmidt

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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2011, 08:34:49 am » |
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I had a good day as well. I hooked up with Mister Schmidt's ex girlfriend.
stfu Pony.
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2011, 08:39:11 am » |
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stfu Pony.
Wait what, that got you upset but not deadbolts douchebaggery?
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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Mysthalin

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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2011, 08:41:02 am » |
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I fucked over my friend's facebook so bad he flat out deleted it  .
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