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Heartmann Offline
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« Reply #1060 on: August 16, 2011, 10:55:24 am »

    President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.

    "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

    President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette is not a friendly, nice game."

    The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."

    He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of these women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.

    This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?"

    The African leader then said "One of them has AIDS." -fixed tbh ^^
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............

- I've heard of being an animal in bed but...

- The phallic principle of the Navy Wink
Baine Offline
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« Reply #1061 on: August 16, 2011, 11:51:18 am »

Yeah i expected an AIDS joke aswell. D:
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #1062 on: August 16, 2011, 01:36:18 pm »

nubs, chances of getting AIDS trough oral sex are pretty slim, cannibalism makes more sense lol.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
brn4meplz Offline
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« Reply #1063 on: August 16, 2011, 01:47:44 pm »

The joke could easily be changed to fit that.
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint

Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  Tongue

the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom Wink
Silver1Wolf2 Offline
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« Reply #1064 on: August 16, 2011, 03:04:58 pm »

Lol... the funny part is you can pretty easily tell apart the cannibal from the regular ones, how?5 of them look like they don't give two shits about you and 1 looks very interested in you, guess which is the cannibal... now if there were 5 nymphos and 1 cannibal...I'd be royally fucked...
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Malgoroth Offline
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« Reply #1065 on: August 16, 2011, 05:45:54 pm »





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Malgoroth Offline
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« Reply #1066 on: August 16, 2011, 06:01:47 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydHMU05BknE
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bayarea510 Offline
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« Reply #1067 on: August 16, 2011, 08:44:45 pm »


ahahahahah
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Gg in 30, half right at least
nugnugx Offline
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« Reply #1068 on: August 18, 2011, 02:31:36 am »

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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #1069 on: August 21, 2011, 09:09:59 am »

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RoyalHants Offline
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« Reply #1070 on: August 21, 2011, 09:11:50 am »


lulz
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Yeah calbanes, I mean - some people like smokaz are still yet to win a single game, even though they've been around here for years.

PonySlaystation Offline
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« Reply #1071 on: August 21, 2011, 07:03:33 pm »

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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #1072 on: August 23, 2011, 06:36:46 am »

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/yoga-ball-treadmill-faceplant/1j4pnj6rf?from=video_module

Rofl.
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DERDBERT
Like Jesus, Keeps died for us

He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #1073 on: August 23, 2011, 11:42:19 pm »

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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #1074 on: August 24, 2011, 10:51:44 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-zmS67CdZw

Some other people might have seen this.
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Rahx Offline
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« Reply #1075 on: August 24, 2011, 11:20:23 am »

whats funny about that?
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why is everyone except me retarded?
RoyalHants Offline
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« Reply #1076 on: August 24, 2011, 01:48:38 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=718YeNcVxME&feature=related

"In Soviet Russia, bike stole my nigga"

"Bush:

Nigga stole my white house!"

LOL
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #1077 on: August 24, 2011, 08:32:29 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuvScIFMDUA
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Baine Offline
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« Reply #1078 on: August 25, 2011, 04:54:56 am »

Less stupid youtube links, more pictures!
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #1079 on: August 25, 2011, 04:56:43 am »

Less stupid youtube links, more pictures!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy2nAOdBUlw

New film 'troll hunter'

coming to an eir forum near you
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