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My plan go to my uncles house. Right down the road.
   One always carry a handgun and a knife.
   Two have an assualt rifle or submachine gun.
   Three he's got tons of shotguns,rifles,handguns,ak's,m4s,knifes, and at least 10 months worth of ammunition for all that.

u people and your guns

[Bonte]

My plan go to my uncles house. Right down the road.
   One always carry a handgun and a knife.
   Two have an assualt rifle or submachine gun.
   Three he's got tons of shotguns,rifles,handguns,ak's,m4s,knifes, and at least 10 months worth of ammunition for all that.

u people and your guns

who doesnt have a handgun, knife, shotgun, rifle, and 10 months worth of ammo? LOL

[BradAxis]

basically every one except u americans

[|-|Cozmo|-|]

My plan go to my uncles house. Right down the road.
   One always carry a handgun and a knife.
   Two have an assualt rifle or submachine gun.
   Three he's got tons of shotguns,rifles,handguns,ak's,m4s,knifes, and at least 10 months worth of ammunition for all that.

fuck sake, if guns weren't so freely available you wouldn't need to protect your self... but i guess it is your god given right as an American to bear arms...

[BoDyBaG2224TLS]

If guns weren't so readily available then we would get stabbed.....

Do Europeans think that there are mass shootings everyday in the US?

[Unkn0wn]

No, but still dramatically more than in Europe .
Let's not stray offtopic.

[LekyIRL]

Good thing I have a trusty copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide"(or something like that) 

[Apex]

If guns weren't so readily available then we would get stabbed.....

That's bullshit. It takes a lot more mental and physical effort to stab than to simply shoot someone. Also the possibility to survive a stab attack is much higher than surviving a firearm attack. You can defend yourself better against a knife than against bullets, and it is much less easy to attack/kill multiple persons.

Imagine all the emotional short-cut murders. If you wouldnt have the ability to just grab a gun and shoot your wives lover, you think all these murders would transform into stabbing murders? It would probably stay hand to hand assault.

The murder rate per 100.000 inhabitants is 18 in the USA, were it is under 1 in Europe. The availability of firearms is a major factor here. To ignore that fact is stupid.

To relate to the topic, stacking guns to be able to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse, mars invaders, mutated giant ants or killer tomatoes, is stupid too.

[BoDyBaG2224TLS]

Holy shit apex chill, i was being sarcastic. Yes we have a lot of guns, yes there are a lot of gun related deaths, but the stereotype that everyone owns a gun and we show them to each other everytime we greet someone is annoing as fuck. Yet that seems to be okey to say, but the moment we say a stereotype of Europe we are fat ignorant Americans who suck and know nothing.......But lets end this conversation now and focus on the important matter...zombies.

Forget about the zombie guide, just watch "Shawn of the Dead".

[AmPM]

Yea, in Europe you just have the guy who locked his 18 year old daughter in a sound proof cell in his basement for something like 20 years and had 7 kids with her.

[Wraith547]

Hooray for shit talking Americans, we didn't already have 25+ pages of that in another thread

Go back to that one if you want to spread some hate

[Unkn0wn]

Ampm, that's completely unrelated and likely happening all over the world. Just because you don't know about it doesn't mean it's not there. Anyway, we really need to stay away from politics or this is going to end up like the other thread haha.

[AmPM]

Lets just say there are worse fates than being shot....

Oh, and stabbings tend to be very fatal, nobody stabs once, its usually like 20+ times to the body.

[Unkn0wn]

You guys should play zombie panic, it's a pretty fun HL2 mod.
Can't wait for L4D though, might be the ultimate zombie co-op experience.

[Mr_Hat2]

Or maybe we could just close the curtains, and lock the doors...


There's a gun store very close to my home, which is odd, really... Considering the neighbourhood...
Gun + Pie + Church Steeple.

Problem solved.

[Ciwawa]

every family with an apc, zombie cannot eat people in the apc, until they learn to weld

[Stuart750]

Oops... My brother needs to learn how to sign out...

Anyways. There's the issue of what type of zombie they are:
 - Night of the Living Dead/Shaun of the Dead Zombies (Slow, mindless, average infectability, above average strength, hard to kill generally immortal)
 - Dawn of the Dead Zombies (Fast, hard to kill, moderately infectious (as in, they won't purposely barf on your face), regular strength, while moderately stupid)
 - 28 Days/Weeks (/Coming soon, Months) Later Zombies (Fast, extremely infectious, moderately intelligent + strong, but easy to kill & limited lifespan)

The situation varies on the type of zombies. Let me put things specifically:

Shaun of the Dead zombies are pathetic. They are the 'tards of the living dead, you know, the ones at the back of the class, etching pictures of organs into their desks. Not only are they unimaginably slow, they are also easy to fool (Shaun of the Dead foolery), and one can simply survive by just walking hastily through a crowd with a hoola-hoop around one's waist. I can imagine much of semi-urban America being zombified, as most people fall asleep in recliners while watching kitchen-knife infomercials with a TV dinner in their lap [No offense meant]. But I think someone would notice if a large horde of smelly, decayed, illegal immigrants were slowly dragging themselves towards any establishment of civilization exceeding a population of 6. Then, it would be a matter of moving to the next town, waiting a month for the zombies to cover the 3-mile distance.

Dawn of the Dead Zombies are B- Zombies. You may disagree, but let me explain...
If you have seen the new dawn of the dead, the first half-hour will explain much of the characteristics of the zombies. They can find their way around a building [The main character's boyfriend didn't magically find his way out the front door to the driveway], they can run quickly, they can survive from shots to anything but the head, as well as loosing limbs [refer to the last three to the Asian zombie, who lost an arm, sprinting towards the people trying to get into the mall]. These factors make the possibility of spreading their influence much faster, especially in larger cities. The problem is, because they are zombies, and not dangerously infected people. They eat humans. Not just brains (which would render the victim useless anyways, without a brain), but the entire body [refer to the part where the janitor has been mostly eaten by the... er... zombie]. The movie is not true to itself, as, to become infected, one must be attacked by a zombie, be bitten, but then be able to escape from the zombie so to keep major limbs intact (A zombie without muscles cannot move, a zombie without legs cannot run, a zombie without hands cannot file tax returns). This becomes increasingly difficult as zombies begin to travel in larger groups. I understand that you have a decent chance (let's say 60-40, in your favour) of escaping from a zombie/killing the zombie after being bitten. What happens to that ratio when there are three zombies in the room? What about five? A large mob of zombies can never form because if there is any more than one attacking zombie on a victim, the victim will be rendered utterly useless... Can't happen, never will...
This also applies to the first class of zombies, except for the fact that they would never bloody well catch you...


Personally, I find 28 weeks later zombies the most threatening and brick-shitting scary. They're the quiet kids in class, the ones that don't ask any questions the whole semester, but get sky-high marks.  Meanwhile, they're jacking themselves up on steriods, funded by an underground drug ring, owned and operated by them... While they can be killed as easily as regular humans, they're fucking fast, and they can use basic logic (from what I've gathered, from the last bit of 28 Days Later, in which the infected soldiers are purposely stopping to listen for people, or standing by windows until a target comes closer [the black guy soldier, who was infected at the chateau to begin with], or something of the sort). Also, if you were barricaded, say, on top of a pie factory, and you looked down from the roof, and one of the infected saw you, they'd try bloody hard to get in, making noise and signalling to other infected to try and break in. They're EXTREMELY infectious. Much to the ratio of the intensity of a wet piece of bread to Chuck Norris. They barf on peoples faces!!! Jesus christ!!! They're also the only zombies (if you can call them that) that focus on infection alone. Yes, they will bite & knaw, but they're finished after that... Also, the Rage virus has the fastest infection rate on the human body. About 20 seconds, and you're good to go and wreak havoc on mankind... You can't just barricade youself in for a few weeks and hope for rescue, an entire continent can be infected within a period of a few months... They also hunt at night... HUNT! They can hear like crazy, they can see little lights in the dead of night, and there's no loud groan to let you know that they're coming... Just peaceful tranquility into, OH SHIT!! HELP!!! GET IT OFF!!! *barf*...

Worst case scenario (Class Three zombie: Rage Virus Infectee): I find a bloody automobile and high-tale it north towards CFB (Canadian Forces Base) Petawawa, located in a more remote area of the province. As many people know, army bases are fenced off, and have many supplies to last a long duration of time. As many people know, if you live near a big city, you've got to "PaK it and Move" quite quickly in order to save your ass. I live near Toronto, a city of over 2.5 million people. Think of 80% of the population becoming infected overnight... Shit... That's a big-ass amount of people... It's the sh!t hits the fan situation, and you're really fucked if you live on the Eastern Seaboard; New York, Boston, Philadelphia, D.C. That's 10 million people right there... That's a lot of pie, trapped inside a city full of infected people...

Basically GTFO ASAP.

[BoDyBaG2224TLS]

So a cricket paddle vs 28/days later zombies would not help?....damn...must...finish....helicopter. ..

[Unkn0wn]

I loved 28 days later!
28 weeks later was a pretty lame sequel though :/.

[Ciwawa]

my idea is the better right now... have a bullet for yourself always, no pain as if you will get eaten alive