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[CrazyWR]

Still waiting for CrazyWR and Morka's dating guide.

take girl to beach
take long walk
...
profit

[IJustDontCare]

take girl to beach
take long walk
...
profit

You forgot flowers.

[CrazyWR]

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

[IJustDontCare]

Pussies still like a little romance.

[Masacree]

take girl to beach
take long walk
...
profit

I don't live near the beach, what do?

[CrazyWR]

move.  Or, take her for a weekend away.  If you're rich.

Also, romance is for people who want relationships.  I'll leave relationships for smokaz to cover.

[Smokaz]

Morka you gotta save this, crazy fumbling the ball

[CrazyWR]

Silly Smokaz.  Do I look like Dr. Phil?  I'm sorry I'm not typing out a 20 pg dissertation for you.  Perhaps if you dated a little more frequently, you'd learn what works and what doesn't...

[Smokaz]

Perhaps I am, and still think this is interesting to hear from you and Morka since your such total ballers. There, a compliment.

[smurfORnot]

take girl to beach
take long walk
...
profit

OR, get her drunk?

[CrazyWR]

exactly.  Much easier.  But I was gonna let the resident alcoholic Morka cover that part...

[MorkaandBorka]

Bad dressing is a no-no Smokaz; unshaven, sweaty or unshowered isn’t suitable. You have to be clean shaven like a god damned newborn baby.  The only exception being that you are either A. A Lumberjack or B. A Hipster.

If you are not coming directly from home (bad planning), have a clean shirt in the car, some hand wipes, and a toothbrush. Make sure you stop and use them, and put the discarded stuff in your trunk along with the ball-gag, gimp outfit and whips.  Make sure to hide everything that can and probably will turn her off, once you get to know her and she falls in love with you, she will want to do anything for you. If smoking is an issue, wear clean clothes that don’t smell of cigarette smoke, and refrain from smoking while you’re out with her. This includes items like chewing tobacco, cigarettes and cigars which will turn off your date faster than you can strike the match. Which is bullshit alot of the time I find.  To me cigarettes are fucking cool as shit and I love it when a girl can smoke and drink with you, BUT on a first impression basis, dont smoke and dont chew tobacco unless she looks like a 80 year old Persian rug, than by all means go for it. 

Carry enough money to pay for your date easily, and have a valid credit card in case of emergency. The quickest way to make your first date your last is to forget to carry money or credit cards.  Always pay for the girl, no matter what.  You know how many times I've paid for coffee, lunch, drinks for a girl and it payed off.  Every fucking time.  The woman your trying to impress wants a gentleman, a badass, a lover and a friend; yes a bunch of bullshit but its ok guys.

Boasting is a classic dating fuck up. Yes, you want to share information and get to know each other. However, going on and on about how your trying to be a lawyer and havent graduated from college after 15 years isnt going to impress her, its going to make her think that you just want to talk about you and is a complete turn-off.  Just shut your mouth and ask about her and REMEMBER TO BE HUMBLE.  Nothing a girl finds more attractive is a humble guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIM-8DT-F_k

references for online dating. 

[MorkaandBorka]

Also, I rarely if ever drink around a woman, but when I do...

I GET LAID

[NightRain]

Also, I rarely if ever drink around a woman, but when I do...

I GET LAID

[Spartan_Marine88]

Also, I rarely if ever drink around a woman, but when I do...

I GET LAID

Is that before of after you come on eirr, drunk with them there

[Demon767]

lol.

[MorkaandBorka]

Is that before of after you come on eirr, drunk with them there

After... obviously

[Dnicee]

Always pay for the girl, no matter what.

This is so wrong, I do not doubt that morka can get laid, but paying for the girl... oh man, sorry to break it to you my man...but it seems like your fucking alot of hoes =/

And since when are you dating to get laid? If your goal is to fuck, you go out on the dancefloor and make sure you are so freakin wasted.

For each beer, shot or drink you absorbe you get better at a) pick up girls at the bar, b) better at dancing c) a better lover

This is not true for guys who cant drink for shit, and those guys are most common seen, a) fighting (often biting the dust), b) cant talk properly, c) vomiting and/or taking off your clothes

[BigDick]

This is so wrong, I do not doubt that morka can get laid, but paying for the girl... oh man, sorry to break it to you my man...but it seems like your fucking alot of hoes =/

+1000 dnicee is THE MAN! not like other pussies

exactly what i thought when reading that - pay if you feel like and not always

nobody wants a "gentleman" even if they say it in reality they want a man and no pussy

its also is a good idea if your going out to ignore her if you feel she did/said something dumb/you don't like

almost always make it look like its not dependent on her presence to have fun

[Sachaztan]

For the VAST majority of women wealth and status is THE most important factor when it comes to men.

Its more important than appearance, intelligence, health etc. You could debate wether this is due to genes, culture or upbringing but that is the way it is. You want to get the girl at a regular good ol'fashioned date then pay for her.