brn4meplz
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« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2010, 09:45:28 am » |
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If your gonna go being scared of Spiders be scared of serious spiders.
Camel Spiders can run up to 16km/h and can get to 8 inches in size. Thats a Spider 2 Inches bugger then the World average for Penis size. They are also fairly aggressive.
I've woken up a few times in the bush and had a spider on me, I could believe they'd be seeking the relatively warm space of your mouth, but alot of common spiders shun humid climates so that'd be hard part.
People wake up all the time with Spider bites and stuff though while they sleep. a spider bit my friend eyelid while he was sleeping once. So they don't run from you when you're asleep
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom  |
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Smokaz
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« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2010, 11:13:56 am » |
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Burden of proof.. on Australias school system..Demon thinks facehuggers and tomatoes are both insects.. help a fellah out, donate a ticket to the Sydney Zoo?
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
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« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2010, 11:30:54 am » |
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Actually i wouldnt be surprised if they had Tomatoes in there.
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Tymathee
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« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2010, 01:01:09 pm » |
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 its sting can kill you its bite can kill you it can wrap you up and save you for later. Or one of these a Giant Hornet  except only the sting can kill you but unlike a Giant bee, it wont lose its stinger. |
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"
Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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3rdCondor
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« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2010, 03:33:18 pm » |
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that's fucking terrifying. Demon + 1 |
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
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Demon767
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« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2010, 06:36:22 pm » |
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 Australia.. home to the most poisonous creatures on earth. thats most terrifying that i can step out in my garage and be bitten by a red-belly black snake or red back spider.  Found in many australian homes, no matter where you live. though there not that scary since they are quite harmless  This thing can kill you.. and guess what.. found even in suburban towns close to suburban housing and specifically got cobbys outside my front door step that i havent been bothered getting rid of lololol |
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2010, 12:46:21 am » |
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Thank god none of those craps lives in Finland. Our worst fear is a tick and that should explain the dangerousness of things around here. One of the most poisonus being is a weak snake and feared bugger is the god damn tick.  Though, its no insect. It spreads illnesses, brain fever and some other |
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Because a forum post should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.
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Smokaz
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2010, 01:33:23 am » |
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I thought the most feared insect in finland was the sauna Whipper
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2010, 01:42:20 am » |
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I thought the most feared insect in finland was the sauna Whipper
The only thing you fear in sauna is a Finn you manage to piss off |
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Smokaz
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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2010, 01:44:59 am » |
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You just duck low, those drunk finnish people always do labour class swings
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2010, 06:50:22 am » |
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So Finland's chief export is gay angry man sex?
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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2010, 08:34:41 am » |
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So Finland's chief export is gay angry man sex?
Nope, not really. The only thing you gotta fear about sauna is...well ending behind it. Its an old Finnish saying: "Take 'em behind the sauna" (word to word translation). Its a reference to wars where people were taken behind buildings and were shot out there. |
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« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2010, 08:52:56 am » |
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well,somebody certanly does shoot something out behind sauna...lol
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3rdCondor
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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2010, 12:30:46 pm » |
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So Finland's chief export is gay angry man sex?
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Mister Schmidt
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« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2012, 03:06:50 pm » |
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I would fear a giant Nug!
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and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2012, 03:08:54 pm » |
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I would fear a giant Nug!
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Mister Schmidt
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« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2012, 03:09:56 pm » |
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You are Andre the Giant? :|
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« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2012, 03:10:44 pm » |
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2012, 06:44:47 pm » |
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Death Stalker scorpion.  |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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