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[3rdCondor]

Smokaz talking about how buttsex is not natural.
Need I say more?

[EIRRMod]

Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How?

Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish

truth be told,saddest day of my life.

Who the fuck needs WORDS?

Just point to each of them, then thrust your pelvis a few times.

Works for me!

[Jinker]

After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.



Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor...

[Sach]

Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How?

Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish

truth be told,saddest day of my life.

Who the fuck needs WORDS?

Just point to each of them, then thrust your pelvis a few times.

Works for me!

Mrs Lucifer is a lucky lady.

[velocity78]

After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.



Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor...

First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me

[CafeMilani]

After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.



Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor...

First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me

lamso, nobody cares 

[3rdCondor]

Hey Lionel is there a way that you can set up so you can bang that princess bitch in Dragon Age?

- Jodomar

[3rdCondor]

SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla
SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla

[Computer991]

Mrs Lucifer is a lucky lady.

Yes i am.

[3rdCondor]

m00nman: make it a 3v3 motha fucka
Jinker: and who the fuck are you?
m00nman: I'm m00nman biotch
cannibus: lmao

[thaelmann]

gf?? what that

[lionel23]

After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.



Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor...

First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me

Priceless.... 

[velocity78]

m00nman: make it a 3v3 motha fucka
Jinker: and who the fuck are you?
m00nman: I'm m00nman biotch
cannibus: lmao

I loled

[winisez]

New guy joins vent channel:
Apex joins vent channel:

Apex "Hey umm you wanna 1v1?"
New guy " Sure!"

20mins later

Apex "man you killed my vet 3 panther "


Guess who the new guy  was  

New guy logs on to EIR ( me)

Nevyen - Ill give you a 1v1 to show you how the game works

Me- sure ( proceeds to get instructions on how to play and such)

Nev- Ok so you got to bring on some stuff now

Me- is that a king tiger......?

[Unkn0wn]

Be glad it was nev and not Apex :p

[rifle87654]

SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla
SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla

What are hollas and dollas?
Spanish for hull and doll?
So I think the meaning behind the quote is:
Soulja's hopes 3rd's atg to only hit the hull of his tank,
if the shell is about to blow Soulja's tank up like a doll.
Why would he say that?

[Baine]

Rofl.

[deadbolt]

SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla
SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla

What are hollas and dollas?
Spanish for hull and doll?
So I think the meaning behind the quote is:
Soulja's hopes 3rd's atg to only hit the hull of his tank,
if the shell is about to blow Soulja's tank up like a doll.
Why would he say that?

you cant be serious- u must be a troll.

[EliteGren]

ROFL

[Demon767]

HAHAHA Rifle owns the best furom member of the year award