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Mister Schmidt Offline
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« on: July 11, 2010, 06:40:21 pm »

During 1944, a squad of highly trained experienced soldiers were on a patrol in enemy territory. These soldiers were special, because they held the most prestigious award The Third Reich could offer its soldiers - The Knights Cross.
Whilst travelling throught the open countryside, a loud shot rang out, and a bullet whizzed towards a member of the squad, namely Oberleutnant Kreunz. It hit him square in the face, passed through his skull, through his brain, and exploded out the other side, leaving half his face on the floor in the process. Now, for a normal soldier, this would be fatal. But not to Oberleutnant Kreunz. He was of course, a KCH, and as such had been in a few fights and had had some experience before. So, naturally, he shrugged off the wound and continued onwards, oblivious to the fact that his face was now utterly destroyed. He apprehended the perpetrator of his face, and gunned him down with his MP44 Sturmgewehr. The squad then continued onwards, commenting on how Kreunz new facial features really suited him.
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2010, 06:41:39 pm »

They had MP44's in 1942?
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Mister Schmidt Offline
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2010, 06:43:10 pm »

Not that I'm aware of.
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2010, 06:43:19 pm »

They had a squad of soldiers that all held the knights cross award?
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2010, 06:44:29 pm »

I thought they're for war propoganda purpose.
Sell war bonds.
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2010, 06:46:03 pm »

I thought they're for war propoganda purpose.
Sell war bonds.

Someone's been watching The Pacific Wink
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2010, 06:48:50 pm »

Its a ridiculous story,

A bullet hitting you square in the face, would take out all the most important functions of your brain, you would either be a vegetable instantly or die. People do survive gunshots to the head, but thats usually when the bullet goes through the back side of the brain.
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2010, 06:50:20 pm »

I'm just waiting for someone to understand what I'm trying to say with this story.
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2010, 06:53:20 pm »

Iron cross makes you super man?
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Mister Schmidt Offline
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2010, 06:54:23 pm »

I'll give you a clue.

This topic should be in the balance section.
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2010, 06:59:18 pm »

Oh that a Knights Cross Survived a Sniper shot, gotcha. Yeah thats because of the armour type
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2010, 07:13:25 pm »

He has armour on his face? And yes I know why. I'm just making a point.
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2010, 07:16:29 pm »

Could have made it more obious he was sniped, You make me think of a normal rifleman ambushed him.
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2010, 07:18:51 pm »

Want me to make another story?

Once upon a time a god decided to create an utter british company. This said company was lead by a fearsome and young lieutnant, named Will Rogers. As this company been deployed in german ground, they spotted severals lightly anti tanks guns. Unfortunately for them, they were already too far away. The heroic lieutnant then had an idea: He started to shout, and therefor everybody around him start to avoid bullets and run faster. On that time, an angry german sniper was utterly annoyed by the said lieutnant, and decided to blow his head off. As the high caliber bullet bounced off Will Rogers's head, he turned, slowly, after the one that dared aimed at him... He gaves orders, and after a mere seconds, the sniper was blown by piats, rifles grenades and counter-snipe shots.
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2010, 07:20:16 pm »

lol ur storiez fail man
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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2010, 07:21:35 pm »

lol ur storiez fail man


Mine or the one that started this thread?
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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2010, 07:31:13 pm »

So the whiners are making coded stories to covert there arguments now?


I keed, i keed. Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2010, 07:46:27 pm »

Buggered

a Tym story.

A Lone Tiger II, the Koneig, or King Tiger on its last legs after an encounter with several Sherman's and Bazookas pummeling it, its engine blown, tracks out commander killed, waited for engineer reinforcements to come back and repair it. Tt was about down to 5% of its armor and one hit by any type of anti tank weaponry would take it down, luckily it still had its 88mm gun.

A mile away, a wild M-10 appeared, the crew licked its chops sensing an easy kill, as the m-10 moves into range, the crew in the Tiger knew they were dead, with it's 8in gun, no way the m-10 wouldn't take them out but they were going to go down fighting! They swiveled the gun to point towards the m-10, the m10 crew fires "Plink!" no penetration, the Tiger crew fires, takes a good chunk out of the m-10 but it's still moving. The m-10 crew figures that he needs to go to the rear armor as they circle around, the stop and fire, always a penetrating hit with their huge gun "pink!" nothing, the tiger crew sees an opportunity, swivels and fires, m-10 down! For an hour, Ranger squads, a random Airborne and a grew Shremans all go down to the Heroic crew immobilized and smoking, taking several hit but not dying they're really feeling themselves, they're veterans now, they know they will be awarded with the Knight Cross when they get back but they first must defend their tank against all targets.

Later that day, a lone patrol comes by a squad of jeeps, they all look at the carnage and shake their heads, not being able to believe what's gone on, no one bothers to fire except one gunner, who angrily fires at the Tiger, knowing that nothing would happen but wanting to "get back" somehow, then "fwoom!" the Tiger II goes up in flames and explodes like it was hit with a bomb, the patrol looks around looking for a plane, another tank, maybe one of those experimental Pershing's but there's nothing except the lone jeep gunner who fired, as the Tiger burns one of the crew looks out and notices the name-tag on the gunners lapel John D... "and with my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!" he screams and falls onto the ruined hull of his Tiger...dead.

Cheesy
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"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"

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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2010, 11:12:53 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9Hqcsbgjao
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« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2010, 12:21:10 am »

Yeah, thats basically where i got the basis of my idea from lol and from saving private ryan where he was shooting his pistol and he blew up the tiger but it was really a plane, hence them looking around for one
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