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Author Topic: Warning: Do not play with Muller if fun and/or winning is something you like.  (Read 3289 times)
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Latios418 Offline
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« on: May 29, 2009, 07:40:26 am »

Now, I normally don't call out people like this, but this was so ridiculously stupid I felt the need to warn people.

Muller is an absolutely terrible teammate. Not his skills, perse. But I just played a game with him, and it consisted of:

-Him telling me I sucked a lot, despite doing better than him
-Him playing far too offensively and suiciding all his units (to the point where I saw a rifle squad with a captured LMG rush a full health Armoured Car and stay til they died) while calling me a noob for not doing the same thing.
-Him giving orders and yelling at me for not doing exactly what he wanted, when he wanted
-Him refusing to repair my engine damage 80% hp (hit by treadbreaker) Sherman because 'it will take too long' despite him having engineers right by it with neither the engineers nor the Sherman doing anything atm, but later on repairing his Pershing at 10% hp
-Him suiciding his pershing into a pak + panther + shrek with AC, mortar, etc support, then blaming the loss of his Pershing on me, calling me a noob in alltalk, and then leaving the game despite the fact we were winning in both territory and attrition.

So, if you play with him, expect to be bossed around, called a noob, and to have your teammate drop when he does something stupid. I would definitely avoid him.
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 07:43:13 am »

This cant be the true muller, how dare someone disgrace his name like this.
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Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 07:44:09 am »

Muller could never do this!
Not MULLER! :O
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 07:44:43 am »

This must be fake muller, the real muller would never throw himself at the enemy. The real muller lets the enemy come to him.
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Latios418 Offline
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 07:52:01 am »

So I take it there is a respectable Muller out there somewhere, that makes it a bit harder to avoid the unrespectable one without screwing over the respectable one :[
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 07:54:24 am »

Real Muller is Missing in Action.

Myst dont act like you know muller gtfo kthxbye.
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 07:55:30 am »

Someone finally tell me who tha guys is!
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Bubz Offline
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 08:01:36 am »

I played an embarrassing game with the fake Muller, it was worse than getting an army of goliaths and killing your teammate callins.
He claimed it was my fault he lost his calliope and pershing too.
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Latios418 Offline
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 08:11:38 am »

oh wow, he managed to lose both his pershing and calliope in the same game?
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Lai Offline
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 08:23:51 am »

wtf is Muller??? Been wondering that for some time.
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Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 08:29:33 am »

Muller is a legend, but clearly someone has been abusing his name. What a shame.
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2009, 11:26:09 am »

wtf is Muller??? Been wondering that for some time.

+1.
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Mgallun74 Offline
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 11:33:19 am »

sounds like Pak or AmPm to me... lol.
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