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« on: June 01, 2010, 02:48:46 pm » |
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This is not directed at any specific player although i just had a game like this.
The fucking point of this game is to fucking win. (thats how you get a better pad in heaven). This is a team game, not your personal vet nanny time. After a hugely succsessful push do not say "im almost out of units lets get off" then surrender because you are scared of what might happen. Ill tell you what might happen, you might fucking win. You cant win if you dont play till the end. Maybe you nancys arent used to winning, but dont despair, im here to tell you what it feels like: it feels like win, like sweet puss on your upper lip, like going balls deep in your gfs best friend, like being EIRRMod, like headbutting.
Some of the best games ive played ended up being won with a 1 man pio and a 2 man mortar team. Vet is for clowns. Win. Grow your dick. Be magnificent.
-Fail
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What, people flocking around to hijack a place on my balls on their ballride to victory and PEEPEES?
Im not pulling this out of my ass, you tinfoil hat prostitute. "Holy shit puddin, you just critted him in the face"-joseph54 |
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| jackmccrack
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 02:59:19 pm » |
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I bet you charge Riflemen into machine guns just to watch them die.
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Let's talk about PIATs in a car.
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Phil
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Phil's fkin batman!
Phil also owns the moon.
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 03:03:15 pm » |
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Be fabulous.
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Baine
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 03:03:51 pm » |
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Just kill all the enemies vet. People will get angry but they just don't understand that you are helping them.
Be efficient.
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Hicks58
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 03:05:57 pm » |
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Be efficient. Be polite. And have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Wait a minute... |
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
At the end of the day, however, stormtroopers finally got the anal invasion with a cactus they have richly deserved for years.
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| badmorning01
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 03:08:15 pm » |
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This is not directed at any specific player although i just had a game like this.
The fucking point of this game is to fucking win. (thats how you get a better pad in heaven). This is a team game, not your personal vet nanny time. After a hugely succsessful push do not say "im almost out of units lets get off" then surrender because you are scared of what might happen. Ill tell you what might happen, you might fucking win. You cant win if you dont play till the end. Maybe you nancys arent used to winning, but dont despair, im here to tell you what it feels like: it feels like win, like sweet puss on your upper lip, like going balls deep in your gfs best friend, like being EIRRMod, like headbutting.
Some of the best games ive played ended up being won with a 1 man pio and a 2 man mortar team. Vet is for clowns. Win. Grow your dick. Be magnificent.
-Fail
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BIG MOTHERFUCKER
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deadbolt
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 03:43:35 pm » |
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you just compared winning at eirr with being balls deep in your gf's best mate, thats classic lul.
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 DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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| NightRain
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2010, 03:47:17 pm » |
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But you might lose vet I wanna vetwhore and camp with a entire vet 3 army (including minesweepers, bikes/jeeps) and watch the enemy go rage and foam in Chat "VET H4X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!111 report...." when I blob the vet together and just toss it at them and win
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Because a forum post should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.
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CafeMilani
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 03:59:04 pm » |
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i agree. all those fucking vetwhores out there who pussy out if it gets dangerous should gtfo and lwtgoagi (learn what the goal of a game is)
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Demon767
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 04:07:59 pm » |
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i agree. all those fucking vetwhores out there who pussy out if it gets dangerous should gtfo and lwtgoagi (learn what the goal of a game is)
you like pulling stupid stuff out of your ass eh |
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Unkn0wn
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2010, 04:12:06 pm » |
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you just compared winning at eirr with being balls deep in your gf's best mate, thats classic lul.
It has the same grind feel to it to be honest. |
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2010, 06:03:56 pm » |
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like headbutting.
FUCK YEAH |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2010, 06:05:02 pm » |
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you just compared winning at eirr with being balls deep in your gf's best mate, thats classic lul.
And? Is it not true? People keep coming back for more, just like they nail the gf's best mate dont they? |
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2010, 12:34:24 am » |
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Does playing EiRR get your girlfriend to break up with you in a fit of super duper mega rage?
Does going balls deep into her best friend?
;P.
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ImmanioEiR
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2010, 02:02:36 am » |
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I agree with the general sentiment. Priority list:
1) Win the current game.
2) Save own vet.
3) Kill enemy vet.
Losing vet to win the current game is always worth it.
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| Evilnrg
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« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2010, 02:40:37 am » |
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Priority list:
1) Win the current game.
2) Kill enemy vet
3) Save own vet
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| winisez
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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2010, 02:54:18 am » |
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Priority List
1) Have fun- if not just quit
2) win game
3) get more vet
4) doesn't exist.
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LCII^Bun-Bun
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2010, 03:26:56 am » |
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Priority list: 1. Kill enemy vet and save your own vet. 2. Have fun on Ventrilo, preferably stoned or drunken (or both!  ) 3. Drive your teammates nuts 4. Still pull some BS awesome h4x win out of your ass, even though half of your team is fucking about. 6. Lose epicly. 5. just normally win. |
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 Might not be MY Doctirine, but it's so damn close I'll TAKE IT! |
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nugnugx
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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2010, 04:15:19 am » |
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Priority list:
1.Get alot of money
2 Cheat on g/f with 10 different girls at same time
3. Dominate the world
4. End all wars , poverty, and introduce global money system where all people have basic money for food and shelter as a birthright
5. Chop my own balls off , fly to the moon and die
6 Profit
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| NightRain
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2010, 07:25:20 am » |
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1) Unlock Priest
2) Buy Priest
3) Buy Priest
4) Buy Priest
5) Kill all Sons of bitches known as: Vet mortar, Vet atgs, vet nebelwerfers, vet blobs, vet tanks, vet everything.
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