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deadbolt Offline
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« on: September 17, 2013, 01:52:21 pm »

so I was browsing twitch and come across an ex pornstar streaming. rofl.
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Like Jesus, Keeps died for us

He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
rolcsika0128 Offline
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 02:45:12 pm »

link or didnt happen
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 03:11:14 pm »

http://www.twitch.tv/jessierogers
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terrapinsrock Offline
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 03:33:35 pm »

he aint kidding

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessie_Rogers

apparently she retired because of a injured anus
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Bit hard when its flaunted infront of you as a  broken reward piece of ass you'll never get to shag with.
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hans Offline
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 03:34:36 pm »

lol he aint kidding Cheesy
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 04:42:20 pm »

he aint kidding

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessie_Rogers

apparently she retired because of a injured anus

It's not broken, it's just cracked..........
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 02:40:17 am »

Another "interesting" thing about the porn industry is that they don't test for herpes.

There's two reasons for this, 1: pretty much everyone in the industry has it, and if they tested for it the industry would break down. 2: it's not curable, nor is it a dangerous condition.

Remember this if you ever get the chance to have sex with a pornstar =)
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 10:27:17 am »

Remember this if you ever get the chance to have sex with a pornstar =)

having sex with a pornstar is like, licking a lollipop that 15 other people are sharing.
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You are welcome to your opinion.

You are also welcome to be wrong.
Shabtajus Offline
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2013, 12:18:45 pm »

having sex with a pornstar is like, licking a lollipop that 15 other people are sharing.

yea u so mad
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I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
rolcsika0128 Offline
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 04:11:53 pm »

lol... and, uhm was she playing CoH, or..?
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2013, 04:42:30 pm »

Another "interesting" thing about the porn industry is that they don't test for herpes.

There's two reasons for this, 1: pretty much everyone in the industry has it, and if they tested for it the industry would break down. 2: it's not curable, nor is it a dangerous condition.

Remember this if you ever get the chance to have sex with a pornstar =)

. There is no male test for herpes
. Yes it is a rather benign disease, unless it causes warts on your bellend or her ovaries.
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some of My kids i work with shower me Wink
deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2013, 11:53:54 am »

i got banned for telling her to prepare her bumhole for another destroying from da' dbolt troll' ufeelme

inb4 ppl tell me she wouldn't feelit, iknowthatfeel
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2013, 11:59:37 am »

inb4 ppl tell me she wouldn't feelit, iknowthatfeel

Always one step ahead lol
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omgNiko Offline
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2013, 10:57:37 am »

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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2013, 02:51:43 am »

That's why you gotta pick them up while they're still young!
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Shabtajus Offline
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2013, 06:19:57 am »

That's why you gotta pick them up while they're still young!

dat belgium liberalism... drugs? ok. prostitution? ok.pedoBears? ok.


lol
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Tymathee Offline
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2013, 05:16:31 pm »

What's worse

Being with someone that has a had a lot of guys 1 or 2 times

or one girl who has fucked the same guy over 100's of times
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"

Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2013, 12:53:20 pm »

That question is irrelevant. The only question is has she been safe. She cold fuck 100 guys and as long as she's safe there's nothing wrong. If anything it makes her that much better in bed.
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint

Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  Tongue

the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom Wink
Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2013, 10:57:06 pm »

If anything it makes her that much better in bed.

You would assume, but some people are just immune to learning.
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
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