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Smokaz Offline
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« on: December 17, 2011, 08:50:01 pm »

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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tank130 Offline
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2011, 08:51:08 pm »

but now the other gay is sleeping on my bed

It was only a matter of time until you came out of the closet.....
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2011, 08:51:52 pm »

HAHAHAH
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2011, 08:52:26 pm »

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tank130 Offline
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2011, 08:53:17 pm »

Let us know how the gang rape went.....
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2011, 08:53:48 pm »

lol
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2011, 08:54:34 pm »

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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2011, 08:55:38 pm »

How did that make you feel smokaz?
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2011, 08:56:25 pm »

Don't forget the pics
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Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2011, 08:58:20 pm »

I felt nothing
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2011, 08:58:39 pm »

to small?
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............

- I've heard of being an animal in bed but...

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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2011, 08:58:53 pm »

Maybe you weren't groping him hard enough
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2011, 09:08:16 pm »

you know there is this place called "ocean" next to my flat

i never dared to go in there because the people there looked too questionable<

so i go in there today to get some beer waiting for the gays i just threw out

and ive only been there 5 minutes before some half fat chick followed me into the toilet

so she says shes from Securitas (norwegian security company) and is there to measure dicks

And then she takes a good grab and says this is just "OK"

"OKAY"  I say, this is more than okay

and then she starts this guessing game

"do you know how old the mother of my daughter is"

i kinda realized too late who she was talking about

"47?"

and then she said 37

you can imagine, she was not happy
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2011, 09:11:03 pm »

And then you had makeup sex with her?
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2011, 09:12:26 pm »

Is this before or after she told you the child was yours?
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2011, 09:27:31 pm »

Anyone else noticing smokaz starts to talk like rifle when hes drunk?
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2011, 09:31:21 pm »

cuz.... he IS rifle.
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2011, 09:32:21 pm »

I KNEW it from day 1!

Maximum trolling
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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2011, 09:35:42 pm »

That seems unlikely, I've seen both in a game
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Computer991 Offline
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« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2011, 09:53:56 pm »

I had rifle as a friend on FB.
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