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Unkn0wn
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Posts: 18379
RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 07:31:29 am »
Today we mourn the loss of Timmy, an American sniper who has fought bravely for 16 battles, racking up an average of 30 kills per battle. Timmy was killed caught off-guard, celebrating yet another victory over the vile axis forces. His comrades have succesfully avenged him and new young men are enlisting, inspired by his story.
Picture taken shortly before his last battle, his last 15 kills and his death.
It is estimated that Timmy has killed nearly 500 german soldiers in his short, but memorable, carreer.
Rest in Piece!
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Draken
Chess master
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Posts: 1850
Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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Reply #1 on:
March 01, 2009, 07:34:38 am »
Finally!
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Unkn0wn
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Posts: 18379
Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 07:36:38 am »
Ima get a new one just for you Draken
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sgMisten
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Posts: 778
Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 07:56:09 am »
You overworked the poor bugger, he didn't get enough sleep and got killed
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Killer344
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Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 08:00:00 am »
how? I lost mine with 450xp a few days ago to a "hetzer".
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Quote from: brn4meplz on April 18, 2013, 01:23:05 am
If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
Smokaz
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Posts: 11418
Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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Reply #5 on:
March 01, 2009, 08:09:50 am »
Hetzers are nothing, maaaaan. I lost my sniper to a
"Pretzel"
- The axis of evil has many faces and names
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Sixpack
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Posts: 185
Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 08:56:55 am »
Quote from: Killer344 on March 01, 2009, 08:00:00 am
how? I lost mine with 450xp a few days ago to a "hetzer".
He died to stormtroopers suddenly decloaking next to him and opening up (was running uncloaked to realocate fast).
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Mysthalin_Axis
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Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 02:51:17 pm »
Unknown, 371 exp, with grens giving 2 exp, volks giving 1. Weapon crews, if not mistaken, give 1.5 exp.
There's no way he could have gone near 500 kills, 371 at best, if all you did was shoot vanilla PGs, volks, and pios.
So yeah ^^.
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Baine
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Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 02:53:55 pm »
Quote from: Mysthalin_Axis on March 01, 2009, 02:51:17 pm
Unknown, 371 exp, with grens giving 2 exp, volks giving 1. Weapon crews, if not mistaken, give 1.5 exp.
There's no way he could have gone near 500 kills, 371 at best, if all you did was shoot vanilla PGs, volks, and pios.
So yeah ^^.
That's all just Propaganda, i knew it!
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Nevyen
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Posts: 2365
Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 03:01:07 pm »
My sources suggest that timmy had grown fat on belgian waffles and beer and thus died of a heart attack when the stromtrooper appeared.
Witness's say that it was like watching a whale in its final deaththrows and that upon searching the ground in the local area, evidence of binge eating and syrup where found.
Yet another american hero goes the same way as elvis when will they learn.
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AmPM
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Posts: 7978
Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 03:13:12 pm »
The United States has released a statement;
"The waffles have been found, and put in custody, they will be shipped back to the United States for questioning and possible consumption. Timmy was a young man with his whole life ahead of him, a pinnacle of virtue and bravery brought low by a delicious breakfast treat. Waffles will no longer be known as waffles, we shall call them Freedom Cakes to remember what Timmy stood for."
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scrapking
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Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 03:16:08 pm »
As opposed to Crocodile Dundee and Mel Gibson, I'll take Elvis.
Thaaaaaank you very much.
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brn4meplz
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Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 09:17:24 pm »
What do two living people have to do with elvis dying?
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Quote from: Unkn0wn on July 31, 2012, 03:50:15 am
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Quote from: Bear on June 19, 2013, 01:24:59 pm
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tippy456
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Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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Reply #13 on:
March 01, 2009, 09:32:51 pm »
lol every letter in elvis spells lives kinda funny isnt it
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scrapking
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Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 01, 2009, 09:33:55 pm »
Quote from: brn4meplz on March 01, 2009, 09:17:24 pm
What do two living people have to do with elvis dying?
Think harder.
Or at all.
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GenSturm
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Posts: 90
Re: RIP Timmy, an American Hero
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March 02, 2009, 12:38:49 am »
Hans, Herman and Stephan - vet 3 Flak88 crew died to Canadians. "They are savage!" - said afterwards Platoon leader.
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