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« on: March 21, 2014, 05:03:00 am » |
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So at lunch yesterday this fucktard decided that pouring chocolate milk all over me would be funny. How should I get back at him. I will see him after school most likely so that is when I would do it.
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XIIcorps
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2014, 05:10:01 am » |
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how far are you willing to go ?
Pour twice as much chocolate milk over him ?
Or is this prison rules, shank him a couple times and whisper something into his ear!
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| chefarzt
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2014, 05:43:58 am » |
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Dafuq, why didnt u headbutt him in the first place? Kids these days....
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| Scotzmen
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2014, 06:00:24 am » |
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You should of given him a Glaswegian kiss and broke his fucking nose. Kids these days....
fucking dito mayne. |
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| PonySlaystation
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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2014, 06:34:31 am » |
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chocolate milk? what is this? kindergarten?
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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tank130
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2014, 07:28:34 am » |
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Anyone who comes to a gaming forum to get personal advice for this: So at lunch yesterday this fucktard decided that pouring chocolate milk all over me would be funny. How should I get back at him. I will see him after school most likely so that is when I would do it.
Deserves what he got and should probably get his head pushed in the toilet to. Like seriously dude, does this look like a Dear Abby column to you? |
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Geez, while Wind was banned I forgot that he is, in fact, totally insufferable
I'm not going to lie Tig, 9/10 times you open your mouth, I'm overwhelmed with the urge to put my foot in it.
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| LiquiDeath
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2014, 07:28:54 am » |
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ez
drop acid in his milk lol
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Panzershreck, time to unpimp zis ride!
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| Bear
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2014, 07:31:03 am » |
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what people at most hurt is when they are ignored.
or scatter rumors,
find people who do not like him to and the stories will from alone become more dynamic....
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| chefarzt
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2014, 08:05:51 am » |
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Anyone who comes to a gaming forum to get personal advice for this: Deserves what he got and should probably get his head pushed in the toilet to. Like seriously dude, does this look like a Dear Abby column to you? As long as people follow my advice, im totally fine with it. |
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2014, 10:41:48 am » |
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How old are you again?
need to know to make sure the revenge aint too extreem, otherwise if you dont mind getting into trouble just use ink, works like magic.
my favorite is to buy a packet of plastic ink cartirges that are about 2 CM long and 7,5 mm wide, punch tiny holes into them with a needle and slip them one by one into the kids pocket/backpack or both, works like magic as most of the time they dont really expect it or notice untill everything is soaked.
also remember to punch 2 holes, if they are too small the ink might not flow trough and if you only punch one thanks to whatever that law was called makes it so that air cant replace the ink inside, so use a fair sized sowing needle or whatever else that aint a knife, for the love of god dont use a knife to punch a hole trough one.
best part is that if you know what you are doing you wont get in trouble as you wont get caught.
or just punch the asshole, or axe him a question, or do like me and try to stab him.
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« Last Edit: March 21, 2014, 10:48:08 am by TheIcelandicManiac »
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2014, 11:01:04 am » |
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shit in his shoe in PE. ufeelme, dis aint no PE as in Panzer Elite, its da PE as in Physical Education. ufeelmyeducationmayne.
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He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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| terrapinsrock
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2014, 11:55:31 am » |
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just chuck acid at him and mate with alphatig
alphaasfuckufeelme
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Bit hard when its flaunted infront of you as a broken reward piece of ass you'll never get to shag with.
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Shabtajus
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2014, 12:05:02 pm » |
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just chuck acid at him and mate with alphatig
alphaasfuckufeelme
what i feel here is a loser who wannabe keeps loser4life, ufeelitterrapin? |
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 I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
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shockcoil
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2014, 04:05:39 pm » |
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Should've nutted him on the spot. Now you're left with an awkward situation where anything you do will seem petty and weak. Personally I recommend just turning up the next day and having it out. You'll probably both get suspended but fuckit man its just school as long as you don't get expelled it's all cool.
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2014, 04:37:52 pm » |
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Chocolate milk, revenge...
I like this thread
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aeroblade56
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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2014, 06:00:50 pm » |
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Idk a cum blast or a shark attack seem pretty viable plans of attack.
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You are welcome to your opinion.
You are also welcome to be wrong.
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2014, 06:13:45 pm » |
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What is this? a revenge thread for 12 year olds?
You dont get revenge by kneeing the balls, or chocolate milk? What?
You do it subtly by manipulating people, stay in the back, spread rumors, or fuck shit up with ink.
not this crap.
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2014, 06:50:04 pm » |
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well it is one of the most effective reactions too something like this but it never works out in the long run, you either need to scare the shit out of them like with a knife to the neck or something subtle like stealing things from them, granted dont think the knife thing one works outside of iceland tough.
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2014, 09:42:23 pm » |
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If you want to just ruin that kid's day, go for Icelandic's advice.
If you want to truly get back at him, sneak attack from a dark corner with something blunt and heavy. Always gets them. Let them pour chocolate milk down you when their eye-sockets are pummeled into mush.
Or go for the sensible option and just forget about it. But carry a hammer around, just for.. you know, spontaneous DIY.
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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2014, 04:27:14 am » |
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