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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #60 on: March 18, 2012, 05:54:29 am »

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Yea wonder why... could be that you have been playing while I have been having large amounts of sex and work ^^ ofc not at same time... at least that often Wink
well,I had some work,about the sex,I decided not to,lol...I am trying hard to avoid getting my girlfriend back to my place,need to get 'rid of her' soon,but dunno how -.-
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« Reply #61 on: March 18, 2012, 06:17:00 am »

Looks like Scheldt. Everyone "hates" it, but a lot of guys playing it.  Tongue
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« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2012, 05:17:48 am »

well,I had some work,about the sex,I decided not to,lol...I am trying hard to avoid getting my girlfriend back to my place,need to get 'rid of her' soon,but dunno how -.-
..... LOL for real? getting rid of woman suuper easy... if she is a romantic sort, then just be brutal, if she is a bitch then start getting real soft and lovey duvey and she will flee real simple
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............

- I've heard of being an animal in bed but...

- The phallic principle of the Navy Wink
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« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2012, 05:21:22 am »

well,I had some work,about the sex,I decided not to,lol...I am trying hard to avoid getting my girlfriend back to my place,need to get 'rid of her' soon,but dunno how -.-

kill 2 birds with 1 stone, shag her and call out another girls name?
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He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2012, 05:58:58 am »

but the problem is,she is rly too nice to do something bad to her. 1. Seems she was virgin -.- 2.she is kinda in love with me for some reason(even though I am never saying anything nice or cute to her) 3. she keeps telling everyone about me,her sister,mom,brother,friends...
4. dunno why I even ended with her,not even my type. Not sport type,but nerd(she's on rly tough college,and has 5.0 on 4th year,she never got less than 5on college)
So I am hoping that she will get mad eventually and dump me to save me the trouble,lol
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« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2012, 06:18:11 am »

I don't see what the problem is? would you rather get together with some crackwhore?
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2012, 06:20:37 am »

omg nerd virgin -.- she must be scaring ppls during holoween even without mask lol Cheesy
jk  Wink
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Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
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« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2012, 06:37:19 am »

but the problem is,she is rly too nice to do something bad to her. 1. Seems she was virgin -.- 2.she is kinda in love with me for some reason(even though I am never saying anything nice or cute to her) 3. she keeps telling everyone about me,her sister,mom,brother,friends...
4. dunno why I even ended with her,not even my type. Not sport type,but nerd(she's on rly tough college,and has 5.0 on 4th year,she never got less than 5on college)
So I am hoping that she will get mad eventually and dump me to save me the trouble,lol

but does she make you sandwiches?
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2012, 06:47:31 am »

omg nerd virgin -.- she must be scaring ppls during holoween even without mask lol Cheesy
jk  Wink


not rly that bad tbh. I had worst,lol
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« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2012, 06:47:49 am »

Don't you live in eastern europe? Just exchange her for another.

Also, I guess she hasn't yet found out what a truly sick mind you truly are. (Oh man, she should see some of the stuff you posted on this forum)
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #70 on: March 19, 2012, 06:55:16 am »

but does she make you sandwiches?
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #71 on: March 19, 2012, 07:01:33 am »


lol,no eastern europe

Well,I dont have need to be too much sick around her,lol,even though she knows I am not rly normal :p ...meh,just miss ex too much tbh. no other girl will be able to replace her -.-

she doesnt make me sandwiches yet,I dont wanna come to her,lol ...but if I asked,I would get one!
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« Reply #72 on: March 19, 2012, 07:04:33 am »

she doesnt make me sandwiches yet,I dont wanna come to her,lol ...but if I asked,I would get one!

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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #73 on: March 19, 2012, 07:27:26 am »

I am kinda afraid to go down there with mouth,cuz of something like this,lol

NSFW!
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480660_342472459133041_100265060020450_917675_1716477129_n.jpg
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« Reply #74 on: March 19, 2012, 07:32:41 am »

if the bitch aint suckin then i aint fuckin

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« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2012, 08:21:41 am »

tits are UP
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2012, 08:24:20 am »

yea,and hips OP for my taste
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« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2012, 08:51:17 am »

still cute tho
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Heartmann Offline
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« Reply #78 on: March 29, 2012, 08:04:11 pm »

She looks fine, why so picky Tongue

Anyway, what you mean nice? your the EiR version of the Anti-christ, and she looks ideal for you Wink
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