Heartmann
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« Reply #1060 on: August 16, 2011, 10:55:24 am » |
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President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette is not a friendly, nice game."
The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."
He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of these women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.
This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?"
The African leader then said "One of them has AIDS." -fixed tbh ^^
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............
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Baine
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« Reply #1061 on: August 16, 2011, 11:51:18 am » |
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Yeah i expected an AIDS joke aswell. D:
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Killer344
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« Reply #1062 on: August 16, 2011, 01:36:18 pm » |
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nubs, chances of getting AIDS trough oral sex are pretty slim, cannibalism makes more sense lol.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #1063 on: August 16, 2011, 01:47:44 pm » |
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The joke could easily be changed to fit that.
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom |
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« Reply #1064 on: August 16, 2011, 03:04:58 pm » |
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Lol... the funny part is you can pretty easily tell apart the cannibal from the regular ones, how?5 of them look like they don't give two shits about you and 1 looks very interested in you, guess which is the cannibal... now if there were 5 nymphos and 1 cannibal...I'd be royally fucked...
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Malgoroth
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« Reply #1065 on: August 16, 2011, 05:45:54 pm » |
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Malgoroth
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« Reply #1066 on: August 16, 2011, 06:01:47 pm » |
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« Reply #1067 on: August 16, 2011, 08:44:45 pm » |
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00:00:28 [Team] imnotsoisoisoi: they're noobish
00:01:07 [Team] imnotsoisoisoi: this is gonna be gg in 15 mins
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00:28:50 [Team] RonnMercy: bring something on
00:29:04 [Team] imnotsoisoisoi: im out
00:29:05 [Team] RonnMercy: ur terrible lol
Gg in 30, half right at least
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nugnugx
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« Reply #1068 on: August 18, 2011, 02:31:36 am » |
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« Reply #1069 on: August 21, 2011, 09:09:59 am » |
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« Reply #1071 on: August 21, 2011, 07:03:33 pm » |
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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deadbolt
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« Reply #1072 on: August 23, 2011, 06:36:46 am » |
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 DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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« Reply #1073 on: August 23, 2011, 11:42:19 pm » |
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Smokaz
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« Reply #1074 on: August 24, 2011, 10:51:44 am » |
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« Reply #1075 on: August 24, 2011, 11:20:23 am » |
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whats funny about that?
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why is everyone except me retarded? |
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« Reply #1077 on: August 24, 2011, 08:32:29 pm » |
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
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Baine
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« Reply #1078 on: August 25, 2011, 04:54:56 am » |
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Less stupid youtube links, more pictures!
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