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Author Topic: Funniest thing a person in EIR has said  (Read 25105 times)
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versusversace Offline
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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2009, 02:31:36 am »

computer is seriously the king of quotes Smiley

« Last Edit: December 08, 2009, 02:36:31 am by versusversace » Logged
shockcoil Offline
griefer & spammer
EIR Veteran
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« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2009, 04:12:57 am »

Bring back the page of computer quotes!
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Tymathee Offline
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« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2009, 05:52:46 am »

Mods always ruining threads.

that siggy is mesmerizing and not in a good way, more in a wtf way
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"

Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2009, 11:17:06 am »

Everything Muller ever said.

you cant speak of muller.

and listening to puddin whine when shenanigans is in the same channel. LAWL.
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DERDBERT
Like Jesus, Keeps died for us

He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
Malevolence Offline
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« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2009, 01:14:08 pm »

"Two sucks"

It's funny 'cause it's true.
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Akranadas' Greatest Hits, Volume 1:

Quote from: Akranadas
Vet has nothing to do with unit preformance.

Quote from: Akranadas
We are serious about enforcing this, and I am sure you all want to be able to have your balance thought considered by the development team with some biased, sensationalist coming into your thread and ruining it.
thaelmann Offline
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« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2009, 02:49:44 pm »

i'll go for the strange squeaky noise smokaz broadcasts on xfire
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Demon767 Offline
Warmap Betatester
EIR Veteran
Posts: 6190



« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2009, 03:12:14 pm »

hey whyd you lose smokaz "My dam teammate did nothing so i gave up halfway"

What happened smokaz "my teammate had stupid call ins"

we're disappointed smokaz what happened out there "My teammates suck they just blob everywhere"

Wittman :maybe its just you.
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Generalleutnant of The Reichs Wolves

Nevergetsputonlistguy767
Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2009, 03:19:06 pm »

"You can't ban me"
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
Lai Offline
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« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2009, 06:41:03 pm »

"What happened to my StuG?"
by APEX
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RikiRude Offline
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« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2009, 01:50:14 am »

"i got up from the toilet to check on the game then went back, what happened?"
-fallensoldier
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Quote from: Killer344
Killer344: "Repent: sory no joke i just had savage diorea"
... or a fat ass cock sucking churchill being stupid
Sach Offline
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Posts: 1211


« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2009, 06:14:21 am »

'Sorry, my mum came round and I was playing one handed' O.o
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Sach Wins! Cheesy

Would people please stop killing my AVREs. Not cool.
EIRRMod Offline
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« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2009, 02:50:19 am »

'Sorry, my mum came round and I was playing one handed' O.o
Just....
No.

Classic!
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
Quote from: tank130
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Quote from: tank130
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
Tymathee Offline
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« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2009, 04:53:10 am »

'Sorry, my mum came round and I was playing one handed' O.o

i lol'd....
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Heartmann Offline
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« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2009, 03:24:03 pm »

Player - "I dont need inf, i got M7"
Me - "But if you lose al the time mabyt you should change tactics?"
Player - " Dont ahve to i got M7"
PonySlaystation - "But this is a team game, got to do team work."
Player - " Dont need team work got M7"
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............

- I've heard of being an animal in bed but...

- The phallic principle of the Navy Wink
deadbolt Offline
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EIR Veteran
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« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2009, 03:30:47 pm »

remind which unit the 'm7' was again xD
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Eternal Offline
EIR Veteran
Posts: 70


« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2009, 03:40:46 pm »

Someone once had this as a sig. Cant remember the names though:

Player 1: "How many useless king-of-the-hill, the-guy-below-me etc. threads do we need?"

Player 2: "Atleast they're not as useless as the balance forums"

Player 1: "Touché"


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3rdCondor Offline
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« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2009, 10:20:20 pm »

Hey Condor where r u from? - MysthalinTLS
Not Lithuania - FLightoflCarcus
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
My beautiful black pussy won
velocity78 Offline
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Posts: 190



« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2009, 09:04:00 am »

remind which unit the 'm7' was again xD

Thats a priest
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3rdCondor- just hand out reward points and ppl will shut up 
tank130-How about people shut up and we hand out reward points... just a thought

Velocity, why you no let us do public lynching? Sad
Smurf has a serious fucking problem..
Heartmann Offline
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« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2009, 10:25:05 pm »

remind which unit the 'm7' was again xD

Thats a priest

Roflol!
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3rdCondor Offline
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« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2010, 09:30:08 pm »

Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How?

Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish
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