Jinker
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« on: September 12, 2009, 10:24:32 pm » |
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Post the best excuses people have given you, when you know they are just doing the good old EIRR two-step!! (don't forget to give credit where credit is due)
J*****: I'm AFK
V*******: I have school
V*******: I have to study
G*****: 'batin
C******: <incoherent jibberish about illegal substances>
Edit: for uber anonymity
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« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 11:28:07 pm by Jinker »
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Killer344
The Inquisitor
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2009, 10:33:06 pm » |
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---My girlfriend/boyfriend just arrived, cya later.
---*I close the launcher right when you join so you believe I'm afk*
---waaaaaaaaaa, stackers!
---I don't play against gimmicks.
---I'm too tired atm for a hard game.
It would be better to keep it anonymous tbh.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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| velo78
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2009, 11:33:05 pm » |
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c: Im cutting my self
L: I cant reach join game button.....its to far....
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« Last Edit: September 13, 2009, 12:01:26 am by velo78 »
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Smokaz
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2009, 11:36:33 pm » |
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"I dont like the name of your teammate"
"Your team is too stacked, on the other hand we play together because we are friends"
"brb"
"Oh sorry I was afk"
"I only play 3v3s"
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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| CrazyWR
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2009, 11:52:53 pm » |
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I won't play this 4v4 because even though my whole team is lvl 8, you guys have a lvl1, so its not fair. Replace the lvl 1 with a lvl8 and we'll play.
and of course the ever-present gimmick excuse killer posted.
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« Last Edit: September 13, 2009, 12:22:54 am by CrazyWR »
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1. New tactics? it's like JAWS, first one in the water dies
RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
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Computer991
Donator
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2009, 11:53:51 pm » |
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Computer991: I'm going to go take a dump.(Never comes back)
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Akranadas
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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 12:03:18 am » |
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Me: "I'm not playing you, because I hate you"
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RikiRude
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 12:13:30 am » |
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"I dont like the name of your teammate"
"Your team is too stacked, on the other hand we play together because we are friends"
haha! The only one I've gotten is, "You just kicked my ass 3 games in a row, I'm not playing you again" |
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 Killer344: "Repent: sory no joke i just had savage diorea" ... or a fat ass cock sucking churchill being stupid |
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| velo78
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 12:17:54 am » |
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I have diarrhea!
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| pqumsieh
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2009, 12:23:55 am » |
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crimson: Im not playing with PQ because he has a vagina; lawl at him, vagina envy ftw?
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Common sense is not so common after all.
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| DasNoob
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2009, 12:28:58 am » |
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I won't play this 4v4 because even though my whole team is lvl 8, you guys have a lvl1, so its not fair. Replace the lvl 1 with a lvl8 and we'll play.
and of course the ever-present gimmick excuse killer posted.
HAHAHAAHAH I know exactly who you are talking about on that one. Also, same person... "AH man I've got school soon." |
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DISASTER AVERTED... IM A MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS! You have DasNoob who uses the mod as COHTV
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Demon767
Warmap Betatester
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2009, 12:37:33 am » |
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after making a 4v4 and experience axis joined
USArmyElite1 - its late im going to bed
USArmyElite2 - me to
USArmyElite3 - me to
USArmyElite4 - me to
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 Generalleutnant of The Reichs Wolves  Nevergetsputonlistguy767 |
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RikiRude
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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2009, 12:54:41 am » |
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after making a 4v4 and experience axis joined
USArmyElite1 - its late im going to bed
USArmyElite2 - me to
USArmyElite3 - me to
USArmyElite4 - me to
It was ROFL. Right when things were about to get started. |
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| DasNoob
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2009, 01:09:12 am » |
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1 = cannonball 2= brethren1/goodheavens 3= SnoOprage 4= BobSmith 5= G0sub Couple of new guys, couple of old smurfs  |
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| CrazyWR
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« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2009, 02:51:05 am » |
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ha. Those guys are supposed to be good(except snoop, i dunno him, unless he's fashionpolice's AT partner), dunno how I managed to beat them with 2 bogus blitz companies...
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Baine
Steven Spielberg
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« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2009, 02:55:01 am » |
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Someone just turned up at my house, cya!
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Draken
Chess master
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« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2009, 04:12:59 am » |
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"My mom want's on my PC"
"I don't play against you" - guess who says that
"Oh it's to late I need a break"
"Dinner, brb" (and never comes back)
And one of the best I have heard
"I have to go with my dogs outside"
"It's storm here electricity can go down anytime, sry"
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| CrazyWR
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« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2009, 04:14:49 am » |
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Ya, Belgian storms are insane apparently.
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bbsmith
The Brain and Muscle
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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2009, 04:16:48 am » |
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Ya, Belgian storms are insane apparently.
But Belgium doesn't exist  |
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prove it and you'll win
I win.
k u win.
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Unkn0wn
No longer retired
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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2009, 04:17:07 am » |
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I did lose electricity FYI  I have absolutely no reason to 'dodge' games. |
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