So with all the drama that has been going on lately, boy am I mad. Or atleast I was, until I sat down and thought this whole situation through and realized it's really all so simple. The perfect solution was sitting right in front of us this whole time, we just didn't realize it.
So I propose that all developers, mods, and people who contribute their time and effort to the mod stop wasting so much time with all that nonsense and focus on grinding their accounts. Why? Because I'll be damned if I have to work my ass off playing tons of games in this free mod in order to grind up an account to rank 9, just to see these free loaders waltz in with rank 9 accounts they didn't earn. WTF is up with that? I mean it's like they think spending hours a day coding, having meetings, coming up with doctrines, maintaining the site, moderating the forums, working their assess off to promote the mod and come up with advertising, and all that other waste of time shit they do somehow entitles them to what the rest of us have to slave away doing. I mean don't they realize playing EiR GAMES is fucking hard work?
FUCK, I mean we regular players are like the plebs from the Roman empire, right? Exactly like them. We slave away and carry the whole mod on our backs without proper compensation while the lazy elites in the dev/contributor team get to relax and play around all day. And by relax and play all day, I mean do all the fucking work that keeps this mod afloat. Wait a second, maybe that is the WORST AND LEAST FUCKING APPLICABLE metaphor anyone has come up with in the history of the world. Oh well, maybe if I keep repeating it and shouting it with extra populist rage no one will notice my completely hypocritical and embarrassingly stupid reading of basic, simple history. WAIT, maybe that is how the Pleb comparison works! We're completely uneducated!!
So yeah, this is outrageous and I have every right to be really mad. In fact it's fucking absurd. I mean lazy ass slackers like Deadbolt getting like 20 games worth of exp FOR NOTHING just because he played a few hundred games to promote the mod in vCOH?!?! WTF IS THAT INJUSTICE?!?! I have a new name for EiR, it's called NAZI GERMANY. Fuck the oppression around here.
I'm tired of being the slave while EiRMod Tank130 and his band of favorites just lounge around all day in the sun enjoying the fruits of our labours. It's time we rise up and show them who really does all the work around here!!!
In fact I have half a mind to quit this free mod that I do nothing to contribute to other than rage about how unfairly I'm treated and how ungrateful the mod is to me. That will teach them!!!
-Wind
