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Author Topic: News from the Documents! A Message has been decoded!  (Read 7733 times)
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Stuart750 Offline
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« on: April 13, 2008, 02:53:27 pm »

I've been looking through the endless posts in EIR, and I've managed to scrounge up a few "Quotes", in a sense..

I surrender on behalf of the Axis. You win, well played Allies.

I agree, we surrender...

I think we should donate our units to the Allies! Come on guise! Let's be friends!

AmPm agrees. I am definitely AMPM, as I am being quoted. All axis players, start loosing, now.

Do it! Do it NAU!

I am Ucross, the Axis Dev leader. I am surrendering. We give up.

I think we should donate our units to the calliopes... They are the most superior units in the entire game, in fact, they are superior to real life itself. And pie...  Wait, not pie... Perhaps...

Do I have pie in Florida? Or is it California? Where do I live?

Darn it, I wish I were a smart Allied player, then I would know...


That's a great idea!! We can surrender faster that way!!

It's settled then. As axis players, we are sneaky players who need to be taught a lesson. Since the Allied players have so much evidence supporting an unconditional surrender, I recommend that we do exactly that right away. Let's a get a new war started, but just to be fair, let's make all the allied units free, and make their popcap value 0.000001.

The War is over. Hurrah!

This is regurgitated information; Perfectly credible quotes from perfectly credible people. Not manipulated in any way, shape or form...

Nope...
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stumpster Offline
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2008, 03:25:05 pm »

Fuck you buddy, I play Allies.
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Step out of the way. He'll keep going until he hits a wall, that being Akranadas. Let him go unmolested, his journey will take less time.
BoDyBaG2224TLS Offline
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 03:30:05 pm »

Wow, this is a joke thread and the 2nd post sort of ends the jokeness....
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Alcapwned2 Offline
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 03:34:34 pm »

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DerangedGerman Offline
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 03:40:15 pm »

I lol'd at that.
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Proud mapper for both OMG and EIR.
Warbirds Offline
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 03:40:28 pm »

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Stuart750 Offline
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2008, 05:19:26 pm »

Lol, sorry Stumpster, I thought you were Axis....

Maybe you're a spy... or something...
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Lolto Offline
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2008, 06:09:54 pm »

Fuck you buddy, I play Allies.

I'm not your buddy, friend!
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Warbirds Offline
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2008, 06:14:30 pm »

I'm not your friend, guy!
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Polluxo Offline
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2008, 06:20:55 pm »



This is the only funny thing in this thread. Cheesy
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stumpster Offline
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 07:06:21 pm »

I'm not your friend, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!
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DasNoob Offline
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 07:07:04 pm »

You could however be his gay?
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Quote from: fldash on Today at 06:22:34 PM
DISASTER AVERTED... IM A MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS!

You have DasNoob who uses the mod as COHTV
Lolto Offline
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 07:32:02 pm »

I'm not your friend, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!

I'm not yooooour buddy, friend!
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Warbirds Offline
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2008, 07:42:00 pm »

OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER.
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Stuart750 Offline
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2008, 08:01:55 pm »

Lol, I went to upload a picture, a 4chan FAIL picture, and I pulled my chair in too quickly, and look at what happened....


Oops, sorry, picture is about 24 sizes too big...

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Warbirds Offline
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2008, 08:03:09 pm »

Stuart, you are a failure.
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Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2008, 05:03:59 am »

I heard the doctors apologised at birth.
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Owlseatmice Offline
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« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2008, 05:09:42 am »

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Stuart750 Offline
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« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2008, 10:04:47 am »

Anyone who has seen the video of Anton knows that our family is absolutely insane...  Owl has a link I think... Owl, this is your cue...
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salan
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« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2008, 11:17:38 am »

ahh stuart is hillarious, he adds a bit of light hearted drama to all our dribble.

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