Ununoctium
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« on: August 26, 2009, 08:34:00 am » |
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My vet 3 BAR riflemen died to 3 man pg 0 xp squad close range both in yellow cover.
Screw you probability engine!!!!
Anybody else have any similar rants?
5% bug escapes?
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 My tigers get penetrated by everything. Its really really frustrating.
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Killer344
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 08:39:13 am » |
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I liek bananas.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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| WinIsOp
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 08:41:21 am » |
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while we are making pointless threads, can we fix the no mans land t4 for SE, apparently the mines appear in the craters it leaves...meaning its really bloody obvious where they are...wouldn't it be better to use the butter fly bomb ability as a base and just change the mine type and area of affect of the ability. making it very defensive...but extremely useful too? also..while im here, is the roadblock t1 for pe SE any good? looks cool but i want the hummel too  ... |
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sgMisten
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2009, 08:42:46 am » |
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My vet 3 BAR riflemen died to 3 man pg 0 xp squad close range both in yellow cover.
Screw you probability engine!!!!
Anybody else have any similar rants?
5% bug escapes?
Context, context. If you had 1 vet 3 BAR rifleman left in the squad with 2 hp against a 3 man pg 0 xp squad... |
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Killer344
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2009, 08:43:38 am » |
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while we are making pointless threads, can we fix the no mans land t4 for SE, apparently the mines appear in the craters it leaves...meaning its really bloody obvious where they are...
The devs are already aware of that, and roadblocks are quite powerfull, nothing can crush them. |
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| Ununoctium
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2009, 08:55:49 am » |
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while we are making pointless threads, can we fix the no mans land t4 for SE, apparently the mines appear in the craters it leaves...meaning its really bloody obvious where they are...
The devs are already aware of that, and roadblocks are quite powerfull, nothing can crush them. roadblocks 2nd best T1 after blitzKrieg. Free blocking on all your units. |
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| Leafedge
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2009, 08:57:59 am » |
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In the old EiR, my vet 2 allied sniper (thus 56% or so harder to hit), misses a decloaked PaK gun and before he is able to recloak, the third guy on the Pak crew takes out his luger and headshots the full health sniper at about 40 range. It was a nearly vet 3 sniper, but I still cracked up it was so ludicrous a fluke of chance.
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Draken
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2009, 10:13:12 am » |
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5 hp bug is the thing that we always think is against us and happens only to our enemy.
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| Ununoctium
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2009, 10:41:30 am » |
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5 hp bug is the thing that we always think is against us and happens only to our enemy.
Ironically if I gave you a replay pack its quite true. Never happens to me but always to the axis officers and PAK guns. |
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RikiRude
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2009, 11:22:39 am » |
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yesterday watched a stug get away at 5% health having piat sappers and a churchill chasing it after reading about how weak and useless stugs are (the stug killed the kangaroo, brought the churchhill to about 60% health, and got the sappers to about 75% health. 1 vet 0 stug. That thing should of been toast before the roo was dead. So I don't know if this says something good about the stug, or something bad about all the churchhill rounds that bounced off!
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2009, 12:09:05 pm » |
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My vet 3 BAR riflemen died to 3 man pg 0 xp squad close range both in yellow cover.
2 BARs is equal to 3 garands in terms of firepower against PzGrens. So, basically, instead of 5 garands and a carbine, you fielded 6 garands and a carbine. Congratulations on finding out the BAR fails againts PzGrens - the hard way. |
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| crimsonrabbit
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2009, 12:45:21 pm » |
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its just how it is.
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2009, 01:27:11 pm » |
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I dropped a precision strike about 15m away from where I intended because I was clumsy, and instead of avoiding it, the Vet3 airborne decided to retire, crossing through the smoke. This one actually has nothing to do with the Relic engine's probability, but my single howi shell killed 5 vet 3 airborne because of a tactical mistake. That's a snowball's chance in hell if I ever saw it.
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TOV units = intentionally OP marketing gimmicks
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| mapleleafsnation
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2009, 02:58:00 pm » |
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yesterday watched a stug get away at 5% health having piat sappers and a churchill chasing it after reading about how weak and useless stugs are (the stug killed the kangaroo, brought the churchhill to about 60% health, and got the sappers to about 75% health. 1 vet 0 stug. That thing should of been toast before the roo was dead. So I don't know if this says something good about the stug, or something bad about all the churchhill rounds that bounced off!
The churchill shooting on the front of the stug probably didn't help the cause, and I think the piats were mostly missing because the stug was backing away and so the rounds always fell slightly short. But my call in still won the call in battle!  |
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Malevolence
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2009, 06:04:26 pm » |
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My vet 3 BAR riflemen died to 3 man pg 0 xp squad close range both in yellow cover.
Screw you probability engine!!!!
Anybody else have any similar rants?
5% bug escapes?
My vet 2 PaK died to a one in fourteen thousand chance in an AT gun fight. |
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Akranadas' Greatest Hits, Volume 1: Vet has nothing to do with unit preformance. We are serious about enforcing this, and I am sure you all want to be able to have your balance thought considered by the development team with some biased, sensationalist coming into your thread and ruining it. |
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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2009, 07:01:04 pm » |
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My vet 3 BAR riflemen died to 3 man pg 0 xp squad close range both in yellow cover.
Screw you probability engine!!!!
Anybody else have any similar rants?
5% bug escapes?
My vet 2 PaK died to a one in fourteen thousand chance in an AT gun fight. I wish I had that luck for the mega millions drawing this weekend mal! |
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DISASTER AVERTED... IM A MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS! You have DasNoob who uses the mod as COHTV
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Malevolence
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2009, 08:31:51 pm » |
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According to the lottery I would've won 5,000 dollars from my state if that chance had occured then.
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| Mr.Gunny
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2009, 10:40:14 pm » |
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A few days back I had a vet 1 panther at 5% survive 6 M18 hits with only main gun destroyed. I then microed it back into two Tankbuster squads which raped the M18s, allowed the panther to repair, survive the game, and get to vet 2 by the end. =)
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gamesguy2
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2009, 12:58:45 am » |
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I killed a KT with a pineapple nade once.
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bbsmith
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2009, 01:52:21 am » |
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I killed a Pershing with a bike once.
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prove it and you'll win
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