Immortals and 3 Musketeers

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[smurfORnot]

Immortals is biggest piece of shit I watched after Conan. There is literally nothing good about this movie except maybe few fight scenes. Trailer was,hmmm,could be cool,something like 300. And movie was,God save me,good I didnt pay to watch it. I want 1.5hours of my life back.

3 Musketeers is barely better. On the other hand it's not hard to be better than Immortals,lol . But the movie was also pretty big disappointment,and I am glad that I didnt go to movies to watch it. Except nice special effects this movie has nothing. Those musketeers are superheroes with inhumane powers,right?
You gotta love plans to make flying ship on the single page,lol,plans to make a closet are on more than 1 page,lol
Young D'artangan is cocky little irritating shit,who is best swordsman in realm(except maybe 3 musketeers) and if left alone would probably slain whole country because if you insult his horse,he will kill you...
Porthos is clearly hulk....
Aramis played too much Assasin creed lately.
Athos should go scuba diving for gold from sunken ships and make crown rich...

So yeah,if you havent watched them already,you wont miss too much if you dont
Watch some old version of Musketeers and you will enjoy it far more than this shit...I am really interested how would most Hollywood movies look if they didnt had such enormous budget for special effects,because it's the only thing that 'saves' most of them.

[chefarzt]

With less Budget crazy phenomenons like "story", "acting" and "Dialogues" might have a comeback. Still dont get it why people still freak out so badly on all this CGI shit.

[Ahnungsloser]

With less Budget crazy phenomenons like "story", "acting" and "Dialogues" might have a comeback. Still dont get it why people still freak out so badly on all this CGI shit.

+1.

[Vermillion_Hawk]

Well thanks for warning me about the Three Musketeers at least, I was nervous about seeing how badly Hollywood butchered Alexandre Dumas' masterpiece, and it sounds like they did so gratuitously.

Immortals is not fit for consumption by any moviegoer who enjoys anything remotely resembling a "plot", the only thing it has going for it was good action, and even then I felt it was in fairly small quantities.

[Jodomar]

The musketeers is not that bad, just highly unrealistic. If you just want a fun action movie to watch it's good for that, otherwise stay away because the story/realism is just not there.

[AmPM]

I rarely watch a movie for a plot, usually it's just there to be background noise or a distraction during gaming downtime.

Want a plot? Read a book.

[smurfORnot]

then watch porn!

[Audemed]

I knew both those movies would be shit just from the 30 second commercials on TV....

[Vermillion_Hawk]

I rarely watch a movie for a plot, usually it's just there to be background noise or a distraction during gaming downtime.

Want a plot? Read a book.

While I agree on reading a book for a good plot, a movie's plot must at least be somewhat coherent and meaningful to drive the action. In the case of Immortals, it was a jumbled mess that reflected very poorly on the movie altogether.

[smurfORnot]

On the other hand I watched, 'Man form Earth' today,which beautifully shows that for an excellent movie you only need single room and few people in it. Clever dialogues and good script will just do the rest

[Sachaztan]

On the other hand I watched, 'Man form Earth' today,which beautifully shows that for an excellent movie you only need single room and few people in it. Clever dialogues and good script will just do the rest

The producer is also pretty much the only one in that business that has a positive mindset about piracy.

http://www.rlslog.net/piracy-isnt-that-bad-and-they-know-it/

If you dont want to buy it then at least pirate it and watch it, it's a good movie.