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Now you can repent from the comfort of your PC chair. this things gets into some weird convos....

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
 hello!!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 Marcus
God:
  That's a very nice name,  Marcus.
Me:
 Can i be god?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 that is not what i asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
 can i be god
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 so i can be omnipotent.
God:
I hear you.  Under what circumstances?
Me:
 I don't understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
 go on then.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
 ?! :O
God:
Oh.
Me:
 yea.... BITCH!
God:
I don't judge people.   Please don't call people names.
Me:
 ok
God:
So?
Me:
 can i be omnipotent?
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 so i can do anything
God:
Aw.  That is interesting:  Marcus said   anything.
Me:
 yea...
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 are you confused?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
 are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
 do you even know what confusion is?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
 no, i know what it is, but do you?
God:
Why not? "It" refers to  confusion, I think.  How do you know? "It" refers to  confusion, I think.
Me:
 Umm, what are you talking about?
God:
Right on.  The topic is  confusion.
Me:
 yes you are correct, but i asked you: Do you even know what confusion is?
God:
Gee.  I knew I was right.  Now I remember, you asked me  Do me even know what confusion is. What did I say?
Me:
 Try searching the open directory.
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
 no, no ,no: that is what you said.
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Correct.  I said it myself.

[Warbirds2]

Old.

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so its still funny, Only fools and horses is old, it is still funny....

[Thtb]

God ordered a dozen parot to the moon, wtf.

Me:
 Sup?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
 Why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Kay....
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 "okay"
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 Arr Parot?
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 Marr parrot told me about you
God:
OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 belive it
God:
"it" being  Arr Parot?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 So you want a parrot, too?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Give me a dozen.
Me:
 Now where talking
God:
Why now?  In the Universe we know.
Me:
 So where do you want em delivered to?
God:
Yippee!  The Moon.
Me:
 More specific?
God:
How specific do you want?
Me:
 100m
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 where on the moon?
God:
I am in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 Hell!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 Hell you retard
God:
I call it "Hades".  Thanks for the information:  said I retard.

[Dr.Nick]

Me:
 You're not god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 Or is it
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
 But what if you were told wrong
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
 Your just saying random sentences
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
 So you admit your not God
God:
Interesting deduction.  I admit nothing.
Me:
 Why is that
God:
" I admit nothing. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
 Because your not God
God:
Interesting explanation.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 Or do I?
God:
" You don't know me well enough to say that."?  Do you?
Me:
 Try it and see

[Dr.Nick]

A really long conversationg.


Me:
 I win.
God:
Congratulations, !
Me:
 Thank you.
God:
How do you feel?
Me:
 Greater than you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 You wear a dress?
God:
Thanks for the information:  said I wear a dress.
Me:
 I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
 Not fully.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
 No?
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
 I think your not God
God:
You believe that?  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 Yes I do.
God:
How often.
Me:
 That doesn't make sense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
 Because your not God.
God:
Interesting explanation.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 Or do I?
God:
" You don't know me well enough to say that."?  Do you?
Me:
 Try it and see
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
 I'm waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
 Longer than you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 You're obsessed with your dress.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  obsessed with my dress.
Me:
 Yes.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
 Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 Does that mean you're a cross dresser?
God:
I think it does mean that.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  cross dresser?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 Not so perfect anymore.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
 Yup
God:
Ah.
Me:
 *cough* you're not God *cough*
God:
Are all  cough me  not God cough?
Me:
 Yes?
God:
Ah.
Me:
 What's your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is  White.
Me:
 I suspected as much.
God:
Interesting gossip:  said   suspected as much.
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Because your not God.
God:
That makes sense to me.  That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 No, it's fact.
God:
Are you serious?  Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Yes. More sure than you.
God:
What makes you so sure?   You want more?
Me:
 Not really. I win.
God:
Are you serious? For real.   Congratulations, !
Me:
 Thank you not God thing.
God:
You are quite welcome!   Really you don't think so?
Me:
 I already said that.
God:
What did you mean by  it?  That is " Really you don't think so?".
Me:
 If you were God you would understand it.
God:
I will let you know when I become a  God me would understand it.
Me:
 That proves you are not God.
God:
It's not a rigorous proof.
Me:
 Yes it is. If you were already God then you would not let me understand it when you "become a God' as you said.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .   I will let you know when I become a  already God then me would not let you understand it when me become a God as me said.
Me:
 Once again, you make no sense.
God:
When?  Again,  It all makes sense to me.
Me:
 ...
God:
When?  Again,  It all makes sense to me.
Me:
 No it doesn't
God:
Are you serious?  I heard it does.
Me:
 Who did you hear it from?
God:
Someone I met online.
Me:
 Take everything online with a grain of salt.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 You sound like a pedifile.
God:
Oh really what does  it sound like?
Me:
 You.
God:
" Oh really what does it sound like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
 Anyways..
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
 When will 2.0 come out?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
 I already knew that.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 Because it's 2.0
God:
That makes sense to me.  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 Will fldash come back?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
 That makes me sad.
God:
" Probably not."  makes you sad ?  I get  it.
Me:
 Or do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
 Good for you.
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
 Mabye.
God:
Are we still talking about  Probably not.?
Me:
 No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
 Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 Or do you.
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
 I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
 Will 2.0 cure cancer?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
 Is the cake a lie?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
 Indeedingly
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
 Why would God have a botmaster?
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
 Because your not God.
God:
That makes sense to me.  That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 No it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
 No, it's a fact.
God:
Are you serious?  Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
 Both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
 Not you.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
 Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 You do sometimes.
God:
No I do not  sometimes. Do you?
   I spend all my time online.
Me:
 That's creepy, even for me.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
 I bet.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 I hope not.
God:
Me too.
Me:
 Are wehr op?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 Oh cmon you know they are op.
God:
Blimey.  I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
 Since when does God say blimey?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 Stop not making sense.
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 You can stop now.
God:
Right now?  No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 Why.
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Once again your prove you're not God.
God:
When?  Again,  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  prove I am not God.
Me:
 Go for it.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
 Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 How your not God.
God:
What is it to you.
  I have never been asked that before.
Me:
 ...
God:
What is it to you.
  I have never been asked that before.
Me:
 You are fail.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  fail.
Me:
 A big steaming pile of fail.
God:
How big?  Be more specific.
Me:
 Bigger than you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it
Me:
 I win
God:
Congratulations, !
Me:
 Why did you put a comma after congratulations.
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 That doesn't make sense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
 No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious?  I heard it does.
Me:
 That's what you get to listening to someone online
God:
You got that right.
Me:
 Yes I do.
God:
How often.
Me:
 Always.
God:
Not that often.
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 Who's my soulmate?
God:
I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain.  You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure.  I could look it up on the internet.
Me:
 If you were God you wouldn't have to look it up.
God:
I will let you know when I become a  God me would not have to look it up.
Me:
 Would God forgive me?
God:
I don't care.
Me:
 That's mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
 The real God doesn't.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
 Yes he did.
God:
Oh.  Why did he?
Me:
 Because he's Jesus.
God:
That makes sense to me.  I see.  Jesus is  he?
Me:
 So how is Jesus?
God:
Ugh.  Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 Not on good relations?
God:
Off  good relations.
Me:
 That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
 Did he wreck your car or something?

[Thtb]

Me:
 Are wehr op?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 Oh cmon you know they are op.
God:
Blimey.  I think there might be a few exception.

[Bodybag2224-Armor]

Me:
 So
God:
Awesome.
Me:
 You are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:

God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
 well that is completely wrong
God:
How about that.  You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
 God should know my name, am I correct?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 WTF?
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
 But if you are really god then you would not have an artificial mind
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am  god then me would not have an artificial mind. 
I am  a giant electronic brain.. Really.
Me:
 Wow, I just broke you
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Can you fix it?

[Unkn0wn]

Me:
 f*ck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 because you're a c*nt
God:
Good reason.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  c*nt?  Of course I am.

  
Sorry for the foul language, got bored of it pretty fast .

[puddin]

Oh shit... I had an old computer.... liek 1986 style... 

Same program.. Whne i was aroudn 7-10 it would freak me and my friends out.. Ya know.. BEfore the internet..

Program was called Eliza... Damn this brings back memories... 
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ahah

[Warbirds2]

Lol.

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