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3rdCondor Offline
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« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2010, 11:04:01 pm »

Smokaz talking about how buttsex is not natural.
Need I say more?
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
My beautiful black pussy won
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« Reply #61 on: January 24, 2010, 01:55:07 am »


Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How?

Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish
truth be told,saddest day of my life.
Who the fuck needs WORDS?

Just point to each of them, then thrust your pelvis a few times.

Works for me!
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Quote from: brn4meplz
Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
Quote from: tank130
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Quote from: tank130
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
Jinker Offline
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« Reply #62 on: January 24, 2010, 05:04:21 am »

After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.



Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor...
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Sach Offline
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« Reply #63 on: January 24, 2010, 06:39:13 am »


Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How?

Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish
truth be told,saddest day of my life.
Who the fuck needs WORDS?

Just point to each of them, then thrust your pelvis a few times.

Works for me!

Mrs Lucifer is a lucky lady.
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Sach Wins! Cheesy

Would people please stop killing my AVREs. Not cool.
velocity78 Offline
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« Reply #64 on: January 24, 2010, 11:45:25 am »

After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.



Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor...



First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me
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3rdCondor- just hand out reward points and ppl will shut up 
tank130-How about people shut up and we hand out reward points... just a thought

Velocity, why you no let us do public lynching? Sad
Smurf has a serious fucking problem..
CafeMilani Offline
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« Reply #65 on: January 24, 2010, 01:35:57 pm »

After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.



Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor...



First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me

lamso, nobody cares  Cheesy
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« Reply #66 on: January 24, 2010, 09:25:11 pm »

Hey Lionel is there a way that you can set up so you can bang that princess bitch in Dragon Age?

- Jodomar
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« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2010, 03:24:35 pm »

SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla
SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla
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Computer991 Offline
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« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2010, 06:12:25 pm »


Mrs Lucifer is a lucky lady.

Yes i am. Grin
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« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2010, 06:29:54 pm »

m00nman: make it a 3v3 motha fucka
Jinker: and who the fuck are you?
m00nman: I'm m00nman biotch
cannibus: lmao
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thaelmann Offline
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« Reply #70 on: June 02, 2010, 04:50:36 pm »

Quote from: zarkolalos
gf?? what that
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lionel23 Offline
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« Reply #71 on: June 02, 2010, 05:59:14 pm »

After moving in on a OBM vet 3 pershing that had come back from near death several times with a regular puma, CrazyWR: Lol that puma can't penetrate my pershing! (puma then blocks pershing for the P4 and Panther that were coming behind it) *dead*.



Velocity, I believe I said: fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Why was I pissed? lionel was begging for people to play late one night, so I went around and got a team to play against him. They had clearly lost the game against us, and my poor #1 stug was retreating after several vet hunt attempts already... Last time I do anyone a favor...



First off, we won that game, and second I didnt vet hunt your stug that was lionel. Idk why your getting mad at me

Priceless....  Grin
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Congratulations, dear sir...I must say, never before have I seen such precise gunnery displayed. - CrazyWR (on Leaderboard Howitzers)

velocity78 Offline
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« Reply #72 on: June 02, 2010, 06:04:21 pm »

m00nman: make it a 3v3 motha fucka
Jinker: and who the fuck are you?
m00nman: I'm m00nman biotch
cannibus: lmao

I loled
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winisez Offline
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« Reply #73 on: June 02, 2010, 11:30:44 pm »

New guy joins vent channel:
Apex joins vent channel:

Apex "Hey umm you wanna 1v1?"
New guy " Sure!"

20mins later

Apex "man you killed my vet 3 panther "


Guess who the new guy  was Tongue 


New guy logs on to EIR ( me)

Nevyen - Ill give you a 1v1 to show you how the game works

Me- sure ( proceeds to get instructions on how to play and such)

Nev- Ok so you got to bring on some stuff now

Me- is that a king tiger......?

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« Reply #74 on: June 03, 2010, 04:13:00 am »

Be glad it was nev and not Apex :p
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rifle87654 Offline
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« Reply #75 on: June 03, 2010, 04:24:44 am »

SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla
SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla
What are hollas and dollas?
Spanish for hull and doll?
So I think the meaning behind the quote is:
Soulja's hopes 3rd's atg to only hit the hull of his tank,
if the shell is about to blow Soulja's tank up like a doll.
Why would he say that?
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Does he have a problem?
Anyway he's hilarious.
Baine Offline
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« Reply #76 on: June 03, 2010, 04:25:28 am »

Rofl.
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #77 on: June 03, 2010, 05:07:15 am »

SouljaSlim: 3rd Condor pls only holla
SouljaSlin: if its about a dolla
What are hollas and dollas?
Spanish for hull and doll?
So I think the meaning behind the quote is:
Soulja's hopes 3rd's atg to only hit the hull of his tank,
if the shell is about to blow Soulja's tank up like a doll.
Why would he say that?

you cant be serious- u must be a troll.
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DERDBERT
Like Jesus, Keeps died for us

He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #78 on: June 03, 2010, 06:35:58 am »

ROFL
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i prefer to no u
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #79 on: June 03, 2010, 06:40:59 am »

HAHAHA Rifle owns the best furom member of the year award  Cheesy
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