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Author Topic: Itz mah bday bitchez  (Read 10134 times)
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Katusha Offline
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« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2011, 06:18:26 pm »

so you carpet bombed all over her?

Awesome.

I am imagining more of a White Phosphorus run.. which probably just made her tickle
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Rahx Offline
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« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2011, 06:20:39 pm »

-"TheVolkskinator we found a healthy amount of semen in her eye"

-"Well, then I guess she..."

*puts on glasses*

"saw it cumming"

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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why is everyone except me retarded?
Katusha Offline
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« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2011, 06:22:38 pm »

-"TheVolkskinator we found a healthy amount of semen in her eye"

-"Well, then I guess she..."

*puts on glasses*

"could've used a pair of these"

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2011, 06:23:41 pm »

Oh gosh
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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2011, 06:30:21 pm »

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2011, 10:13:42 pm »

ahahahahahahhahaha thank you rahxie, that made my night.
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Killer344: "Repent: sory no joke i just had savage diorea"
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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2011, 11:14:30 pm »

I hate you all, you sick perveted [censor]
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If not, then I wipe, then someone gets something they shouldn't, then it gets abused, then the shit hits the fan and then I ban shab.

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« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2011, 12:22:44 am »

Yeah that really is an excellent post. I'm logging it under my Legen-Dary tab along with Leo's Faster mineflail
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint

Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  Tongue

the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom Wink
TheIcelandicManiac Offline
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« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2011, 12:27:25 am »

Well hope you had a fun Birthday.
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gj icelandic i am proud of u  Smiley
Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.

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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2011, 12:41:14 am »

Cherish the teens man...

You know I do!

Wink
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
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PonySlaystation Offline
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« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2011, 12:55:14 am »

Girlfriend -"Not in the hair! I told you I have another customer later today"
TheVolskinator -"but, but"
Girlfriend -" No buts, now go in the kitchen and make me a sammich!"
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2011, 01:30:32 am »

Dump her otherwise you will never reach EIr-god player status, that's the unwritten rule here. You and everyone else simply knows that this is the only worthy thing in life.

Whoever has a gf simply cannot walk into the top 10 eir player list.
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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2011, 01:49:12 am »

It is worthy to be sigged
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TheIcelandicManiac Offline
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« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2011, 01:59:50 am »

Is her name Lola?
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2011, 02:49:04 am »

think of the guys without a gf, or top 10! those have it bad..
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« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2011, 02:52:08 am »

think of the guys without a gf, or top 10! those have it bad..


99 problems in EIR how to win a game



but a bitch ain't one
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RoyalHants Offline
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« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2011, 02:58:05 am »


99 problems in EIR how to win a game



but a bitch ain't one
L2lose problems
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Yeah calbanes, I mean - some people like smokaz are still yet to win a single game, even though they've been around here for years.

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