TO: All active allied commanders
FROM: Commander Don E. Dark, 55th Infantry Battalion
DATE: May 16, 1944
SUBJECT: URGENT!
It is an unfortunate sequence of events that have lead us to be slowly getting pushed back to the beach head. We have suffered great company-wide losses and many brave and talented soldiers will not be going back home. It is for this reason that we must strike back at our enemy and double our efforts to keep this offensive going right to Berlin!
I am calling on all Airborne, Armour, and Infantry Commanders to stop holding back! Use all the deadly force you have!
I would like to personally issue a bounty on the following AXIS Commanders:
Schultzz (Panzer Division)
APEX (Waffenschutz Division)
Terralegion (Infanterie Division)
AmPm (Waffenschutz Division)
HighVelocity (Waffenschutz Division)
For every tank blown up belonging to one these sociopaths I will send one bottle of a rare french Collin Harris wine our boys found while sorting out some krauts. It appears to be from the future.
May the fight continue until there is no one left to kill!
